KOFFING COFFEE COMIC

This Koffing comic is a pretty accurate representation of my mood every time I go to Starbucks!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 7, 2010 · 3:32 PM 
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121 Responses to “KOFFI-”

  1. ArmyOfMidgets on February 7th, 2010 8:38 pm

    Starbucks, one around every corner even in other worlds now.

  2. Shawn Handyside on February 7th, 2010 8:41 pm

    There's one in every town… just like Pokemon Centers and Pokemarts!

  3. kirbyownsyou97 on February 7th, 2010 8:41 pm

    koffing's face in last panel.

    pleasure/orgasm faec.

  4. Darkangelsv1 on February 7th, 2010 8:49 pm

    That face appears in his Pokémon Yellow sprite, albeit looking more like an Awesomeface.

  5. JohnPoe on February 7th, 2010 8:50 pm

    Starbucks girl used Mocha-Frappa-Crappa-Snappa-Parrapa-the-Rappa-Chino!

    Koffing's defense sharply fell!

    Koffing is hurt by the price!

    Starbucks Girl's attack continues! Every day for the rest of Koffing's life!

  6. XxZulaxX on February 7th, 2010 8:50 pm

    he sure does like coffee…

  7. Darkangelsv1 on February 7th, 2010 8:51 pm

    Why limit to that!? We can have one on every route, inside Pokémon centers, inside that dammed Mt. Moon, Inside Tall Grass, inside every Pokémon Gym, inside every PokéStarbucks! The possibilities are ENDLESS…

    …just like the amount of Pokémon now.
    ZING!

  8. XxZulaxX on February 7th, 2010 8:54 pm

    Weedle: "weed-"
    Pothead: "here's some"

  9. JohnPoe on February 7th, 2010 8:57 pm

    We just discovered that Mew's rainbow colored extended family was hiding under my sofa! Hurry! Catch 'em all!

  10. DClaw on February 7th, 2010 8:58 pm

    Trainer uses Coffee!
    Koffing's speed rose greatly!
    Koffing used Poison Gas!
    Koffing used Poison Gas!
    Koffing used Poison Gas!
    Koffing used Explosion!

    I guess THIS Koffing couldn't handle the awesomeness that is coffee!

  11. XxZulaxX on February 7th, 2010 9:00 pm

    which wasn't long becuase he used self-destruct

  12. codemaster525 on February 7th, 2010 9:00 pm

    Looks like Koffing…

    *puts on sunglasses*

    was just served.

  13. XxZulaxX on February 7th, 2010 9:03 pm

    remember that you have to weaken them first unless you have a masterball :D

  14. DRKS on February 7th, 2010 9:03 pm

    I'd say it looks more like the FRed/LGreen sprite.

  15. Angry_Sonic on February 7th, 2010 9:17 pm

    …Hmm…
    *Looks around the nearest corner*
    GREAT SCOTT…IT'S TRUE!!!

  16. DClaw on February 7th, 2010 9:22 pm

    "Do you folks like COFFEE!?"

  17. codemaster525 on February 7th, 2010 9:23 pm

    *facepalm*

    I knew i forgot something…

  18. Nowaki on February 7th, 2010 9:25 pm

    The only time pokemons having a very limited vocabulary is an advantage; they can get what they want without being persuaded otherwise…

  19. Caelun_Niveus on February 7th, 2010 9:29 pm

    "Butterfree, could you pass the butter please?"

  20. Daggerfire on February 7th, 2010 9:35 pm

    I wonder if the pokedex has any info on the effects of pokemon on caffeine?

  21. ArmyOfMidgets on February 7th, 2010 9:49 pm

    Before, After AND IN every Elite 4's room!

  22. Xyxoz on February 7th, 2010 9:52 pm

    that's what she said.

  23. BlueChameleon on February 7th, 2010 9:56 pm

    See, all Koffing needs in the morning is a Starmie-bucks!

  24. MrRaccoon on February 7th, 2010 10:29 pm

    Real COFFEEEEE!?

  25. KiruBananers on February 7th, 2010 10:30 pm

    WELL YOUR GONNA GET SOME.

