Sometimes, you just gotta scratch.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 3, 2009 · 2:59 AM
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Categories: Awkward Moments, Balls of Steel, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Motivational, Xbox 360 · Leave a comment (66 Comments) |
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"What? Is not like someone will take a pic of it and post it on the internet"
It's only a problem if you still can't shoot straight after you do it.
BOOM HEADSHOT!
…ok that one sucked, let me try again tomorrow…
he's been "scratching" for five minutes, now he's just on vacation… -.-
Master Chief is lucky if he has this problem he can just have Cortana take care of that for him.
Trading sexual favors for recon armor can have unforeseen consequences.
"Dude… hermetically-sealed armor does nothing for when you have to go. I've been holding it in for days."
What about teh female spartans? :P
You're gunna love my nuts.
+1 for the runny reference. ^^
"Whew, that guy almost shot me in the leg! It's a good thing tha-WAIT, WHERE'D THEY GO?!? D:"
*quadruple kill* It was the best of times, *oh, oh god, OH GOD…. CAN'T SCRATCH THERE AH, It BURNS* It was the worst of times
Famous last words right there.
…tuna…
The balls are inert… er, i mean itchy… crap
*slaps self in face*
You'd think after getting shot all those times, his balls would be inert >_>
….You had a pair? News to me o_o
*has AFK sign above his head*
Somehow, I have a feeling that the only reason someone made this picture was to showboat their Recon Armor…
I was thinking the same thing.
Bow chica wowa.
P.S. The voice of Cortana is the voice for Zoey in L4D
In a crowd with no escape
Is when I feel my privates wake
I've got to find some privacy
Or they will see me scratching me!!
Recon is easy to get now so even if that is true it doesn't mean a thing because bungie made it easy to get. I never liked the look of recon to begin with and the only reason a lot of people wanted it was because they couldn't get it but now that they can they are like OMGZ ReConz!!! and everyone else is like…. who cares it's recon my grandmother could get that you dumb noob.
I wonder how many people will spam for the flaming helmet now (not that it's a good ad-on considering it still shows up even when you have camo making it very easy to be seen.) I consider it bungies handicap against the noobs on matchmaking.
Didn't your mom tell you? :D
Or in hurt.
All's I was hearing was "Is it in yet?"
It's okay. We all have our off days D:
…Or you could be like me and not give a shit :3
Famous last words.
Hope this doesn't double post DX
Can't let you scratch that, headshot victim.
The severity of the itch is directly proportional to the ability to reach it.
Unfortunately for chief, he's wearing super armor
Flaming Helmet is Bungie staff-only.
And Princess Peach, and Toad, and the host of 1 vs 100 on Xbox Live, and a character in F.E.A.R. 2…
Jen Taylor is probably my favorite voice actress.
Take heart young Spartans, this is what happens when you constantly teabag people…..even your own teammates.
Balls on a Plane.
…
That's my movie.
you want a flaming helmet? *grabs Dai's flamewar thrower* MWAHAHA!!! XD
Am I the only one that was scratching my balls right before seeing this?
Kirby is not amused…
After scratching the front, now he need to scratch his behind…
yes. TMI!
I'm not shaking HIS hand~!
Scrotal Torment by Psychostick :P
Yes i know that i was simply making fun of how likely people are to spam saying i want a flaming helmet now that they have recon.
I wonder who gave me this itching…maybe it was from that time I got f***ing owned
http://www.halolz.com/2009/04/01/you-got-f-owned/
Plasma burns: they hurt there too….
*watches as the flaemwarz thrower explodes*
YOU CANNOT HANDLE IT"S POWER!!!
noob.
Lol balls…
in my halolz…
ITS MORE LIKELY THAN I THOUGHT
*luls very hard*
*runs around while on fire*
DO NOT WANT TOASTY!!!!! :O
But I do >:3 *breathes fire on TCC*
So wait… if he can scratch his backup singers AND shoot a carbine one handed, doesn't that mean we should be able to dual wield them? Or better yet… dual wield detatchable nutsacks to throw at players! >:D
actualy the pain isn't so much the problem, hell I was baked at 350 degrees in an oven, it's the idea that the botom is turning all burnt and gross that's bad… o.o
Now the buns are delicious and hard! MWAHAHAHA!!!
I think he just pressed his "make my right ear explode" button.
NOOOOO!!! D:
Am I the only one that was scratching my balls right before seeing this? O.o
"I told you, I was scratching!"
"Yeah, well you were scratching very hard and vigorously!"
Props for a reference.
HYEEEES!!! >:D
I have proven a point tonight my friends. I posted the same exact comment as a nameless poster who got a -1
i got a +4 at last look
lol
Damn this itches. Must have been that scank Cortana who gave it to me. Last time I give someone a ride.
Rules #99 & 100 as per my edit.
Speaking of points, I have a plan for you and racc once I get 100.
There is no flaming helmet. It's a chest-piece.
…ew….
OH SNAP!
Yes. and HELL no.
can i has racon?um…nope.i got itchy nuts.oooook.
Nut shots, on MY Halolz? It's more likely than you think!
Yup, double posted. One for each nut perhaps?