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Well, that didn’t take long! The highly anticipated sequel to Left 4 Bed!
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[AUDIO] Left 4 Bed 2

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 29, 2009 · 6:16 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(146 votes, average: 4.4 out of 5)

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Adult Situations, Audio Clips, Awkward Moments, Disturbing, Left 4 Dead, PC, Teamwork, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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3347Comments%5BAUDIO%5D+Left+4+Bed+22009-10-29+22%3A16%3A53Shawn+Handyside to “[AUDIO] Left 4 Bed 2”

njsykora on October 29th, 2009 10:23 pm

Just a quick mention that this is the proper Left 4 Bed 2 by The Young Scot. Not another poor ripoff like Youtube is saturated with now.
BurnoutSpartan on October 29th, 2009 10:49 pm

The last millisecond of audio is Gabe Newell facepalming himself for developing a PC game that can easily be manipulated.

Heh…. manipulated…cuz their gay
DClaw on October 29th, 2009 10:50 pm

Obviously, after you realise you are 1 of few survivors and you realise you can't have sex with anything else, your hormones will kick in. It was inevitable.
Sandbag on October 29th, 2009 10:53 pm

"Im cuming Im cuming!"
Holy_Donutta on October 29th, 2009 11:00 pm

Someone's ass is going to be raw after this…
MasqueNoMercy on October 29th, 2009 11:20 pm

wow… they kind of sound like they both REALLY enjoyed it… i feel bad for that third guy at the end though

this really is the perfect sequel to the original with louis and bill though 5 star frog splash from me
Acrazymonke on October 29th, 2009 11:22 pm

PENGAS
Oak on October 29th, 2009 11:28 pm

Maybe his helicopter, maybe it's made of chocolate
Exploderizer on October 30th, 2009 12:07 am

Looks that guy likes the DARK CHOCOLATE.
Senax on October 30th, 2009 12:19 am

Man, I hope they used protection. You can never go wrong with Uber Condoms™!
Paulrus-Keaton? on October 30th, 2009 12:31 am

Ridin' on the Chocolate Helicopter.
Ataeru on October 30th, 2009 12:34 am

how were they able to get those audio files? the game is not out yet…
njsykora on October 30th, 2009 12:52 am

But the demo is.
MrRaccoon on October 30th, 2009 12:53 am

Incoooomiiiiiing!
MrRaccoon on October 30th, 2009 12:55 am

Bonk!
Roflcopter419 on October 30th, 2009 12:57 am

Hmmm….

That was oddly disturbing, and now I never want to play as Coach or Ellis.
Leo058 on October 30th, 2009 1:03 am

More disturbing than the last one.
Anyone else notice the one black guy is always involved?
Roflcopter419 on October 30th, 2009 1:31 am

Yes, but this time he switched roles. However, I have noticed the old guy is always doing the raping.
Roflcopter419 on October 30th, 2009 1:51 am

PINGAS. Not PENGAS.
Badonk on October 30th, 2009 2:11 am

and they started singing!

Oh, there ain't no rest for infected,
no there ain't no rest for me,
I got limbs to rip,
I got brains to eat,
There ain't no way you can run from me.
Ya know I can't go down,
I can't turn back
Though I know you wish I could,
Oh no there ain't no rest for the infected,
Until we are gone for good.
Judgment on October 30th, 2009 3:10 am

except that it lasts only 8 seconds
but i guess thats all the time you need
Nick Soapdish on October 30th, 2009 3:18 am

Left 4 Dead 2, now featuring melee weapon sexual innuendo.
Coach takes his baseball bat and pops it into Ellis' frying pan. As the chocolate helicopter starts to build up momentum, Nick appears with cricket bat in hand…
Badonk on October 30th, 2009 3:20 am

Vampire hat? Awesome :D
codemaster525 on October 30th, 2009 3:24 am

Just when I thought it was over, they were at it again.
Alarid. on October 30th, 2009 3:42 am

SOB!!!!
Nick Soapdish on October 30th, 2009 4:04 am

Man, why does it update for you straight away but not for me? This happened last time I changed to.
Ok then, Halloween avatar a day early then!
FoxyMayo on October 30th, 2009 4:18 am

The images that have been put into my mind cannot be removed by normal means. Where are my power tools??
Red on October 30th, 2009 4:19 am

Fact: Valve added the new specials just so they had an excuse to record things like "Is this thing humping me?"
THEY WANTED THIS.
Senax on October 30th, 2009 5:21 am