  26. MrRaccoon on February 7th, 2010 10:30 pm

    And that's how you describe the life of every engineering student

  27. KiruBananers on February 7th, 2010 10:31 pm

    Officer Jenny used handcuffs!

    Starbucks used Lawsuit!

    Officer Jenny used Revolver!

    1 HIT K.O.!Officer Jenny black out!

  28. Starfox64x on February 7th, 2010 10:39 pm

    http://go-outside.deviantart.com/art/KOFFI-103566...

    Artist deserves credit =3

    Very funny, i would never have expected it from the beginning ^^

  29. TCC on February 7th, 2010 10:45 pm

    FROM THE HILLS OF COLUMBIA!?

  30. MrRaccoon on February 7th, 2010 10:53 pm

    *stage gets PWNED by Majora's Mask's moon*

  31. Kirby_Emprer on February 7th, 2010 10:56 pm

    well first it says that their speed greatly increases,then after a few battles, its speed greatly decreses and then it uses self-destruct.

  32. TCC on February 7th, 2010 10:57 pm

    … no scream for the cream? o.O

  33. Kirby_Emprer on February 7th, 2010 10:58 pm

    you get plus ones for reminding him.

  34. TCC on February 7th, 2010 10:59 pm

    Artist is credit to art! :P

    that was really stupid. :P

  35. Alpar on February 7th, 2010 10:59 pm

    …Let's see the results with Monster or Red Bull…

  36. Alpar on February 7th, 2010 10:59 pm

    I thought the phrase was "I can't let you brew that, Starbucks"

    And how do you know it's not 7 11?

  37. Kirby_Emprer on February 7th, 2010 11:01 pm

    except you know they already have GOD now :O

  38. Alpar on February 7th, 2010 11:06 pm

    Employee: Okay sir, that'll be OVER 9000 dollars.

    Koffing come back!
    Go, Meowth!
    Meowth used Payday!
    …It's not very effective..
    Trainer is out of usable money!
    Trainer whited out! (Due to lack of coffee)

  39. Hakokoro on February 7th, 2010 11:06 pm

    I know wich pokemons is that! ITS PIKACHU!

  40. Shawn Handyside on February 7th, 2010 11:07 pm

    Ah thanks!

  41. Vabolo on February 7th, 2010 11:12 pm

    I am dreadfully sorry to say this, but our avatars must now do battle. HOO-AH!

  42. Vabolo on February 7th, 2010 11:12 pm

    Isn't it "Just got served"?

  43. MasterLuigi452 on February 7th, 2010 11:16 pm

    COFFEE MUG!!!

  44. Roflcopter419 on February 7th, 2010 11:16 pm

    Shawn directly mentioned starbucks. So yeah.

    Anyways, it's clearly brewed. I just can't let him drink that.

  45. Vabolo on February 7th, 2010 11:18 pm

    Horsea: "Hor-"
    Nurse Joy: "Yes?"

  46. Vabolo on February 7th, 2010 11:24 pm

    Codemaster525 used Amnesia!

    Codemaster525 forgot to use Howl!

    And also that there is a maximum of ten characters per name!

  47. Dracojounin7 on February 7th, 2010 11:24 pm

    Ah, but he clearly said POKEMON on CAFFEINE, not caffeine on Pokemon.

  48. DClaw on February 7th, 2010 11:29 pm

    Do an E-Peen fight…!
    Wait, that's not fair…
    Do a Barrel Roll!

  49. dvv402 on February 7th, 2010 11:37 pm

    Pikachu: "Pik-"
    Girls in a changing room: "WHERE!"

  50. VideoGameGeek on February 8th, 2010 12:09 am

    Wife: Hang on honey, I'm gonna….
    Squirtle: SQUIRT-

  51. Alpar on February 8th, 2010 12:16 am

    O I C WUT U DID THUR.

  52. Starfox64x on February 8th, 2010 12:34 am

    Battle is now over. Awesome Fox Wins by default good sir… hehe Your's is fairly interesting s well.

    http://starfox64x.deviantart.com/art/Starfox-is-A... Where my avatar came from… My Deviantart =D

  53. Starfox64x on February 8th, 2010 12:35 am

    You're welcome, glad i could help

  54. Starfox64x on February 8th, 2010 12:43 am

    Lol, i thought it was funny, hehe…

  55. Sir_McCloud on February 8th, 2010 1:00 am

    Yo! we heard you like Starbucks so we put a Starbucks in yo Starbucks so you can drink coffee while you drink coffee!

