This Koffing comic is a pretty accurate representation of my mood every time I go to Starbucks!
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Starbucks, one around every corner even in other worlds now.
There's one in every town… just like Pokemon Centers and Pokemarts!
koffing's face in last panel.
pleasure/orgasm faec.
That face appears in his Pokémon Yellow sprite, albeit looking more like an Awesomeface.
Starbucks girl used Mocha-Frappa-Crappa-Snappa-Parrapa-the-Rappa-Chino!
Koffing's defense sharply fell!
Koffing is hurt by the price!
Starbucks Girl's attack continues! Every day for the rest of Koffing's life!
he sure does like coffee…
Why limit to that!? We can have one on every route, inside Pokémon centers, inside that dammed Mt. Moon, Inside Tall Grass, inside every Pokémon Gym, inside every PokéStarbucks! The possibilities are ENDLESS…
…just like the amount of Pokémon now.
ZING!
Weedle: "weed-"
Pothead: "here's some"
We just discovered that Mew's rainbow colored extended family was hiding under my sofa! Hurry! Catch 'em all!
Trainer uses Coffee!
Koffing's speed rose greatly!
Koffing used Poison Gas!
Koffing used Poison Gas!
Koffing used Poison Gas!
Koffing used Explosion!
I guess THIS Koffing couldn't handle the awesomeness that is coffee!
which wasn't long becuase he used self-destruct
Looks like Koffing…
*puts on sunglasses*
was just served.
remember that you have to weaken them first unless you have a masterball :D
I'd say it looks more like the FRed/LGreen sprite.
…Hmm…
*Looks around the nearest corner*
GREAT SCOTT…IT'S TRUE!!!
"Do you folks like COFFEE!?"
*facepalm*
I knew i forgot something…
The only time pokemons having a very limited vocabulary is an advantage; they can get what they want without being persuaded otherwise…
"Butterfree, could you pass the butter please?"
I wonder if the pokedex has any info on the effects of pokemon on caffeine?
Before, After AND IN every Elite 4's room!
that's what she said.
See, all Koffing needs in the morning is a Starmie-bucks!
Real COFFEEEEE!?
WELL YOUR GONNA GET SOME.
And that's how you describe the life of every engineering student
Officer Jenny used handcuffs!
Starbucks used Lawsuit!
Officer Jenny used Revolver!
1 HIT K.O.!Officer Jenny black out!
http://go-outside.deviantart.com/art/KOFFI-103566...
Artist deserves credit =3
Very funny, i would never have expected it from the beginning ^^
FROM THE HILLS OF COLUMBIA!?
*stage gets PWNED by Majora's Mask's moon*
well first it says that their speed greatly increases,then after a few battles, its speed greatly decreses and then it uses self-destruct.
… no scream for the cream? o.O
you get plus ones for reminding him.
Artist is credit to art! :P
…
that was really stupid. :P
…Let's see the results with Monster or Red Bull…
I thought the phrase was "I can't let you brew that, Starbucks"
And how do you know it's not 7 11?
except you know they already have GOD now :O
Employee: Okay sir, that'll be OVER 9000 dollars.
Koffing come back!
Go, Meowth!
Meowth used Payday!
…It's not very effective..
Trainer is out of usable money!
Trainer whited out! (Due to lack of coffee)
I know wich pokemons is that! ITS PIKACHU!
Ah thanks!
I am dreadfully sorry to say this, but our avatars must now do battle. HOO-AH!
Isn't it "Just got served"?
COFFEE MUG!!!
Shawn directly mentioned starbucks. So yeah.
Anyways, it's clearly brewed. I just can't let him drink that.
Horsea: "Hor-"
Nurse Joy: "Yes?"
Codemaster525 used Amnesia!
Codemaster525 forgot to use Howl!
And also that there is a maximum of ten characters per name!
Ah, but he clearly said POKEMON on CAFFEINE, not caffeine on Pokemon.
Do an E-Peen fight…!
Wait, that's not fair…
Do a Barrel Roll!
Pikachu: "Pik-"
Girls in a changing room: "WHERE!"
Wife: Hang on honey, I'm gonna….
Squirtle: SQUIRT-
O I C WUT U DID THUR.
