Well, that didn’t take long! The highly anticipated sequel to Left 4 Bed!
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Categories: Adult Situations, Audio Clips, Awkward Moments, Disturbing, Left 4 Dead, PC, Teamwork, Valve Software, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (61 Comments) |
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Just a quick mention that this is the proper Left 4 Bed 2 by The Young Scot. Not another poor ripoff like Youtube is saturated with now.
The last millisecond of audio is Gabe Newell facepalming himself for developing a PC game that can easily be manipulated.
Heh…. manipulated…cuz their gay
Obviously, after you realise you are 1 of few survivors and you realise you can't have sex with anything else, your hormones will kick in. It was inevitable.
"Im cuming Im cuming!"
Someone's ass is going to be raw after this…
wow… they kind of sound like they both REALLY enjoyed it… i feel bad for that third guy at the end though
this really is the perfect sequel to the original with louis and bill though 5 star frog splash from me
PENGAS
Maybe his helicopter, maybe it's made of chocolate
Looks that guy likes the DARK CHOCOLATE.
Man, I hope they used protection. You can never go wrong with Uber Condoms™!
Ridin' on the Chocolate Helicopter.
how were they able to get those audio files? the game is not out yet…
But the demo is.
Incoooomiiiiiing!
Bonk!
Hmmm….
That was oddly disturbing, and now I never want to play as Coach or Ellis.
More disturbing than the last one.
Anyone else notice the one black guy is always involved?
Yes, but this time he switched roles. However, I have noticed the old guy is always doing the raping.
PINGAS. Not PENGAS.
and they started singing!
Oh, there ain't no rest for infected,
no there ain't no rest for me,
I got limbs to rip,
I got brains to eat,
There ain't no way you can run from me.
Ya know I can't go down,
I can't turn back
Though I know you wish I could,
Oh no there ain't no rest for the infected,
Until we are gone for good.
except that it lasts only 8 seconds
but i guess thats all the time you need
Left 4 Dead 2, now featuring melee weapon sexual innuendo.
Coach takes his baseball bat and pops it into Ellis' frying pan. As the chocolate helicopter starts to build up momentum, Nick appears with cricket bat in hand…
Vampire hat? Awesome :D
Just when I thought it was over, they were at it again.
SOB!!!!
Man, why does it update for you straight away but not for me? This happened last time I changed to.
Ok then, Halloween avatar a day early then!
The images that have been put into my mind cannot be removed by normal means. Where are my power tools??
Fact: Valve added the new specials just so they had an excuse to record things like "Is this thing humping me?"
THEY WANTED THIS.
It's all in the timing of when you use it, really.
just wait for that moment to come, slip her on, POW! Haha!
You called?
Demo
Only appears to me when I hover over your avatar. Otherwise it's the previous one.
ha, I cleared my cache and now it appears new in the comment stream but when I hover over it, it's the old one.
lol at the irony.
good sir, it would appear that your epeen has been bombarded by ghastly trolls whatwhat… -.q
hey, at least he helped the white guy finish himself up after he was done
WHAT IS HEARD CANNOT BE UNHEARD!!!
not on steam it's not. at least not that i can find…
you need condoms for gay sex?
agreed. "the spitter?" come on
you know what has been seen and what has been heard can be unseen and heared you just need to bash your teeth in, get lobotomized and then commit suicide… then homicide…. hey how did they make this if the game isn't even out yet?
Fixed now. Both of them match up.
WHERE IS YOUR IRONY NOW?!
AIDS does exist. Homosexuals are actually the majority of AIDS victims.
Maybe for you but not for me!
Even more ironic is that the one who makes the change sees it last!
I create black holes when I piss, your argument is invalid.
Nah, pills were made for a reason.
quiet you, we will decide who's arguments are invalid!
at least it's not "the swallower" O.e
Your not in the argument, so your argument over deciding who's argument is invalid is invalid.
true that
that's not what africa says…
Yet you are not in the group who decided which invalid arguments can be argued invalid! Thus this invalid argument must be registered as invalid by the argument comity arguing over the fact that it is invalid!
Formation of an official argument committee was never passed by Senate, Congress, House of Representatives, or and other governmental body. Thus, it has no actual power or authority. Which in turn means that your argument over my argument of your argument over deciding who's argument is invalid being invalid, is also invalid.
Left 4 dead 3,.. the swallower comes together with her sister the spitter for only 80 dollars more
I think you had to preorder it to get it. They'll probably release one for the rest of us later.
Your invalid argument of the invaledness of my aforementioned argument that your invalid argument was invalid is completely valid. Although while none of those invalid argument having government body's did not in fact argue for the case of an invalid arguing comity, as a high standing member of the Church of Falcon i have taken upon the matter of arguing this argument to the validating comity members of the conclave. We argue that the argument committee is completely valid and not invalid at all so your previous argument of my argument over your invalid argument is in fact not valid, but completely and totally invalid.
p.s. a while i bet lol
I can't let you argue that, Badonk!
lol you dare try and not let a high ranking member of the church of falcon do that?
FALCON!!!!!!!!!!
The forces of Wolf are far stronger than you previously thought, dear Badonk. It will require more than your faith to defeat us. Now…we must fight. SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!
*epic battle ensues*
*slow motion with a touching moment as one of Badonk's loved ones is injured/possibly killed occurs*
Man….If there was a list of things that should not be playing out of context out loud when my gf is sleeping next to me…..ithis would be at least number 5