Personally I never liked the taste of these stupid things, but I’ll take that +5 health any day! Take it right to the… health… bank.
By Blacklightning
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 24, 2010 · 2:07 PM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
Conveniently placed in rows of five or six in a hallway near you!
It's like a rising knee to the FA-WAIT wrong drink.
Liandri Health Vial.
The best drink to keep you going since M-M-M-MONSTER.
I still prefer rations. They don't taste awful, and they heal you to 80% health. They even automatically heal you if you take otherwise lethal damage.
Sure it may be good, but nothing beats those good ol' potions which healed most of your health.
The impossible made possible. For 5 seconds.
whats worse?
knowledge that the guy who submitted this is named "Blacklightning"
or that he is NOT named "BlackDynamite"
It looks like apple juice, it tastes like apple juice, it feels like apple juice, but friend, it ain't apple juice
Now in new Cherry Fission and Blutonium Berry flavors!
And if you order now, I'll throw in a second beatin' – absolutely free!
Science! Energy! Science! Energy! Electrolytes, turbolytes, powerlytes, more lytes than YOUR BODY HAS ROOM FOR!
Drink Health vials and you’ll win at everything forever. You’ll win at running, football, arson, weddings, and art! You’ll even win at irony! Top score!
What are electrolytes?
I heard they're what plants crave.
+1 for Powerthirst reference.
It's chicken.
Ha, +1 for that reference XD
Produced by Sniper co.
Remember Sniper co's motto, BLAST IT WITH PISS!
Drink Health vials and… people will think you're Kenyan…? :-/
And before you get killed, in which case you wouldnt need it anyway.
It has enough vitamins and antioxidants to blow your goddamn head off!
Comes in a new flavor.. GUN!
Mannana!
inb4 Fizzbitch
….So nobody here takes Anal Blast…right?
MY FISTS! THEY ARE MADE OF STEEL!
But of the time of this writing Darkangelsv1 is only sitting at +1, meaning that even though you said you'd give him +1 you really haven't given him anything!
You could blame it on -1 trolls but I see no evidence of their presence.
Please explain.
My evil scheme is going exactly as planned! >:D
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Wait, I thought they craved toilet water!
Now available in Strange Sticky and Salty Sauce flavour!
Hurry while supplies last.
Oh sir soapdish, I feel the shame. I forgot to +1 him, homework and halolz at the same time is a bad idea. But I have fixed it
Not really, it was my fault =b
Your schemes are invalid!
I hope I taught you an important lesson today, Never do homework!
The more you know… wait… somewhat I feel irony on that sentence
BRAWNDO!
… am I late?
JUICE SPRINGSTEIN!
I will stick to healthstones, thank you.
Om nom nom, souls.