ITCHY NUTS

Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 3, 2009 · 2:59 AM

(175 votes, average: 3.63 out of 5)

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Awkward Moments, Balls of Steel, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, Motivational, Xbox 360

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MrRaccoon on October 3rd, 2009 7:04 am

"What? Is not like someone will take a pic of it and post it on the internet"
Aaron Hong on October 3rd, 2009 7:22 am

It's only a problem if you still can't shoot straight after you do it.
Tenck on October 3rd, 2009 7:31 am

BOOM HEADSHOT!
…ok that one sucked, let me try again tomorrow…
TCC on October 3rd, 2009 7:57 am

he's been "scratching" for five minutes, now he's just on vacation… -.-
Last on October 3rd, 2009 8:53 am

Master Chief is lucky if he has this problem he can just have Cortana take care of that for him.
Taiho on October 3rd, 2009 9:17 am

Trading sexual favors for recon armor can have unforeseen consequences.
Vosur on October 3rd, 2009 9:26 am

"Dude… hermetically-sealed armor does nothing for when you have to go. I've been holding it in for days."
LitmusRemnantal on October 3rd, 2009 9:36 am

What about teh female spartans? :P
Doc on October 3rd, 2009 10:44 am

You're gunna love my nuts.
Vabolo on October 3rd, 2009 12:09 pm

"Whew, that guy almost shot me in the leg! It's a good thing tha-WAIT, WHERE'D THEY GO?!? D:"
Miketuu on October 3rd, 2009 12:19 pm

*quadruple kill* It was the best of times, *oh, oh god, OH GOD…. CAN'T SCRATCH THERE AH, It BURNS* It was the worst of times
Daifuku on October 3rd, 2009 1:03 pm

You'd think after getting shot all those times, his balls would be inert >_>
Psychopatrick88 on October 3rd, 2009 2:24 pm

In a crowd with no escape
Is when I feel my privates wake
I've got to find some privacy
Or they will see me scratching me!!
MassiveDamage on October 3rd, 2009 4:31 pm

Can't let you scratch that, headshot victim.
fancy pants on October 3rd, 2009 4:41 pm

The severity of the itch is directly proportional to the ability to reach it.
Unfortunately for chief, he's wearing super armor
KM4N on October 3rd, 2009 6:34 pm

Take heart young Spartans, this is what happens when you constantly teabag people…..even your own teammates.
Name on October 3rd, 2009 8:35 pm

Am I the only one that was scratching my balls right before seeing this?
Masterluigi452 on October 3rd, 2009 9:12 pm

Kirby is not amused…
Masterluigi452 on October 3rd, 2009 9:13 pm

After scratching the front, now he need to scratch his behind…
ayanleman on October 3rd, 2009 9:33 pm

I'm not shaking HIS hand~!
BoardBreaker93 on October 4th, 2009 12:13 am

I wonder who gave me this itching…maybe it was from that time I got f***ing owned

http://www.halolz.com/2009/04/01/you-got-f-owned/
BurnoutSpartan on October 4th, 2009 12:28 am

Plasma burns: they hurt there too….
Link_09 on October 4th, 2009 2:39 am

Lol balls…
in my halolz…
ITS MORE LIKELY THAN I THOUGHT

*luls very hard*
CapnMacMillan on October 4th, 2009 4:36 am

So wait… if he can scratch his backup singers AND shoot a carbine one handed, doesn't that mean we should be able to dual wield them? Or better yet… dual wield detatchable nutsacks to throw at players! >:D
Paulrus-Keaton? on October 4th, 2009 4:09 pm

I think he just pressed his "make my right ear explode" button.
Badonk on October 4th, 2009 5:56 pm

Am I the only one that was scratching my balls right before seeing this? O.o
Eechoblade on October 5th, 2009 12:34 pm

Damn this itches. Must have been that scank Cortana who gave it to me. Last time I give someone a ride.
ayanleman on October 24th, 2009 6:13 pm

…ew….
jonnycrocker on April 30th, 2010 8:32 pm

can i has racon?um…nope.i got itchy nuts.oooook.