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Heavy’s Last Supper

Judas? That’s an interesting name for a medic!
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Heavy’s Last Supper

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 13, 2009 · 7:39 AM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(245 votes, average: 4.49 out of 5)

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Disguises, PC, Paranoia, Playstation, Spiritual Enlightenment, Stealth Espionage, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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Aaron Hong on October 13th, 2009 11:40 am

Sholdn't Scout and Soldier be gazing into each other's eyes or something?
Nick Soapdish on October 13th, 2009 12:16 pm

Who sends Romans to crucify me?!
LitmusRemnantal on October 13th, 2009 12:35 pm

Well it certainly isn't the MEDIC! x3
Meh on October 13th, 2009 1:05 pm

Seems like a deilcious last meal.
Daifuku on October 13th, 2009 1:13 pm

BLU does!
Daifuku on October 13th, 2009 1:13 pm

Scout feels a backstab is emminent. He's just assuming the position :3
Daifuku on October 13th, 2009 1:21 pm

Iunno…that sniper is lookin mighty shady >.>
OrionX on October 13th, 2009 2:10 pm

Naw, it's the Demoman. Look at him, skipping the sandvich, and going straight for the alcohol. He's trying to speed things up.
VGGeek on October 13th, 2009 2:17 pm

Let us fight God versus tiny baby God!
VGGeek on October 13th, 2009 2:18 pm

No, it's the Scout, lying down to think he's passed out but then BAM! Heavy's BONK'd.
Wiser Guy on October 13th, 2009 2:31 pm

The power of Sandvich compels you!
Badonk on October 13th, 2009 2:56 pm

Note to self…Falcon version.
MasqueNoMercy on October 13th, 2009 3:00 pm

man, the scout looks like he is either taking it the hardest… or went to go look if the traitor was under the table and missed
AreUExperienced on October 13th, 2009 3:50 pm

Pontius Pilate.
Darkangelsv1 on October 13th, 2009 6:01 pm

Nah nah nah. It's the Engie! Just look at him! Begging for the Sandvich! Looking for an opportunity to steal it/use it against the Heavy! That's why the Medic is always watching. Always there to lend a hand.
Wisdombook on October 13th, 2009 6:08 pm

YES. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
Wisdombook on October 13th, 2009 6:11 pm

No way, that spy's a spy! He thinks he can fool us with his reverse psychology…
BlueChameleon on October 13th, 2009 6:11 pm

I hear someone building crucifying station!
Saint on October 13th, 2009 6:11 pm

What is the Pyro doing? Having a phone chat…WITH SATAN!?!
BiIIy on October 13th, 2009 6:37 pm

Needs more sandvitch.
Frankfrankfrank on October 13th, 2009 6:37 pm

IT'S A TRAP!
MrRaccoon on October 13th, 2009 6:50 pm

No, it's the sandvich! We all knew that would happen soon or later!
MrRaccoon on October 13th, 2009 7:08 pm

"Medic! Watch my back!"
"Medic! Heal plz!"
"Medic!"
"Medic!!!!"

"My friends, one of you will betray me tonight"
Medic-spy: "Bah, always me, always me D:<"
Leo058 on October 13th, 2009 7:14 pm

That would be more like,

"One of you will betray me this night. Or you will attempt to. Anyway, expect to get pawnched."
ArmyOfMidgets on October 13th, 2009 7:49 pm

No…. it's THE HEAVY HIMSELF! where is your god now?!
kirbyownsyou97 on October 13th, 2009 8:08 pm

that scout is either fascinated with the table or……..
ASLEEP. *dun dun dunnnnn*
Leo058 on October 13th, 2009 8:34 pm

No, it's the Guard Dog! You just can't see him because he's scrounging around the floor for table scraps.
Yoship on October 13th, 2009 8:39 pm

I actualy phisically lol´ed at this one. 5/5
Kinockun on October 13th, 2009 8:42 pm

i always knew Judas was a spy
meinmattias on October 13th, 2009 9:21 pm

Fall cone pawnched. :D
Vabolo on October 13th, 2009 9:21 pm

But isn't Saint-Pyro supposed to be a rabbit?
Vabolo on October 13th, 2009 9:32 pm

