THIS SUMMER THE WAR BETWEEN HALOS AND IDLERS BEGINS.
Wait, summer is over already? Uh… nevermind then.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 29, 2009 · 1:58 PM
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
First! I know that the comments change based on community rating and this first posts are pointless.
Wouldn't it be great though if all of the idlers got special hat?
Wait, does it really say "Funnyuns are like Halos"?
(Now I really want some Funnyuns. Damn country and your lack of 99 cent onion flavored crusty paper rolls)
Someone must make more of these, but with more TF2 characters.
100,000,000,000 E-Peen on idlers!
lol hats, i got a couple, i never equip them.
Don't want them to go to waste, eh?
When the new trading system comes out, well talk.
;D
JK
NEW UNLOCK: Funyuns
(+) Restores 500 Health on Player.
(+) Delicious.
(-) Attracts rage from other players, like a halo.
I think a dunce cap would be rather appropriate.
so its OVER NINE THOUSAND
You know i can see Tom Hanks playing the scout, sure he's out of shape and pudgy, But man can that man swing a bat.
That they were forced to wear.
You do know screaming out FIRST and dancing triumphantly gets you minus e-peen, right?
So it's like a Sandvich? But with more FAG mods?
The mother of all wars has begun! The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers!
(reference anybody?)
I'm free of the idler/halo problem because I have Team fortress 2 for 360, so I have no firsthand experience with the subject. Even so, this is hilarious.
But dem funnyuns aint your funnyuns, dems foxxys funnyuns!
Until Valve removes your 100,000,000,000 E-Peen for idler use (it automatically posts meme comments on Halolz submissions to gain +1s)
I play on both, but they really need class updates on x360.
i don't play tf2, (i wish i could) but the funyuns thing was funny.
Yeah, I noticed.
Yeah, I noticed. Although you would know more than me because you've played both.
is that horn a real item??? And why is the 'Angels' on the devilish side, written in red???
have both, played both, not sure whitch ones better
i feel like having another realy longand pointless argument that will break halolz and take up an incredibly long time… anyone in
Finally! Someone who understands my pain!
So the scouts at war with himself?
BONK! Oww, dammit!
They have an auto commenting bot to do what everyone else on the site does?
*Looks at Badonk*
Good one XD
Riot? What riot? Did someone say riot?
I pretty much expected this to happen, though I thought maybe someone would find it funny. I was hoping someone would comment on the idea of giving a special hat to the idle cheaters, say a demon's horn like in the pic. Acheivement Unlocked: Cheater's Reward! But people just want to talk about first posts so I guess it doesn't matter.
Right, like that. If they did give out a hat for the cheaters it would quickly turn games into a 4-sided battle, red vs blue and idlers vs halos. I think more players care about idlers vs halos than red vs blue anymore, at least if you believe the way people talk about it.
Beavis and Butthead?
So THATS how he does it. Interesting….
Someone said riot?!? RIOT TIME!
Rule #53, GOD, doesn't anyone know Rule #53?
Hahaha, nice avatar.
+1 for you my good sire
didnt say that but sure
RIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOT
I think rule #3 would be more appropiate
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm286/Yattaro_...
Ah, Cornholio. Beavis' lovable deranged alter ego.
Awsome picture.
I'm going with 49.
I really don't get the whole TF2 halo thing. I have the half assed TF2 for the PS3.
But that would inspire people to cheat if they wanted the demon hat, which I must say would look a lot better than the halo.
Rule 49: If it's good it'll top "Meet the spy"
I'm thinking you went with a random number.
Rule 49: If it's good it'll top "Meet the spy"
Did you go with a random number?
ahahha to attract more rage, Valve should only make 11,111 copies. (like the medal)
now that i think about it, how can i make that reference when i don't even have a medal. ;_;
Amazing how the scout gets to wear a hat, and a halo, and a horn. :P
"I am Cornholio, King of Bunholio!"
Oh… at first I was like, "What, it's just a creepy Pikachu…" then I moved my mouse over it, and the picture was very different.
0.o
I don't watch Bleach, and yet I hear so damn much about it that I know what that character's from.
JESUS H. FALCON, that's a lot of Raccoons!
I need TP for my bunghole!
The weeaboo's are sooooo annoying.
Raccoons FTW!!!!
Where exactly could I find a list of these rules?
Are there more than 9000 of them?
Can a pidgeon transform cabages into pixiedust?
If a truck travels at a constant speed of 100km/hour on a distance of 250 kilometers, how much gasoline is there in the ATV's gas tank?
Why does the tomato talk to me, I have nothing to say to him?
WHAT AM PIE?
This is quite nice. Well made.
And I point and laugh at the idlers, who still don't have a single hat.
PC, i can never find a non moded game on 360
Me? o.o Dai comments more then I do <,<
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Ru...
49. The internet makes you stupid.
Haha! So he fianly busts that out :D
having a random convo are we?
