Heavy Weapons Guy's Modern Art

It’s a post-modern neo-classical impressionist sculpture, depicting the struggles of modern day man in his quest for acknowledgment within a team based world.
Also it’s made of sandviches which means it taste AWESOME.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 25, 2010 · 9:45 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (339 votes, average: 4.65 out of 5)
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73 Responses to “Heavy Weapons Guy’s Modern Art”

  1. TheAceOfSkulls on February 25th, 2010 2:47 pm

    This is the first modern art I've seen with taste.

    Dear lord I'm doing it again…

  2. Nick Soapdish on February 25th, 2010 3:20 pm

    in b4 'SO MUCH BREAD!'

  3. Dracojounin7 on February 25th, 2010 3:22 pm

    Level 2 Sandvich… What happens at Level 3?

  4. Dudewin on February 25th, 2010 3:25 pm

    Oe, what's it called?
    D.N.Sandvich?

  5. DClaw on February 25th, 2010 4:07 pm

    Ahhh…The leaning tower of Sandvich…Able to feed millions while showing its Awesomeness…

    Let's just hope the Spy doesn't try to knock it down, or the heavy will be the one to "Cry some moar"…

  6. JohnPoe on February 25th, 2010 4:41 pm

    What's that Tower of Sandvich?

    "Now make another ten trillion strands of Sanvich DNA to create invincible Sandvich man?"

    …Good idea!

  7. Nowaki on February 25th, 2010 2:05 pm

    Now this is a peice of modern art I like! Cleverly made, and a good snack for when you get hungry!

  8. Leo058 on February 25th, 2010 2:50 pm

    It weighs 3.2 kilograms and fires 800 mg of cholesterol and 9001 grams of fat per second.

  9. MassiveDamage on February 25th, 2010 2:51 pm

    What happens when the Heavy get's hungry?

  10. Hakokoro on February 25th, 2010 8:09 pm

    I shall call it-NOM NOM NOM NOM!

  11. MrRaccoon on February 25th, 2010 8:13 pm

    Heavy: Oh tower of sandvich, how I love you

  12. Alpar on February 25th, 2010 8:44 pm

    It costs 400,000 dollars for Heavy to make a Sandvich tower….
    and not eat it.

  13. thepj on February 25th, 2010 9:43 pm

    later: oh my god, who ate sandvich tower! WHO ATE MY SANCK!!

  14. Xenomorph42Q on February 25th, 2010 10:43 pm

    Heavy Update 2.0!

    NEW UNLOCKABLE: Sandvich Art

    When used, all nearby players be they, friendly or enemy, must spend 5 minutes standing in one spot, pondering the meaning behind it. The heavy that created it may also eat it for permanent Ubercharge and Kritz boost. Only 1 may be used per match

    Do it VALVe. NOW.

  15. Warlord Senax on February 25th, 2010 11:17 pm

    WHO SENDS CRITICS TO FIGHT ME?!

  16. VideoGameGeek on February 25th, 2010 11:50 pm

    Now that's what I call delicious art.

  17. VyseRogueKing on February 26th, 2010 12:11 am

    This has just now inspired my art class quarter final.

  18. FoxyMayo on February 26th, 2010 2:07 am

    Who knew such a brainless guy could be such a great artist?

  19. kirbyownsyou97 on February 26th, 2010 2:18 am

    the watermark is a different color.
    THAT WATERMARK'S A SPY

  20. Xyxoz on February 26th, 2010 2:53 am

    TEEEEEEAM FORTRESS
    YUMMMMMM

  21. Fawful on February 26th, 2010 3:04 am

    SANDVICH MAKE ME ARTIST!

  22. CakeBard on February 26th, 2010 3:15 am

    Call of Heavy: Modern Art Fair 2!!! Never coming any system ever…

  23. Vabolo on February 26th, 2010 3:48 am

    SO MUCH FLAVR*!

    *Intentional

  24. Vabolo on February 26th, 2010 3:52 am

    It becomes Manvich.

  25. Vabolo on February 26th, 2010 4:00 am

    Clever play on words. You deserve a well-earned +1 for your show of wit.

  26. Ataeru on February 26th, 2010 4:04 am

    thats actually a display of a sandvich double helix.

    a genome of where if you were to eat a sandvich, motor functions are shut down to fully enjoy the taste of sandvich. -known to cause NOMsyndrome and death-

  27. Joshy206 on February 26th, 2010 4:19 am

    SO MUCH BRE- Oh fuck.

  28. MasterLuigi452 on February 26th, 2010 4:43 am

    *drools*

    Can I have one??

  29. goldensun87 on February 26th, 2010 5:45 am

    om nom nom nom nom…

  30. meinmattias on February 26th, 2010 6:00 am

    That's a fair bit of meat. And the Sandvich Tower is pretty impressive, too.

    *cough*

  31. dimomarg on March 6th, 2010 9:40 pm

    What was that Sandvich? clone this so we can get more tasteful art? GOOD IDEA.

  32. chigocubsfan on May 25th, 2010 10:55 am

    SANDVICH TASTVES LIKE MODDERN ART

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