Less 1337, more meat!
Vabolo on October 13th, 2009 9:44 pm

Note to self…Don't let him do that, knock-off!
Bang on October 13th, 2009 9:55 pm

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
BurnoutSpartan on October 13th, 2009 9:59 pm

That snipers looking mighty suspicious
Techercizer on October 13th, 2009 10:04 pm

HEAVY IS SPY!
Kevin on October 13th, 2009 10:20 pm

"That Spy is a Judas!"
Captain Rehab on October 13th, 2009 10:30 pm

theres something about that scout that doesn't sit well with me…
Vosur on October 13th, 2009 10:34 pm

Scout: -Applies head to table-

Engie: Now wait just a galldarned minute, boy!

Demoman: -Belches in the background-
on October 13th, 2009 10:41 pm

How horrible.
Just because you computer freaks don't go to church or anything else for that matter doesn't mean you have to bash our beliefs and hobbies.
Captain Falcon =/= deity, he's just a really annoying character with some really retarded fanboys
Leo058 on October 13th, 2009 10:43 pm

Quick!
Call the waaaambulance!
BoardBreaker93 on October 13th, 2009 11:07 pm

That Guard dog is a spy! It's Wolf!
Link_09 on October 13th, 2009 11:13 pm

No they don't they're with falcon you sick fuck.
http://link-09.deviantart.com/art/INB4-That-Falco…
TristSlater on October 13th, 2009 11:26 pm

D'aw did baby spill his milk? Does he need his mighty pope to feed you from his teet?
Nick Soapdish on October 13th, 2009 11:32 pm

Blue? You mean this guy? http://www.kkinteractive.com/webvideo/Blueslogo.j…
I knew he couldn't be trusted…
BiIIy on October 13th, 2009 11:45 pm

Indeed.
Senax on October 14th, 2009 1:45 am

NO! It's the BONK! You hardly notice it, sitting next to the AWE of the sandvich…
Senax on October 14th, 2009 1:47 am

If Captain Falcon had wanted you to live he would not have created us!
TCC on October 14th, 2009 3:17 am

I could be civilized, and have an overly long discussion on how if it's really that insulting you should just disregard it and move on… but this is the internet, so I'm just gunna call you a douche and -1 you. -.-
TCC on October 14th, 2009 3:18 am

You're all completely missing the true culprit! it was that can of soda all along! oh the fools!! D:
Acrazymonke on October 14th, 2009 4:20 am

Erectin a cross
Acrazymonke on October 14th, 2009 4:21 am

or dead dun dun dunnnnnnnn
Acrazymonke on October 14th, 2009 4:23 am

he BONKed himself
Acrazymonke on October 14th, 2009 4:24 am

ERECTN A TROOLSBANE
BoardBreaker93 on October 14th, 2009 4:25 am

No….the true culprit is not the can of soda, but the makers of that can. They're behind it all!!
Cypher on October 14th, 2009 6:16 am

I take it that the Heavy is Captain Falcon's son?

http://www.halolz.com/2009/01/30/falcon/

The truth is revealed!
Tenck on October 14th, 2009 6:37 am

Who send all these babies to fight?!
Do I smell soiled baby diapers?
Next time pick on someone your own tiny baby size!
Tenck on October 14th, 2009 6:39 am

THAT BOLOGNA IS A SPY!
On a completely random note, me and my ugly ass are being the RED Engi for halloween :D
Tenck on October 14th, 2009 6:39 am

THAT BOLOGNA IS A SPY!
On a completely random note, me and my ugly ass are being the RED Engi for halloween :

EDIT: 69th comment, lololol
Senax on October 14th, 2009 6:42 am

This is madness!
Vosur on October 14th, 2009 9:18 am

And this is HEAVY'S LAST SUPPER!!!!!

