Judas? That’s an interesting name for a medic!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 13, 2009 · 7:39 AM
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Sholdn't Scout and Soldier be gazing into each other's eyes or something?
Who sends Romans to crucify me?!
Well it certainly isn't the MEDIC! x3
Seems like a deilcious last meal.
BLU does!
Scout feels a backstab is emminent. He's just assuming the position :3
Iunno…that sniper is lookin mighty shady >.>
Naw, it's the Demoman. Look at him, skipping the sandvich, and going straight for the alcohol. He's trying to speed things up.
Let us fight God versus tiny baby God!
No, it's the Scout, lying down to think he's passed out but then BAM! Heavy's BONK'd.
The power of Sandvich compels you!
Note to self…Falcon version.
man, the scout looks like he is either taking it the hardest… or went to go look if the traitor was under the table and missed
Pontius Pilate.
Nah nah nah. It's the Engie! Just look at him! Begging for the Sandvich! Looking for an opportunity to steal it/use it against the Heavy! That's why the Medic is always watching. Always there to lend a hand.
YES. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
No way, that spy's a spy! He thinks he can fool us with his reverse psychology…
I hear someone building crucifying station!
What is the Pyro doing? Having a phone chat…WITH SATAN!?!
Needs more sandvitch.
IT'S A TRAP!
No, it's the sandvich! We all knew that would happen soon or later!
"Medic! Watch my back!"
"Medic! Heal plz!"
"Medic!"
"Medic!!!!"
"My friends, one of you will betray me tonight"
Medic-spy: "Bah, always me, always me D:<"
That would be more like,
"One of you will betray me this night. Or you will attempt to. Anyway, expect to get pawnched."
No…. it's THE HEAVY HIMSELF! where is your god now?!
that scout is either fascinated with the table or……..
ASLEEP. *dun dun dunnnnn*
No, it's the Guard Dog! You just can't see him because he's scrounging around the floor for table scraps.
I actualy phisically lol´ed at this one. 5/5
i always knew Judas was a spy
Fall cone pawnched. :D
Less 1337, more meat!
Note to self…Don't let him do that, knock-off!
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
That snipers looking mighty suspicious
HEAVY IS SPY!
"That Spy is a Judas!"
theres something about that scout that doesn't sit well with me…
Scout: -Applies head to table-
Engie: Now wait just a galldarned minute, boy!
Demoman: -Belches in the background-
How horrible.
Just because you computer freaks don't go to church or anything else for that matter doesn't mean you have to bash our beliefs and hobbies.
Captain Falcon =/= deity, he's just a really annoying character with some really retarded fanboys
Quick!
Call the waaaambulance!
That Guard dog is a spy! It's Wolf!
No they don't they're with falcon you sick fuck.
http://link-09.deviantart.com/art/INB4-That-Falco...
D'aw did baby spill his milk? Does he need his mighty pope to feed you from his teet?
Blue? You mean this guy? http://www.kkinteractive.com/webvideo/Blueslogo.j...
I knew he couldn't be trusted…
Indeed.
But isn't Saint-Pyro supposed to be a rabbit?
NO! It's the BONK! You hardly notice it, sitting next to the AWE of the sandvich…
If Captain Falcon had wanted you to live he would not have created us!
I could be civilized, and have an overly long discussion on how if it's really that insulting you should just disregard it and move on… but this is the internet, so I'm just gunna call you a douche and -1 you. -.-
You're all completely missing the true culprit! it was that can of soda all along! oh the fools!! D:
Erectin a cross
or dead dun dun dunnnnnnnn
he BONKed himself
ERECTN A TROOLSBANE
No….the true culprit is not the can of soda, but the makers of that can. They're behind it all!!
I take it that the Heavy is Captain Falcon's son?
http://www.halolz.com/2009/01/30/falcon/
The truth is revealed!
Who send all these babies to fight?!
Do I smell soiled baby diapers?
Next time pick on someone your own tiny baby size!
THAT BOLOGNA IS A SPY!
On a completely random note, me and my ugly ass are being the RED Engi for halloween :D
THAT BOLOGNA IS A SPY!
On a completely random note, me and my ugly ass are being the RED Engi for halloween :
EDIT: 69th comment, lololol
This is madness!
And this is HEAVY'S LAST SUPPER!!!!!
Wait, that didn't work too well.
Over 900 Cit Combo!!!
+1 to th thread!
Over 9000 Hit Combo!!!
+1 to th thread!
Over 9000 Hit Combo!!!
1 to the thread!
Over 9000 Hit Combo!!!
+1 to the thread!