It's all in the timing of when you use it, really.
just wait for that moment to come, slip her on, POW! Haha!
Senax on October 30th, 2009 5:21 am

You called?
SSkye on October 30th, 2009 5:22 am

Demo
Senax on October 30th, 2009 5:23 am

Only appears to me when I hover over your avatar. Otherwise it's the previous one.
Nick Soapdish on October 30th, 2009 5:29 am

ha, I cleared my cache and now it appears new in the comment stream but when I hover over it, it's the old one.
lol at the irony.
TCC on October 30th, 2009 5:43 am

good sir, it would appear that your epeen has been bombarded by ghastly trolls whatwhat… -.q
AquaLink on October 30th, 2009 5:46 am

hey, at least he helped the white guy finish himself up after he was done
AquaLink on October 30th, 2009 5:47 am

WHAT IS HEARD CANNOT BE UNHEARD!!!
AquaLink on October 30th, 2009 5:47 am

not on steam it's not. at least not that i can find…
AquaLink on October 30th, 2009 5:48 am

you need condoms for gay sex?
AquaLink on October 30th, 2009 5:49 am

agreed. "the spitter?" come on
need_more_Kirby on October 30th, 2009 6:42 am

you know what has been seen and what has been heard can be unseen and heared you just need to bash your teeth in, get lobotomized and then commit suicide… then homicide…. hey how did they make this if the game isn't even out yet?
Senax on October 30th, 2009 7:20 am

Fixed now. Both of them match up.
WHERE IS YOUR IRONY NOW?!
Senax on October 30th, 2009 7:22 am

AIDS does exist. Homosexuals are actually the majority of AIDS victims.
Nick Soapdish on October 30th, 2009 7:45 am

Maybe for you but not for me!
Even more ironic is that the one who makes the change sees it last!
Senax on October 30th, 2009 8:23 am

I create black holes when I piss, your argument is invalid.
UBOAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa on October 30th, 2009 12:41 pm

Nah, pills were made for a reason.
Badonk on October 30th, 2009 3:13 pm

quiet you, we will decide who's arguments are invalid!
TCC on October 30th, 2009 4:49 pm

at least it's not "the swallower" O.e
Senax on October 30th, 2009 10:09 pm

Your not in the argument, so your argument over deciding who's argument is invalid is invalid.
AquaLink on October 30th, 2009 11:12 pm

true that
AquaLink on October 30th, 2009 11:13 pm

that's not what africa says…
Badonk on October 31st, 2009 1:57 am

Yet you are not in the group who decided which invalid arguments can be argued invalid! Thus this invalid argument must be registered as invalid by the argument comity arguing over the fact that it is invalid!
Senax on October 31st, 2009 4:55 am

Formation of an official argument committee was never passed by Senate, Congress, House of Representatives, or and other governmental body. Thus, it has no actual power or authority. Which in turn means that your argument over my argument of your argument over deciding who's argument is invalid being invalid, is also invalid.
need_more_Kirby on October 31st, 2009 10:58 am

Left 4 dead 3,.. the swallower comes together with her sister the spitter for only 80 dollars more
BlackHatMana on October 31st, 2009 1:31 pm

I think you had to preorder it to get it. They'll probably release one for the rest of us later.
Badonk on November 1st, 2009 3:22 pm

Your invalid argument of the invaledness of my aforementioned argument that your invalid argument was invalid is completely valid. Although while none of those invalid argument having government body's did not in fact argue for the case of an invalid arguing comity, as a high standing member of the Church of Falcon i have taken upon the matter of arguing this argument to the validating comity members of the conclave. We argue that the argument committee is completely valid and not invalid at all so your previous argument of my argument over your invalid argument is in fact not valid, but completely and totally invalid.

p.s. a while i bet lol
Senax on November 1st, 2009 8:27 pm

I can't let you argue that, Badonk!
Badonk on November 1st, 2009 9:50 pm

lol you dare try and not let a high ranking member of the church of falcon do that?

FALCON!!!!!!!!!!
Senax on November 1st, 2009 10:59 pm

The forces of Wolf are far stronger than you previously thought, dear Badonk. It will require more than your faith to defeat us. Now…we must fight. SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
Badonk on November 1st, 2009 11:52 pm

*epic battle ensues*
Senax on November 2nd, 2009 11:04 am

*slow motion with a touching moment as one of Badonk's loved ones is injured/possibly killed occurs*
jjenjr on November 11th, 2009 8:27 am

Man….If there was a list of things that should not be playing out of context out loud when my gf is sleeping next to me…..ithis would be at least number 5

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