Battle is now over. Awesome Fox Wins by default good sir… hehe Your's is fairly interesting s well.
http://starfox64x.deviantart.com/art/Starfox-is-A... Where my avatar came from… My Deviantart =D
You're welcome, glad i could help
Lol, i thought it was funny, hehe…
Yo! we heard you like Starbucks so we put a Starbucks in yo Starbucks so you can drink coffee while you drink coffee!
Inb4
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Pikachu: -Achu
Random guy: Bless you.
Gallade: Gal-
Androgynous Person: No, I'm a guy.
Can't let you drink that, Starbucks.
DONT MESS WITH ME I HAVNT HAD MY KOFFI YET…im like that evry mornin
reminds me of my mom. except she doesn't look anything like koffing
STARBUCKS EXEC used Uproar!
OFFICER JENNY used Handcuffs!
STARBUCKS EXEC calmed down!
A Challenger appears!
Hiiii…
I CAN'T LOOOOOOOOOOSE!!
http://vabolo.deviantart.com/art/Can-t-let-you-do...
Not if you can't let that limit you!
Starbucks CEO would like to battle!
Starbucks CEO sent out 151 Lawyers!AT ONCE~!
VABOLO used http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ-dtOBbx3s !
It's super confusing!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
*POPOSTARE*
Ho-oh: "Ho!"
Nurse Joy: "What? What is it now?"
Sorry to jet, but i'm in a hurry…
Falcon… PAWNCH! D=<
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHyeah.*sip*
FUCKING PROTECTIVE BUBBLE-SHIELDS!
*Throws Pester Ball*
HAVE AT THEE, COWARD!
there was a maximum?
Gallade: Gal-
Androgynous Person: No, I'm a guy.
And now for a commercial.
Feeling Drowzee? Constant Koffing and Weezing? Hurt when you Sneasel? Then don't Slakoth; pick up some new Alka-Seltzer packets. The patented cold relief mixes perfectly with Fresh Water. Lemonade, and Soda Pop, and will pick you up faster than you can say Abra Kadabra, Alakazam. For when you wanna be the very best, get Alka-Seltzer.
Where have I heard about that,which webcomic :|
What….. The….. Hell……
COFFEENG!
GOD DAMMIT! AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGH!
CCCCCCOMBO BREAKER BY MRRACCCOON
I prefer Rockstar meself.
Sorry to Combo Break, but can we let Fox Pawnch that?
USE THE LIMIT BREAKER!!!
I actually saw a Starbucks inside a Starbucks. And somehow it worked o.O
Quite…
(Next episode,who will win the #%*&ing meme stareoff?)
wild Alka-Seltzer appeared!
it used DISSOLVE!
wild Alka-Seltzer got away!
all your pokemon's status ailments have been healed!
He changes people like Weegee! O_O
Sure, why not?
Can't let you do that, Starfox!
It's those damn cookie gnomes!
You can throw a punchline like a single ultra-catholic man can throw a party.
…Fascinating!
Wasted Talent.
Hey everyone! Let's go swim in the…
….
Am I doing this correctly?
Don't be blaming mah gnomes! D:<
and instead of coffee it's bourbon!
…..Indeed……
L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LIMIT BREAKER!
HALOLZ READER watches STRANGE VIDEO.
HALOLZ READER checks WINDOW.
HALOLZ READER blacks out.
This is definitely the most disturbing video I've seen in YEARS
FINALLY!!!
…………Indubitably………
It's gonna be hard to order once he evolves….
nope she's a caffeine addict she needs her coffee in the morning
but how can she beat her children without her beatin' bourbon? D:
FREAKY FISH GUY ALERT.
Now Falcon will do it to you.
I AM NOT A FREAKY FISH GUY
This is my favorite comic on this site now, hands down. It gets funnier every time I see it!
He won't get any crash with 5-Hour Energy.
Or like Wolf lets you do that.
…..mmyes…..
easy, My dad does it XD
LMAO! I dont know whats funnier, the whole coffee thing or the expresions in his face XD
Oh, then who threw this harpoon into my shoulder, hmm?
What would happen if you gave a Metapod some viagra?
HYES!
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKAH!
Um…….that was my Italian cousin….Drako….Pastrami. Yeah that's it. It was Drako Pastrami.
Um……no. That was uh….my cousin….Drako….Pastrami. Yeah, Drako Pastrami. It was him.
If your Metapod uses Harden for more than four hours, please seek immediate help from Nurse Joy.