  56. JohnPoe on February 7th, 2010 9:05 pm

    Inb4

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

  57. Alpar on February 8th, 2010 2:15 am

    Pikachu: -Achu
    Random guy: Bless you.

  58. Dracojounin7 on February 8th, 2010 2:20 am

    Gallade: Gal-
    Androgynous Person: No, I'm a guy.

  59. Roflcopter419 on February 7th, 2010 9:22 pm

    Can't let you drink that, Starbucks.

  60. lPYRO on February 8th, 2010 2:37 am

    DONT MESS WITH ME I HAVNT HAD MY KOFFI YET…im like that evry mornin

  61. LinkyBS on February 8th, 2010 2:57 am

    reminds me of my mom. except she doesn't look anything like koffing

  62. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 3:06 am

    STARBUCKS EXEC used Uproar!

    OFFICER JENNY used Handcuffs!

    STARBUCKS EXEC calmed down!

  63. KiruBananers on February 8th, 2010 3:06 am

    A Challenger appears!
    Hiiii…

  64. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 3:08 am
  65. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 3:09 am

    Not if you can't let that limit you!

  66. KiruBananers on February 8th, 2010 3:10 am

    Starbucks CEO would like to battle!

    Starbucks CEO sent out 151 Lawyers!AT ONCE~!

  67. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 3:46 am

    VABOLO used http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ-dtOBbx3s !

    It's super confusing!

  68. KiruBananers on February 8th, 2010 3:50 am

    Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
    *POPOSTARE*

  69. JohnPoe on February 8th, 2010 3:53 am

    Ho-oh: "Ho!"

    Nurse Joy: "What? What is it now?"

  70. Starfox64x on February 8th, 2010 3:55 am

    Sorry to jet, but i'm in a hurry…

  71. Starfox64x on February 8th, 2010 3:55 am

    Falcon… PAWNCH! D=<

  72. KiruBananers on February 8th, 2010 3:57 am

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHyeah.*sip*

  73. Vabolo on February 7th, 2010 11:15 pm

    FUCKING PROTECTIVE BUBBLE-SHIELDS!

    *Throws Pester Ball*

    HAVE AT THEE, COWARD!

  74. codemaster525 on February 8th, 2010 12:15 am

    there was a maximum?

  75. Dracojounin7 on February 8th, 2010 2:20 am

    Gallade: Gal-
    Androgynous Person: No, I'm a guy.

  76. AuraMaster on February 8th, 2010 7:28 am

    And now for a commercial.

    Feeling Drowzee? Constant Koffing and Weezing? Hurt when you Sneasel? Then don't Slakoth; pick up some new Alka-Seltzer packets. The patented cold relief mixes perfectly with Fresh Water. Lemonade, and Soda Pop, and will pick you up faster than you can say Abra Kadabra, Alakazam. For when you wanna be the very best, get Alka-Seltzer.

  77. KiruBananers on February 8th, 2010 3:54 am

    Where have I heard about that,which webcomic :|

  78. AuraMaster on February 8th, 2010 7:10 am

    What….. The….. Hell……

  79. dimomarg on February 8th, 2010 12:12 pm

    COFFEENG!

  80. AuraMaster on February 8th, 2010 7:14 am

    GOD DAMMIT! AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGH!

  81. SMASHWHAMMY on February 8th, 2010 12:56 pm

    CCCCCCOMBO BREAKER BY MRRACCCOON

  82. Daifuku on February 8th, 2010 1:42 pm

    I prefer Rockstar meself.

  83. Daifuku on February 8th, 2010 1:44 pm

    Sorry to Combo Break, but can we let Fox Pawnch that?

  84. Daifuku on February 8th, 2010 1:45 pm

    USE THE LIMIT BREAKER!!!

  85. Daifuku on February 8th, 2010 1:49 pm

    I actually saw a Starbucks inside a Starbucks. And somehow it worked o.O

  86. KiruBananers on February 8th, 2010 2:56 pm

    Quite…
    (Next episode,who will win the #%*&ing meme stareoff?)

