If Dookie Shpoom could find a sword with more laser, God knows he would use it!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 10, 2009 · 2:55 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (244 votes, average: 2.03 out of 5)
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Bungie, Cock Joke, Halo, Heavy Weapons, Microsoft, Xbox 360

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  1. Deadalive on August 10th, 2009 7:18 am

    He just wants to put himself in a scarier light

  2. jjenjr on August 10th, 2009 7:25 am

    What the audeince doesnt notice is that this particular Soldier is not only wielding his field knife but he is also wearing his rape shoes which are offscreen. Yes i said it Field KNIFE

  3. jjenjr on August 10th, 2009 8:48 am

    There isnt enough Halo Submissions. Were they all wiped out my Smash brothers and garry mod pictures?

  4. Taiho on August 10th, 2009 9:39 am

    Of course you're not. You're just hogging the sword because you're ten and haven't started puberty yet.

  5. Vosur on August 10th, 2009 9:39 am

    This one's not going to do me any good, but here goes…

    "Imma chargin' mah lazar sword!!!"

  6. Colonel_Obvious on August 10th, 2009 11:06 am

    it's funny because he has a huge sword and a small penis :D

  7. CST MAJOR on August 10th, 2009 11:31 am

    It's all that needed to be said.

  8. MrRaccoon on August 10th, 2009 1:10 pm

    WTF are yo overcompensating for? For the lack of good halo submissions?
    Then you need a bigger sword… made of more weapons

  9. Leo058 on August 10th, 2009 1:42 pm

    (I don't believe you!)

    If you don't get the reference, you need to watch more Abridged Yugioh.

  10. Badonk on August 10th, 2009 2:12 pm

    Wow when he and his date get home she will not be happy…unless you call pointing and laughing happy, or taking photos and showing it to all his friends, happy.

  11. codemaster525 on August 10th, 2009 3:21 pm

    I voted u one down!

  12. Sir McCloud on August 10th, 2009 4:10 pm

    Better yet: "You wanna say that to mah face?"
    Idk. never put up a submission before… but this could have been made better.

  13. Taiho on August 10th, 2009 7:29 pm

    I agree with Badonk. Though I might be a little bit biased, since I prefer being on top.

  14. Acrazymonke on August 10th, 2009 8:02 pm

    damn it broke

  15. GiantHobbit on August 10th, 2009 9:15 pm

    Contrary to popular belief, there is not a single bone in the Penis. :/

  16. kirbyownsyou97 on August 10th, 2009 10:01 pm

    *reference passes head* D:
    on an unrelated note i suggest there be a forum for halolz because it will let us be able to do stuff like organize pic collabs, discussing the lolz posted and maybe be able to post your own version, and just socialize since this community is already tight enough to have a community than just a comment section. the forum could have other uses too, i just havent thought of them. feel free to shoot me for coming up with this horrible idea.

  17. BlueChameleon on August 10th, 2009 10:28 pm

    'But how can I make it bigger?'

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