DUCK!
http://yattarosb.deviantart.com/journal/26865843/
Written mostly by Badonk, Mr Racoon and TCC
I was referring to the Rules of Halolz, as were the other two commentators.
I was referring to the Rules of Halolz.
So….does that mean Tom Hanks would be replaced by a psychopathic sadist with a baseball bat? That's an improvement.
I was not aware of those rules. The one on display here is 2A, THIS IS NOT 4chan.
its gotten ALOT better and only a few games have character caps
Your avatar has boobs!
Boooooooobbbbssssss!!!
…
…
…
BOOOOOOBS!
Actually, being anonymous, only the comments get negative points, as they have no points for an account. But even then, trolls must be somehow kept at 0 points, for negative and positive E-peens are rewards too great for their kind.
I still hold firm to my belief that the Pyro needs to be played by Richard Simmons. Biggest. Flamer. EVAR!!!.
Yep :3 But I don't need no damn bot. I'm SUPERHUMAN!!!
FOXY"S BACK :D!!!
I would wear that for the hell of it XD
….boobies :3
I'll mobilize the Zippo army >:3
GOOSE!
Well, now you are aware. NO EXCUSES NEXT TIME!!!
….Film Actors Guild?
The war will begin anew?
….It stopped? o.O
I feel like my original post was an idiot magnet, no offense to anyone in particular. Over half of the posts on the topic are replies to my "First!" which I only put up sarcastically. I feel somewhat bad for the poor sod who made this pic which we are all ignoring.
But what if it turns out the pyro's a woman? Would you get Rosie O' Donald in the suit?
But what if it turns out the pyro's a woman? Would you get Rosie O' Donald in the suit?
actually that would work.
Im catching up good sir, i will not be out commented!
Hentai avatar? on mah halolz?
im with Racc on this one, i made the riot pic (:
Your zippo army cannot withstand the epicness of the raccoon riot!
Fuck i suck at that game…
lets see…
Badonk: 1,647
Daifuku:1,745
You still have a ways to go :3
It's more likely than you think!
Funbags! Knockers! Hooters! Melons!
.
<puts on sunglasses>
YEEEAAAHHH!!!!!
We where at an even pace before you and acrazy made that awesome record breaking thread. Dont count me out just yet good sir.
I still think the Wolf achievement thread was longer. Not by much tho.
I shall concede to that pinot…for now. A pic shall be made soon for my armada that will melt everyone's eyeballs!!!
/pwned
Yeah but that involved alot of people, that other thread was mostly you and Acrazy. 2 people broke the page 3 times in one thread, awesome in my book.
oh oh! i wanna make it, pleeeeaaaassssee!
:3
EDIT: It would fit, but my point is that Colonel Obvious is always "first".
changed Captain to Colonel, sorry about that.
Well, it's something we take seriously. You're lucky Mr. Raccoon isn't here or he would have rioted.
Ok both of you, get a room!
In that case, I propose Ellen DeGeneris!
In that case, I propose Kelly McGillis!
I'll pay for the room. Badonk, get the Patrone :3
hmm…point taken.
Oh-ho-ho! I'll put my tablet to work for a possible counterattack
Hmm…If you can find what I require, I shall grant this most noble task of furdom to you :3
Uh? Someone said riot?
he-he… fur… lol
Email the specifics O.o
Oh god its going to be alot of furry porn
Oh he already did. Scroll up.
O.o Is it a trap?
Your time will come old friend. I'll see to it :3
Umm…maybe?
I'll try to sift thru the massive deluge of internet pronz for what i need. Can't make any guaruntees tho DL
Oh please, lol. We are all going to hit 100 within a few days if not hours of eachother. It doesnt matter who get to it first, im just trying to keep up with Dai's crazy commenting. :D
When we get to 100 We party as the Kings of comments.
Hmm… ill trust you on this.
*walks in gets hit by a flying zippocat*
:D
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm286/Yattaro_...
Knee before your master you filthy hooman!
Shouldn't last too long, considering his ridiculously low health.
Nevar you rabid bastard!
HA! I can't believe you fell for that! It's the oldest trick in the furbook!
haha, good
Cuz I want to riot for a long time, and return to my "legend" status =P
So true. But i doubt you can catch up to me. The Trifurry has blessed me with superhuman marathon typing >:3
You never stopped being a Halolz legend. Before I had my account i would always look for yours, Taihos, Soapdishes, and Foxxy Mayos comments.
Good commentors are Legends in their own right, no matter the Epeen, as your rule says, Epeen is useless but to sword fight :D
*Meme lazers the walls*
Lets see you get that deposite back now :3
Then prepare to be shuuun'd!
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm286/Yattaro_...
Just trying to keep up at this point good sir ^_^
But in that case I preffer using my "ol' and reliable"
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm286/Yattaro_...
*Zippos the entire hotel* Let's see you explain burning down the hotel with the meme lazer >:3
Well, let's see if you can :3
Nah, is not that kind of thing
Just for fashion, you don't want blood in your face but gogles are too overused
Goggles wouldn't help much anyway. You'd mostly just end up looking like an Engie.