As is the proper anf Falcon-like thing to do :3
As is the proper and Falcon-like thing to do :3
C-C-C-Combo Breaker !
C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Too late. Combo has already been completed.
Ask Soapdish for deluxe seat tickets on the way to hell.
I'm sorry, it seems you mistook us for people who care about hurt feelings. This is the internet. Shut up, buckle up, and enjoy the ride to hell.
Can't let you Complete That, Daifuku!
And the Demoman is already inebriated.
(Adds to troll's ego)
I am a Christian, and I still go to church. Your argument is invalid.
It's called humor. Maybe you should get a sense of one.
Perfect party then! Scout's assumed the party submission position already!
My god… IT'S THE TABLE!!!!!! Scout is annoying it so much, it will collapse, destroy the sandvich, and Heavy's head will explode!!
At least the Heavy brought refreshments.
What you don't see is the nice big keg of Whoopass under the table.
Someone needs to accuse the Soldier before we truly close this comment thread…
Post a picture if it's a good costume.
NEW NEMESIS!!
Unless it's the farm!
COOL STORY, BRO!
im gonna be the red scout
So, if Falcon is god, does that make the heavy the equivalent of Jesus, son of the Falcon?
Since we're in biblical times already,
Sun Tzu's boat already left.
Judas. A jewish name for an OBVIOUSLY ex nazi german medic.
You know he was only with them because they let him conduct all the experiments free from morality.
Right now we're doing a special for Blasphemy. Ridicule someone's religious beliefs and get in for half price!
Right now we're doing a special for Blasphemy. Ridicule someone's religious beliefs and get in for half price!
lol nice one
Keep sending in the hatemail, douchebags! I'm having a laugh myself at how defensive all of you got.
Ever heard of "something besides Xbox and Internet"? It's a very interesting concept people all around the world follow…except for you guys. Go hide in your caves and beat off to some Pokemon porn.
SCOUT-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO TABLE
SCOUT-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO TABLE
SCOUT-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO TABLE
i still want the glider seat
you realy dont get it
we all have lives outside of this and live them fuffilingly
you on the other hand obviously have a :small penis, no freinds, and are soo unconfident about yourself you make fun of an INTERNET religion behind a computer screen probably in the hellhole of america
don't keep your hopes up, it's gonna be a BUDGET costume. Also, having never really done the whole costume thing for halloween before, and having never done any cosplay or anything related, I went for something simple, hence the red-shirted and overall-wearing Engi versus, say, BANG SHISHIGAMI, THE HERO OF JUSTICE, SECOND ONLY TO THE LORD FALCON HIMSELF!
No….this is MEDIC!!!
No….this is MEDIC!!!
I still have dibs on the bumper.
http://www.halolz.com/2009/01/30/falcon/
No, rabbid.
Well EXCUUUUUSE ME, princess, but my Cave is pretty bitchin! Also, have you seen the mudkipz entry? Pokemon is clearly for children!
On an unrelated matter, I'm bored as all hell. Procrastination master is I.
dude calm down, it's just a picture. i think god would understand the humor in this
anyhoo its a awesome picture and i would hug whoever made it and started the falcon church
I call dibs on the popes hat once we get to hell.
Only thing that could make this funnier would be a dead Medic in the window.
Dude.
I'm being the Heavy this Halloween.
AWESOME.
Religious people always make me laugh the most. Alright, let me elaborate…
This isn't bashing beliefs; it's satire. There's a distinct difference. If I wanted to bash your beliefs (and believe me… I could be here all day doing that, and IntenseDebate would probably split it into thirty separate comments), I would.
You, on the other hand, are whining about people liking a fictional character, and joking around by equating a fictional character to your God; though personally, I can't see much difference there (ooh, see? THAT'S bashing your beliefs.). Also, you are generalizing all atheists and people who use the internet as socially inept shut-ins. Never mind the fact that one of the people you're criticizing happens to be fighting in a war that was caused by differences in beliefs between your religion and the Muslim religion.
Cry some more. Seriously, cry some more. I haven't had a good argument in a long time, and this seems like fun.
Keep going! I'm laughing so much right now.
Oh America, whatever will you do next?
So far my favorite has been ":small penis, no freinds, and are soo unconfident about yourself you make fun of an INTERNET religion"
When you guys aren't busy power-leveling your WoW goblins or trying to generate Microsoft Points, keep the hate coming! I'd love to hear your shitload of worthless opinions.
You don't generate Microsoft points even. That's the Xbox Live Marketplace equivalent of in-store credit. You get Gamerscore, and it has no real value other than for show.