Wait, that didn't work too well.
Daifuku on October 14th, 2009 9:31 am

Over 900 Cit Combo!!!
+1 to th thread!
Daifuku on October 14th, 2009 9:31 am

Over 9000 Hit Combo!!!
+1 to th thread!
Daifuku on October 14th, 2009 9:31 am

Over 9000 Hit Combo!!!
1 to the thread!
Daifuku on October 14th, 2009 9:31 am

Over 9000 Hit Combo!!!
+1 to the thread!
Daifuku on October 14th, 2009 9:34 am

As is the proper anf Falcon-like thing to do :3
Daifuku on October 14th, 2009 9:34 am

As is the proper and Falcon-like thing to do :3
Daifuku on October 14th, 2009 9:40 am

I'm sorry, it seems you mistook us for people who care about hurt feelings. This is the internet. Shut up, buckle up, and enjoy the ride to hell.
Pearcer on October 14th, 2009 10:51 am

C-C-C-Combo Breaker !
Pearcer on October 14th, 2009 10:51 am

C-C-C-Combo Breaker!
Daifuku on October 14th, 2009 10:59 am

Too late. Combo has already been completed.
Leo058 on October 14th, 2009 11:51 am

Ask Soapdish for deluxe seat tickets on the way to hell.
Pearcer on October 14th, 2009 3:17 pm

Can't let you Complete That, Daifuku!
Vosur on October 14th, 2009 4:06 pm

And the Demoman is already inebriated.
OrionX on October 14th, 2009 4:12 pm

(Adds to troll's ego)
I am a Christian, and I still go to church. Your argument is invalid.
It's called humor. Maybe you should get a sense of one.
Daifuku on October 14th, 2009 4:34 pm

Perfect party then! Scout's assumed the party submission position already!
Wisdombook on October 14th, 2009 4:35 pm

My god… IT'S THE TABLE!!!!!! Scout is annoying it so much, it will collapse, destroy the sandvich, and Heavy's head will explode!!
Vosur on October 14th, 2009 4:36 pm

At least the Heavy brought refreshments.
Daifuku on October 14th, 2009 5:13 pm

What you don't see is the nice big keg of Whoopass under the table.
Leo058 on October 14th, 2009 5:22 pm

Someone needs to accuse the Soldier before we truly close this comment thread…
Leo058 on October 14th, 2009 5:23 pm

Post a picture if it's a good costume.
GameboyPATH on October 14th, 2009 9:37 pm

NEW NEMESIS!!
Senax on October 14th, 2009 10:04 pm

Unless it's the farm!
Senax on October 14th, 2009 10:07 pm

COOL STORY, BRO!
Acrazymonke on October 14th, 2009 10:26 pm

im gonna be the red scout
Some guy on October 14th, 2009 11:31 pm

So, if Falcon is god, does that make the heavy the equivalent of Jesus, son of the Falcon?
Gamegeneral on October 15th, 2009 12:34 am

Since we're in biblical times already,
Sun Tzu's boat already left.
Gamegeneral on October 15th, 2009 12:35 am

Judas. A jewish name for an OBVIOUSLY ex nazi german medic.
You know he was only with them because they let him conduct all the experiments free from morality.
Nick Soapdish on October 15th, 2009 1:18 am

Right now we're doing a special for Blasphemy. Ridicule someone's religious beliefs and get in for half price!
Nick Soapdish on October 15th, 2009 1:18 am

Right now we're doing a special for Blasphemy. Ridicule someone's religious beliefs and get in for half price!
ZombieHunter218 on October 15th, 2009 1:31 am

lol nice one
on October 15th, 2009 2:09 am

Keep sending in the hatemail, douchebags! I'm having a laugh myself at how defensive all of you got.
Ever heard of "something besides Xbox and Internet"? It's a very interesting concept people all around the world follow…except for you guys. Go hide in your caves and beat off to some Pokemon porn.
Acrazymonke on October 15th, 2009 3:56 am

SCOUT-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO TABLE
SCOUT-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO TABLE
SCOUT-ON APPLY DIRECTLY TO TABLE
Acrazymonke on October 15th, 2009 3:58 am

i still want the glider seat
Acrazymonke on October 15th, 2009 4:02 am

you realy dont get it
we all have lives outside of this and live them fuffilingly
you on the other hand obviously have a :small penis, no freinds, and are soo unconfident about yourself you make fun of an INTERNET religion behind a computer screen probably in the hellhole of america
Tenck on October 15th, 2009 4:08 am

Well EXCUUUUUSE ME, princess, but my Cave is pretty bitchin! Also, have you seen the mudkipz entry? Pokemon is clearly for children!