  87. MasqueNoMercy on February 8th, 2010 3:05 pm

    wild Alka-Seltzer appeared!

    it used DISSOLVE!

    wild Alka-Seltzer got away!

    all your pokemon's status ailments have been healed!

  88. Angry_Sonic on February 8th, 2010 3:46 pm

    He changes people like Weegee! O_O

  89. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 4:14 pm

    Sure, why not?

  90. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 4:15 pm

    Can't let you do that, Starfox!

  91. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 4:18 pm

    It's those damn cookie gnomes!

  92. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 4:20 pm

    You can throw a punchline like a single ultra-catholic man can throw a party.

  93. Vabolo on February 8th, 2010 4:23 pm

    …Fascinating!

  94. Daifuku on February 8th, 2010 1:46 pm

    Wasted Talent.

  95. Mako_Tsunami on February 8th, 2010 9:29 pm

    Hey everyone! Let's go swim in the…
    ….
    Am I doing this correctly?

  96. TCC on February 8th, 2010 10:54 pm

    Don't be blaming mah gnomes! D:<

  97. TCC on February 8th, 2010 11:08 pm

    and instead of coffee it's bourbon!

  98. DClaw on February 8th, 2010 11:10 pm

    …..Indeed……

  99. Vabolo on February 9th, 2010 12:32 am

    L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-LIMIT BREAKER!

  100. SnovB X on February 9th, 2010 1:33 am

    HALOLZ READER watches STRANGE VIDEO.
    HALOLZ READER checks WINDOW.
    HALOLZ READER blacks out.

  101. SnovB X on February 9th, 2010 1:52 am

    This is definitely the most disturbing video I've seen in YEARS

  102. Daifuku on February 9th, 2010 7:35 am

    FINALLY!!!

  103. Aboithagameboi on February 9th, 2010 5:01 pm

    …………Indubitably………

  104. Senor Fox on February 10th, 2010 12:27 am

    It's gonna be hard to order once he evolves….

  105. LinkyBS on February 10th, 2010 12:28 am

    nope she's a caffeine addict she needs her coffee in the morning

  106. TCC on February 10th, 2010 1:55 am

    but how can she beat her children without her beatin' bourbon? D:

  107. Cypher on February 10th, 2010 4:04 am

    FREAKY FISH GUY ALERT.

  108. Daifuku on February 10th, 2010 11:43 am

    Now Falcon will do it to you.

  109. Mako_Tsunami on February 10th, 2010 12:37 pm

    I AM NOT A FREAKY FISH GUY

  110. truegentleman on February 11th, 2010 8:41 pm

    This is my favorite comic on this site now, hands down. It gets funnier every time I see it!

  111. AuraMaster on February 13th, 2010 12:27 am

    He won't get any crash with 5-Hour Energy.

  112. AuraMaster on February 13th, 2010 12:32 am

    Or like Wolf lets you do that.

  113. AuraMaster on February 13th, 2010 12:35 am

    …..mmyes…..

  114. LinkyBS on February 13th, 2010 6:42 am

    easy, My dad does it XD

  115. Antonio on February 15th, 2010 2:32 pm

    LMAO! I dont know whats funnier, the whole coffee thing or the expresions in his face XD

  116. penguindude42 on March 15th, 2010 2:09 am

    Oh, then who threw this harpoon into my shoulder, hmm?

  117. penguindude42 on March 15th, 2010 2:18 am

    What would happen if you gave a Metapod some viagra?

  118. penguindude42 on March 15th, 2010 2:24 am

    HYES!

    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKAH!

  119. Conner Johnson on March 16th, 2010 8:49 pm

    Um…….that was my Italian cousin….Drako….Pastrami. Yeah that's it. It was Drako Pastrami.

  120. Mako_Tsunami on March 16th, 2010 8:51 pm

    Um……no. That was uh….my cousin….Drako….Pastrami. Yeah, Drako Pastrami. It was him.

  121. AuraMaster on April 17th, 2010 1:14 pm

    If your Metapod uses Harden for more than four hours, please seek immediate help from Nurse Joy.

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