Alright, this video is one of those rare “technically it has nothing to do with video games” posts, but man Alyssa and I were cracking up at this one, so I couldn’t help it!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 12, 2009 · 9:46 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (243 votes, average: 3.09 out of 5)
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49 Responses to “[VIDEO] What Does Batman Eat for Dinner? Justice!”

  1. Tenck on October 12th, 2009 10:13 pm

    What’s with this new comment thing…

  2. MrRaccoon on October 13th, 2009 2:31 am

    Ok…
    Somewhat I'm not amused, sorry

  3. Brocken on October 13th, 2009 2:37 am

    This has potential for humor. Potential that isn't met.

  4. Paulrus-Keaton? on October 13th, 2009 2:44 am

    Drags the joke out too much.

  5. Acrazymonke on October 13th, 2009 2:46 am

    all i have to say is wtf?

  6. Runeblade on October 13th, 2009 2:57 am

    "Oooh zero carbohydrates, I like that…"

    "THEN YOU'LL LOVE ME. -backfist-"

    Lmfao.

    Drug on too long, other jokes weren't as good.

    4/5

  7. deadsy on October 13th, 2009 3:05 am

    I admit it. i giggled profusely.

  8. Nick Soapdish on October 13th, 2009 3:19 am

    lol, fat kids. Also the joker really needs his voice to drop.

  9. Tenck on October 13th, 2009 3:28 am

    never mind then, everything seems to be back to normal. Not sure what the hell was up with it before…

  10. Rogan on October 13th, 2009 3:42 am

    fuckin lol

  11. Darkangelsv1 on October 13th, 2009 4:09 am

    Agreed. It was meh inducing.

  12. Darkangelsv1 on October 13th, 2009 4:11 am

    im srry sir wut wuz dat?

    It was meh inducing. God, even Christiarnold Schwarzzenebale could be understandable, if such man exists.

  13. CLJ on October 13th, 2009 4:28 am

    It was good up until "With a side of spaghetti."

  14. TCC on October 13th, 2009 5:28 am

    first I lol'd…

    then I y so srsd

  15. AreUExperienced on October 13th, 2009 5:37 am

    Now, for the semi-traditional AreUExperienced Neglected Movie Monday Post of the Week!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7L0uokNp0aM&fe...

  16. Ozymil on October 13th, 2009 3:19 am

    Instead of videos such as these which glorify the "grittiness" of The Dark Knight, take a moment to peruse the following video I've linked to. Simply put, it's The Dark Knight if the Joker were to sound like Mark Hamill as he was on the Animated Series. <a href=”http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf2tXChJR-I&fe…” target=”_blank”>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf2tXChJR-I&fe…

  17. DominicanKing614 on October 13th, 2009 8:00 am

    ok that was hilarious and all … but 1 question still on my mind … what the hell kind of mom lets her son choke her out and punch her in the face on multiple occasions without saying anything afterward like it didnt happen ? … lol

  18. RayzaB on October 13th, 2009 8:14 am

    Amusing, and that's about it. A three and a half is fair methinks.

  19. AreUExperienced on October 13th, 2009 4:33 am

    As a regular user of Halolz and, more importantly, a lover of the English language, I entreat you, please do not post on this website if you cannot employ correct grammar; those who abuse syntax and disregard diction are severely punished.

  20. Cypher on October 13th, 2009 4:36 am

    The title's "The Dark Knight kills Christmas"..

    I'm confused already.

    Oh wait, he killed Santa for JUSTICE!

  21. Taiho on October 13th, 2009 9:14 am

    Batman is a jerk part one

  22. X Intolerable X on October 13th, 2009 9:48 am

    I giggled super hard.

    But it was only because right before I watched this I was listening to some Cannibal Corpse.

    It tickled my evil soul.

  23. Daifuku on October 13th, 2009 11:51 am

    Then you got eated by the Batman. FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

  24. Walker on October 13th, 2009 1:20 pm

    Meh, only amusing bit was seeing the fat kid pull the faces. And that wasn't "Haha" funny, t'was more "Haha you're a retard" funny.

  25. TCC on October 13th, 2009 1:29 pm

    Then I burst out of his chest. FOR GREAT LOLS!!!

  26. Daifuku on October 13th, 2009 1:33 pm

    :O You killed Batman! YOU BASTARD!!!

  27. IndianCHAN on October 13th, 2009 2:12 pm

    I chuckled up until the part where the joker kid comes in.

  28. Pooptown on October 13th, 2009 2:19 pm

    Meh

  29. Badonk on October 13th, 2009 3:09 pm

    wow…um… uhh…it was… umm…ok… i guess…needs moar ysosris

  30. Kiipo on October 13th, 2009 3:11 pm

    the beginning made me laugh, but that was it. The whole thing falls apart at 'and a side of spaghetti'

  31. SPY on October 13th, 2009 3:43 pm

    WUHYWUHWYWUHWUWHYWUHWUHWY

  32. meinmattias on October 13th, 2009 4:27 pm

    It was funny at first…the rest was kind of stale.

  33. Loge on October 13th, 2009 5:14 pm

    Isn't that yelling at the dog part, a form of animal abuse?
    And as said… is the point of this to show that this 'Maxwell' kid is a retard? Does he know he's a retard? Cause the link posted shows he seems to have a lot of videos.

  34. Sandbag on October 13th, 2009 7:37 pm

    Some funny parts, but what does this have to do with Christmas? Is the mothers name Christmas or something??

  35. Leo058 on October 13th, 2009 7:59 pm

    Also known as "The Dark Knight in a Nutshell".

  36. BlueChameleon on October 13th, 2009 9:27 pm

    I thought bats made sounds too high to hear! Turns out, it's the opposite.

  37. TCC on October 13th, 2009 9:53 pm

    BALLS NO! :O
    Batman is too badass to be killed. the giant gaping hole in his chest simply stunned him.. -,-

  38. Kemo on October 14th, 2009 1:01 am

    I laughed. idk why. But i did.

  39. Jim on October 14th, 2009 1:20 am

    I liked it… but it was fucked up as hell. Funny like Monkey Dust is funny, ie sort of funny but also depressing and/or terrifying.

  40. GreggD on October 14th, 2009 1:37 am

    THAT, was hilarious.

  41. Daifuku on October 14th, 2009 4:41 pm

    Needs moar funny…..and moar facestabbing :3

  42. Daifuku on October 14th, 2009 4:43 pm

    Ohailookatthat!
    I got 101! It DOEs go higher than 100!

  43. Daifuku on October 14th, 2009 4:43 pm

    Ohailookatthat!
    I got 101! It DOES go higher than 100!

  44. codemaster525 on October 14th, 2009 11:56 pm

    Meh, funny, but not Halolz Material. Videos of kids and moms that cannot act should not be here. Unless They are over 18…

  45. CapnMacMillan on October 14th, 2009 11:58 pm

    DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ^—– lazer collection. If you don't get it, stfu and gtfo.

  46. Draken on October 15th, 2009 12:53 am

    Uhh…no.

  47. WolfWolfWolf on October 15th, 2009 11:41 pm

    Well that was a waste of my fucking time, some idiot kids making fun of a shitty actors deep voice.

  48. kittyvamp on October 17th, 2009 2:19 am

    lol!! i don't know why!! couldn't stop laughing!! my friend was like, this is lame, but i was like roflmao on the computer, anyways, i loved it!

  49. Alarid on October 19th, 2009 3:11 pm

    This is FUCKED UP DA ASS.

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