Do you really have nothing better to do than attempt to insult us with woefully inaccurate insults?
You don't generate Microsoft points even. Microsoft points are the Xbox Live Marketplace equivalent of in-store credit. You get Gamerscore, and it has no real value other than for show.
Do you really have nothing better to do than attempt to insult us with woefully inaccurate insults?
You don't generate Microsoft points even. Microsoft points are the Xbox Live Marketplace equivalent of in-store credit. You get Gamerscore for in-game achievments, and it has no real value other than for show.
Do you really have nothing better to do than attempt to insult us with woefully inaccurate insults?
Note that almost all of us Christians aren't that fucked up. In fact, there are no Atheists on the battlefield. Once that first bullet richochets off your helmet, you're praying to someone. Believe it.
People who insult the troops really do not get mercy from me. It's hard to get me that mad. Really hard. If I find out one of those fucks showed up to my friend's funeral, he's not gonna have a good day when I get back.
And next person who calls me a babykiller is getting stabbed in the face.
Alrighty, I'll repeat it for you. Since you either didn't read or just pretended you didn't;
One of those people you're insulting at the moment happens to be fighting in Afghanistan at the moment. A war that stemmed from a difference in beliefs of radical Muslims and radical Christians. In fact, another person you've been generalizing is heading off to Iraq soon for the same reason. So please, keep insulting these people; that makes you no better than the group of Christians that go to soldiers' funerals and hold up signs that say "Thank God for dead soldiers".
Prepare ye the way of the Falcon
Indeed.
As a devout Catholic, I also feel justified in saying that, by criticizing us like so, you are clearly neglecting Jesus' teachings and behaving in a very un-Christian manner.
Of course, I'm not saying all Christians are like that. But there are a lot of radical Christians like that; more than just the small group. Giving the more sensible ones a bad name.
And I'm not trying to demean anyone's religion here, but I've done a bit of research, and it seems that, no matter how good its intentions may be, religion is mainly used for evil. Point in case: nowhere in the Qur'an does it say that martyring yourself in the process of killing a Christian/infidel will earn you eternity in paradise, 71 virgins, etc.. But it's what Al Qaeda and almost all those terrorist factions use to justify their attacks.
Jesus preached turning the other cheek and loving your neighbors, yet he was used to justify the Crusades in the 13th century. Doesn't sound very Christ-like to me.
Boy, I hope I don't come off as too much of an asshole because of this.
Let it be noted that Christians generally do not do stupid crap like that. Christians, of course, hate violence, but we do not hate soldiers and all armed forces members. God does say in the Bible that it is the duty of every man to fight for his country. I'm not saying what I do is right or wrong. Quite frankly, I don't care. We don't start the fights. We finish them, no matter what. But, what those "Christians" are doing gives other Christians, like myself, a bad name. And God help me, if I find out one of those fucks came to my friends funeral, he will have a very bad day once I get back. Believe it.
Same goes for the next one who calls me a babykiller. Next one who does it is getting stabbed in the face. Because it's as I said before: We don't start fights, we finish them.
Also note these are my personal views and are in no way the views held by the American Government r any branch of the Armed Forces.
Great…now I'm gonna be in a bad mood all night >_>
The Internet is truly a mixed blessing; it affords freedom of speech to millions of people, yet quite a few of those people (such as the troll I am responding to) should not be granted that right to begin with.
To respond in a manner more pertinent to this situation's context: I could compose an entire dissertation-length argument which systematically deconstructs and repudiates your claims, but I will settle for this instead: troll, you are a delusional hate-monger who directly sustains conflicts such as America's current operations in the Middle East and clearly misinterprets the religion which you claim to base your existence around.
I understand peoples need for religion, but OMG it is so much more relaxing without one. Although as a practicing falconologist its not hard playing brawl once a week for the sabbath
NOTE: my mom hates me :D
Well, religion isn't used so much for evil as justifying someone's actions. For example, back in the Crusades, most people couldn't read. They believed what the Priests told them was in the Bible. Now, whether they preached what was in the Bible or not was on them >_> Same way with Al Quaeda and the Taliban. 80% of Afghans can't read. They rely on the Mulas (basically priests) to tell them what's in the Quran. Sound similar?
And people, please realise we all have the right to express our views on here. Just don't be ignorant about it. And no that's not at you Leo. and you didn't come off as an asshole to me. You had a valid point :3
Worshiping The Wings of Valmar is fairly easy, too. All I have to do is act batshit insane whenever the moon has a reddish tint.
….which is every day in Asscrackistan.
The moon, or people acting batshit insane?
Both…