On an unrelated matter, I'm bored as all hell. Procrastination master is I.
Tenck on October 15th, 2009 4:12 am

don't keep your hopes up, it's gonna be a BUDGET costume. Also, having never really done the whole costume thing for halloween before, and having never done any cosplay or anything related, I went for something simple, hence the red-shirted and overall-wearing Engi versus, say, BANG SHISHIGAMI, THE HERO OF JUSTICE, SECOND ONLY TO THE LORD FALCON HIMSELF!
BoardBreaker93 on October 15th, 2009 5:13 am

No….this is MEDIC!!!
BoardBreaker93 on October 15th, 2009 5:13 am

No….this is MEDIC!!!
Daifuku on October 15th, 2009 5:29 am

I still have dibs on the bumper.
Daifuku on October 15th, 2009 5:38 am

http://www.halolz.com/2009/01/30/falcon/
Daifuku on October 15th, 2009 5:39 am

No, rabbid.
sillychibi on October 15th, 2009 8:28 pm

dude calm down, it's just a picture. i think god would understand the humor in this

anyhoo its a awesome picture and i would hug whoever made it and started the falcon church
TristSlater on October 15th, 2009 11:01 pm

I call dibs on the popes hat once we get to hell.
SGFAZ on October 16th, 2009 4:08 pm

Only thing that could make this funnier would be a dead Medic in the window.
VGGeek on October 17th, 2009 4:49 am

Dude.

I'm being the Heavy this Halloween.

AWESOME.
Leo058 on October 17th, 2009 3:53 pm

Religious people always make me laugh the most. Alright, let me elaborate…

This isn't bashing beliefs; it's satire. There's a distinct difference. If I wanted to bash your beliefs (and believe me… I could be here all day doing that, and IntenseDebate would probably split it into thirty separate comments), I would.

You, on the other hand, are whining about people liking a fictional character, and joking around by equating a fictional character to your God; though personally, I can't see much difference there (ooh, see? THAT'S bashing your beliefs.). Also, you are generalizing all atheists and people who use the internet as socially inept shut-ins. Never mind the fact that one of the people you're criticizing happens to be fighting in a war that was caused by differences in beliefs between your religion and the Muslim religion.

Cry some more. Seriously, cry some more. I haven't had a good argument in a long time, and this seems like fun.
on October 17th, 2009 10:03 pm

Keep going! I'm laughing so much right now.
Oh America, whatever will you do next?
So far my favorite has been ":small penis, no freinds, and are soo unconfident about yourself you make fun of an INTERNET religion"
When you guys aren't busy power-leveling your WoW goblins or trying to generate Microsoft Points, keep the hate coming! I'd love to hear your shitload of worthless opinions.
Leo058 on October 18th, 2009 1:15 pm

Alrighty, I'll repeat it for you. Since you either didn't read or just pretended you didn't;

One of those people you're insulting at the moment happens to be fighting in Afghanistan at the moment. A war that stemmed from a difference in beliefs of radical Muslims and radical Christians. In fact, another person you've been generalizing is heading off to Iraq soon for the same reason. So please, keep insulting these people; that makes you no better than the group of Christians that go to soldiers' funerals and hold up signs that say "Thank God for dead soldiers".
Roflcopter419 on October 18th, 2009 2:34 pm

You don't generate Microsoft points even. That's the Xbox Live Marketplace equivalent of in-store credit. You get Gamerscore, and it has no real value other than for show.

Do you really have nothing better to do than attempt to insult us with woefully inaccurate insults?
Roflcopter419 on October 18th, 2009 2:34 pm

You don't generate Microsoft points even. Microsoft points are the Xbox Live Marketplace equivalent of in-store credit. You get Gamerscore, and it has no real value other than for show.

Do you really have nothing better to do than attempt to insult us with woefully inaccurate insults?
Roflcopter419 on October 18th, 2009 2:34 pm

You don't generate Microsoft points even. Microsoft points are the Xbox Live Marketplace equivalent of in-store credit. You get Gamerscore for in-game achievments, and it has no real value other than for show.

