Poor Heavy Weapons Guy… I laughed out loud when he tried to use that keyboard with his giant hands!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 24, 2009 · 4:03 AM 
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49 Responses to “[VIDEO] Moments with Heavy – Heavy Orders an Xbox 360”

  1. Ataeru on August 24th, 2009 8:15 am

    I feel your pain heavy, ebay also took forever to send me my item.

  2. Tenck on August 24th, 2009 8:32 am

    Poor heavy…maybe the engineer can fix it for him?
    Half expected the Spy to be sappin his xbox…didn't expect peels at all!

  3. Happy on August 24th, 2009 8:47 am

    From watching this video it's a wonder their collective IQ can even manage to look after a house together.

  4. Taiho on August 24th, 2009 8:50 am

    I want this one narrated by the guy that did 'Full life consequences'. Heavey wepons guy and teh order of the Xbox

  5. Nick Soapdish on August 24th, 2009 9:19 am

    I once had that much trouble getting into a box… Then I realized it was just easier to pay for it or to slip a pill in their drink.

  6. codemaster525 on August 24th, 2009 10:10 am

    Wow Shawn, 4 AM? Isn't that kinda early?

  7. codemaster525 on August 24th, 2009 10:10 am

    Wow Shawn, 4 AM? Isn't that kinda early?

  8. BlueChameleon on August 24th, 2009 10:49 am

    Oh how you ridiculed kitty0706 when he released The Random Tales of Gman…

    Anyway, here is the next in the series, 'Moments with Heavy -- Heavy Goes Bowling'. Hot off the press! It would probably get posted sooner or later.


  9. Leo058 on August 24th, 2009 11:40 am

    The Spy should've backstabbed the Heavy. You know he was never really on the Heavy's side.

  10. Burnt Eyes on August 24th, 2009 12:56 pm

    Did anyone else but me notice that the medic was kind of doing a pelvic thrust thing when he was trying to cut open the box?

  11. Radu on August 24th, 2009 1:11 pm


  12. Aaron Hong on August 24th, 2009 3:16 pm

    I was expecting the sniper to snipe his ebaby bid or something.

    This is nowhere in the league of FullLife, this actually makes sense without narration.

  13. Badonk on August 24th, 2009 3:28 pm

    Does Microsoft cover Fire, blood stains, and repeated bashing with a blunt object under their warranty?

  14. Leo058 on August 24th, 2009 3:44 pm

    Ah, -1-ing man, we meet again.

    *sigh* I'll get on it.

  15. Fambini on August 24th, 2009 3:53 pm

    No Demoman? thats bunk

  16. AreUExperienced on August 24th, 2009 6:31 pm

    Nice to see that Louis has not fallen off of the face of Earth.

  17. Wiibejammin on August 24th, 2009 7:51 pm

    Who sinds darkness to fight me?

  18. GiantHobbit on August 24th, 2009 7:52 pm

    I could really feel Heavy's sadness when he couldn't open his Xbox. It almost made me cry.
    Oh, and Medics face was priceless.

  19. AreUExperienced on August 24th, 2009 7:53 pm

    Might I recommend the services of the Demo Man?

  20. Cam on August 24th, 2009 8:34 pm

    Kinda funny that the two "anti-heavies", spy and sniper, were the most help. Well the engie was generically helpful, but thats engies :D

  21. Exploderizer on August 24th, 2009 8:36 pm

    What game was he playing, and is it available for PS3?

  22. FrEEz on August 24th, 2009 9:09 pm

    Heh i knew that the medic would be the one to use the bonesaw and open the box. Although i don't know why he didn't and instead cut his arm off o_O. Also i knew the xbox would redring :P

    5/5, this is awesome

  23. NoShoe4You on August 24th, 2009 9:17 pm

    Is it just me, but shouldn't the X-Box be plugged in at 7:36?

  24. NoShoe4You on August 24th, 2009 9:17 pm

    It may be just me, but shouldn't the X-Box be plugged in at 7:36?

  25. mckillyoface on August 24th, 2009 9:58 pm

    I fucking lol'd.
    Then I lol'd some more.
    This beats the hell out of the random tales of gman.

  26. Ren on August 25th, 2009 1:02 am

    P-p-p-p-p-p-peelz here! Louis no!

  27. weerd2normal on August 25th, 2009 1:09 am

    what was that song the soldier was listening to, it sounded awesome.

  28. GiantHobbit on August 25th, 2009 4:32 pm

    5:00 -- Do want toasty?

  29. GiantHobbit on August 25th, 2009 4:35 pm

    This goes to show that all of life's problems can be solved with a simple butterfly knife.

  30. Dycro on August 26th, 2009 8:11 am


  31. Vairi-Chan on August 26th, 2009 9:31 am

    Aww, this is why I think the heavy is cute. <3

  32. LOL@Idlers on September 11th, 2009 12:28 pm

    god fucking dammit this is like the 27th fucking page I have seen this on. How about less tags and maybe make images appear on one page only. what a fucked up method to cateorgize a site. Bet the dude running this is an Idler. WE NEED IDLER FUNNIES. notice Halolz has a distinct absence of them hmmm???

  33. PrPch53090 on October 2nd, 2009 9:49 pm

    Oh my God that was hilarious! Poor Heavy

  34. Navy_Pheonix on September 28th, 2010 6:05 pm

    The music and Medic's face at 6:10 get me everytime.

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