I counter your chainsaw with a Flying Tank!
http://www.concretepiano.com/images/Walter_Christ...
This should be interesting.
But that would be awesome!
Yeah, it would. That's not my point though.
I didn't really have one to begin with though.
Yeah, it would. That's not my point though.
I didn't really have one to begin with anyway.
Indeed :3
Maybe, but now I feel like drawing an engie raccoon
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm286/Yattaro_...
Oh sure you never expected that one
*meme Lazer hits the zippo canister*
Oh shi*BOOOOOM*
Do it. For great justice.
No I did not. However, I'd like to see where we go from there.
I laughed, I saved the image, then I moved on… onward to the other pics of boobs on the horizon… -.-
D:
I will do it…for the lolz.
I'm always up for a game of wits and chainsaws =D
i want a tablet… D: *isjelous*
For great lolz!
Good thing I'm barely disturbed
WOO! CREDIT! :D
Birthday present, I almost beg for it, don't be jelous
DOITDOITDOIT! :D
ok ok, I'll sketch someting for tomorrow XD
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm286/Yattaro_...
I have no idea
(miles away)
…. I feel a disturbance in the force… as if two tophats screamed out in pain… then were blown to shit… o.o
You're welcome.
Touche, but i'll attack your weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE!!!
http://www.halolz.com/2009/01/23/robs-true-weak-p...
I'm surprised you haven't done that earlier.
Have no fear, I said Candlejack before the canister explo
I shall accept your challange >:3
Gentlemen, prepare to defend yourself!
http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm286/Yattaro_...
wrong point!
Mr Raccoon has an off switch?
yes, but I fear for the tophats… they have no way of saying candlejack, and so they must have been incinerated in the bla
LAME! :O
I drew the Ashkoon in like five minutes after our discusion… I think something went wrong while posting it, but I had it done not five minutes later! :O
Believe it or not, Candlejack's kind enough to save the tophats and the monocl
In fact, me too XD
You don't want to know where…
Dude! It's freaking 12:30 am here! I have no control of my hads at this moment.
It shall be tomorrow, I need tiems, ok? =P
… i'm still jelous D:
I DON'T! D:<
You don't want to know, or you don't have an off switch?
thank you sir! :D
well that's gpood, but did candlejack save badonks hat and monocle? I don't remember him saying can
I don't have an off switch, that's like installing an auto-destruction bottuon on your evil lair
yeah, my dad wants me to start shuting down the comp at 10: anyway, and it's already 10:30… g'night! :P
They're there for a reason, but you can never imagine why.
k' man, see ya =b
Extreme lair makeover?
A little too extreme.
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha.
ಠ_ಠ
I is… somewhat… not amused
And congrats to you both…
You both made your comments, worked up you E-Peens and got your good amount of fans
This ol' commenter can't compete with you anymore, have a happy 100 e-peen *snif*
What's with the welder's mask?
Let me guess: You'd tell me but then you'd have to kill me.
+1 for that ref.
I don't have the the medal either, I bet it's just chocolate in tinfoil, and who wants a stupid…… OH DAMNIT.
I'm just waiting for link_09 to say "OMG GUYZ I IDLED GIT OVER EET JEEZ. I don't care"
Nah, Badonk's just dust in the wind.
nom – nom – nom – nom -nomnomnomnomnom! (tf2 theme)
Like an uninstall to your morality core? Oh wait you riot, that's right…. :/
"what was that, Bonk!? KILL THEM ALL!"
I want one too.. but i have to wait until i get the class that involves using it, the school will give me a free top quality one :D
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JUBBLIES.
I'm impressed by the length of the reply chain here..
Can anyone even read this anymore? I don't think this has ever been an issue before, but Halolz needs to take a page from the cheezeburger network and disable nexting past a certain depth.
Yeah, thats why I'm scared; I only play the xbox one when my ping is too high on the PC, and then I rarely find any modders, but everyone else are hardly as good as the people you find on the PC.
Were like brothers!
Apparently you have never seen some of the legendary tests of webpage physics Halolz has done. This is nothing. Me and monkey almost singlehandedly made a 130+ thread. So full of win ^^
SHIT!! I'VE BEEN SPOTTED!!! *Hides :P*
P-p-p-p-page breaker!
Well it's been some time!
There's even a rule in you honor in the "Rules of Halolz"
2B
http://yattarosb.deviantart.com/journal/26865843/
I myself wouldn't need one since my line of civilian employment does not call for it. But I seriously need to start brushing up on my art skills D:
Btw, my civilian job is a draftsman :3
COMMUNISM! It is the son of banjos!
Hahah! Nice. Thank ya!
Deep in the holio lies a great olio.
You sir, get a +1
Unseeable letters and words?
In my HALOLZ?
Actually I have a HAlo and I idle on servers :P
It is nothing to be ashamed of.