Do you really have nothing better to do than attempt to insult us with woefully inaccurate insults?
Daifuku on October 18th, 2009 4:51 pm

Note that almost all of us Christians aren't that fucked up. In fact, there are no Atheists on the battlefield. Once that first bullet richochets off your helmet, you're praying to someone. Believe it.

People who insult the troops really do not get mercy from me. It's hard to get me that mad. Really hard. If I find out one of those fucks showed up to my friend's funeral, he's not gonna have a good day when I get back.

And next person who calls me a babykiller is getting stabbed in the face.
Daifuku on October 18th, 2009 5:16 pm

Let it be noted that Christians generally do not do stupid crap like that. Christians, of course, hate violence, but we do not hate soldiers and all armed forces members. God does say in the Bible that it is the duty of every man to fight for his country. I'm not saying what I do is right or wrong. Quite frankly, I don't care. We don't start the fights. We finish them, no matter what. But, what those "Christians" are doing gives other Christians, like myself, a bad name. And God help me, if I find out one of those fucks came to my friends funeral, he will have a very bad day once I get back. Believe it.

Same goes for the next one who calls me a babykiller. Next one who does it is getting stabbed in the face. Because it's as I said before: We don't start fights, we finish them.

Also note these are my personal views and are in no way the views held by the American Government r any branch of the Armed Forces.

Great…now I'm gonna be in a bad mood all night >_>
MountainMan on October 18th, 2009 5:31 pm

Prepare ye the way of the Falcon
AreUExperienced on October 18th, 2009 5:34 pm

The Internet is truly a mixed blessing; it affords freedom of speech to millions of people, yet quite a few of those people (such as the troll I am responding to) should not be granted that right to begin with.

To respond in a manner more pertinent to this situation's context: I could compose an entire dissertation-length argument which systematically deconstructs and repudiates your claims, but I will settle for this instead: troll, you are a delusional hate-monger who directly sustains conflicts such as America's current operations in the Middle East and clearly misinterprets the religion which you claim to base your existence around.
Roflcopter419 on October 18th, 2009 5:36 pm

Indeed.
AreUExperienced on October 18th, 2009 5:42 pm

As a devout Catholic, I also feel justified in saying that, by criticizing us like so, you are clearly neglecting Jesus' teachings and behaving in a very un-Christian manner.
Leo058 on October 18th, 2009 5:51 pm

Of course, I'm not saying all Christians are like that. But there are a lot of radical Christians like that; more than just the small group. Giving the more sensible ones a bad name.

And I'm not trying to demean anyone's religion here, but I've done a bit of research, and it seems that, no matter how good its intentions may be, religion is mainly used for evil. Point in case: nowhere in the Qur'an does it say that martyring yourself in the process of killing a Christian/infidel will earn you eternity in paradise, 71 virgins, etc.. But it's what Al Qaeda and almost all those terrorist factions use to justify their attacks.

Jesus preached turning the other cheek and loving your neighbors, yet he was used to justify the Crusades in the 13th century. Doesn't sound very Christ-like to me.

Boy, I hope I don't come off as too much of an asshole because of this.
Daifuku on October 18th, 2009 6:01 pm

Well, religion isn't used so much for evil as justifying someone's actions. For example, back in the Crusades, most people couldn't read. They believed what the Priests told them was in the Bible. Now, whether they preached what was in the Bible or not was on them >_> Same way with Al Quaeda and the Taliban. 80% of Afghans can't read. They rely on the Mulas (basically priests) to tell them what's in the Quran. Sound similar?

And people, please realise we all have the right to express our views on here. Just don't be ignorant about it. And no that's not at you Leo. and you didn't come off as an asshole to me. You had a valid point :3
Badonk on October 18th, 2009 9:53 pm

I understand peoples need for religion, but OMG it is so much more relaxing without one. Although as a practicing falconologist its not hard playing brawl once a week for the sabbath

NOTE: my mom hates me :D
Leo058 on October 18th, 2009 10:33 pm

Worshiping The Wings of Valmar is fairly easy, too. All I have to do is act batshit insane whenever the moon has a reddish tint.
Daifuku on October 19th, 2009 3:19 am

….which is every day in Asscrackistan.
Leo058 on October 19th, 2009 8:02 pm

The moon, or people acting batshit insane?
Daifuku on October 20th, 2009 10:53 am

Both…

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