Comments on: MEET THE BLU TEAM http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/ Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Sat, 11 Feb 2012 18:48:43 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: nighten2_0 http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/comment-page-1/#comment-269012 nighten2_0 Fri, 07 Jan 2011 01:10:36 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/#comment-269012 1.- Cock joke 2.- THIS IS NOT… a) 4chan b) Furafinity c) SPARTAAAAAA! 3.- First is last 4.- The king is a retard… LONG LIVE THE KING! 5.- We came for the lolz… we stood for the double entendre 6.- If you’ve been around for a week, you’re already invited to hell 7.- Be ready for everything (eyebleach is always recomended) a)LESBIAN ANHTRO MUDKIPS!!! b)KIRBY UNTOONED!!! 8.- Any question about tickets to hell ask Nick Soapdish 9.- Study your memes 10.- Praise the Falcon 11.- MMMPH MMPH HUDDA HUDDA 12.- Flame wars are for polite people… and trolls 13.1- ????? 13.2.- PROFIT! 14.- 15.- Can't let you do that 14th rule! 16.- Troll sapping mah comment! 17.- Halolz is a site for lolspeak pics submitted by the grammar police 18.- When in doubt, use FALCON PUNCH! 19.-Motivationals: don't repeat what the picture said! 20.- Don’t repeat what the last comment said! 21.- Don’t repeat what the last comment said! 22.- Don’t repeat what the last comment said! 23.- Hey! Listen! Press Up C to view rule No. 20 24.- E-PEEN is useless but to sword fight 25.- If it is disturbing, they’ll mention lesbian mudkips/Paulrus 26.- Having an account doesn’t make you awesome 27.- Awesome avatar is awesome 28.- There ARE girls here… but they won’t give you their numbers 29.- *post 29 ragequited* 30.- No one reads all comments after the 30th one 31.- But you, mister “too much free time” 32.- Comment streaks were made to be broken! 33.- A great commenter makes a pun 34.- RULE 34 IS ALWAYS PORN! (Badonk) 35.- A good commenter says it’s opinion 36.- A bad one fights 37.- A troll breaks t h e p a g e 38.- We are ERROR (by T-C-C) 39.- Harden and String shot!... Yes, it's a metapod 40.- If you call Professor Oak, He'll come as fast as he can 41.- If you can name all pokemans you have no life 42.- Do want Toastie? 43.- DO NOT WANT! 44.- I see what you did there 45.- Now do it to me 46.- _____ in mah Halolz? 47.- It's more likely than you think! 48.- Free ______ check! 49.- If it's good it'll top "Meet the spy" 50.- Until someone notices it topped "Meet the spy" (44 and 45 by T-C-C) 51.- We're friendly... unless you're a troll, then we go for a witch hunt! 52.- Futurama references make everything better 53.- Colonel Obvious is always FIRST! 54.- No one is safe from Badonk's stabbing 55.- In Soviet Russia, joke makes you 56.- Shawn has no Halo but has a Halolz 57.- One epic comment can kill all others 58.- Masterluigi lieks Luigi (screw mudkips) 59.- Plan your submissions to be funny in 3 months 60.- If all else fails... use fire 61.- If that doesn't work... FALCON PUNCH! 62.- All Submission that clearly use MS Paint are always fail, but the comments are pure gold. 63.- MOOOOOVIEEEEEE MOOOOOOOONDAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!! 64.- Halolz: Your premiere source for eco-friendly and recycled videogame screen captions 66.- NEEDS MOAR REFERENCES! 67.- Gmod is like a drug: it's great until you get too much of it 68.- Every joke is a diguised wolf joke 69.- E-PEEN PRIDE! 70.- I'LL DANCE FOR +1s!!!! 71.- We got musical talent... damn! 72.- New meme is old! 73.- Samus's crotch is ALWAYS a trap 74.- If you're going to post a comment with a pic, be ready to go to war with Badonk 75.- No matter what you say, there's alway a way to make it sound wrong 76.- Halolz's traditional drink is Falcon Punch 77.- It was a great pun... but not the right moment 78.- It's always too soon 79.- Lets face the truth: It's not funny 80.- If it has a scout, there'll always be a BONK reference 81.- Nagging about your submissions never killed anybody, so stop it FIRST! wolf: I can't let you do that... MEGAMAN me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1.- Cock joke
2.- THIS IS NOT…
a) 4chan
b) Furafinity
c) SPARTAAAAAA!
3.- First is last
4.- The king is a retard… LONG LIVE THE KING!
5.- We came for the lolz… we stood for the double entendre
6.- If you’ve been around for a week, you’re already invited to hell
7.- Be ready for everything (eyebleach is always recomended)
a)LESBIAN ANHTRO MUDKIPS!!!
b)KIRBY UNTOONED!!!
8.- Any question about tickets to hell ask Nick Soapdish
9.- Study your memes
10.- Praise the Falcon
11.- MMMPH MMPH HUDDA HUDDA
12.- Flame wars are for polite people… and trolls
13.1- ?????
13.2.- PROFIT!
14.-
15.- Can't let you do that 14th rule!
16.- Troll sapping mah comment!
17.- Halolz is a site for lolspeak pics submitted by the grammar police
18.- When in doubt, use FALCON PUNCH!
19.-Motivationals: don't repeat what the picture said!
20.- Don’t repeat what the last comment said!
21.- Don’t repeat what the last comment said!
22.- Don’t repeat what the last comment said!
23.- Hey! Listen! Press Up C to view rule No. 20
24.- E-PEEN is useless but to sword fight
25.- If it is disturbing, they’ll mention lesbian mudkips/Paulrus
26.- Having an account doesn’t make you awesome
27.- Awesome avatar is awesome
28.- There ARE girls here… but they won’t give you their numbers
29.- *post 29 ragequited*
30.- No one reads all comments after the 30th one
31.- But you, mister “too much free time”
32.- Comment streaks were made to be broken!
33.- A great commenter makes a pun
34.- RULE 34 IS ALWAYS PORN! (Badonk)
35.- A good commenter says it’s opinion
36.- A bad one fights
37.- A troll breaks t
h
e

p
a
g
e
38.- We are ERROR (by T-C-C)
39.- Harden and String shot!… Yes, it's a metapod
40.- If you call Professor Oak, He'll come as fast as he can
41.- If you can name all pokemans you have no life
42.- Do want Toastie?
43.- DO NOT WANT!
44.- I see what you did there
45.- Now do it to me
46.- _____ in mah Halolz?
47.- It's more likely than you think!
48.- Free ______ check!
49.- If it's good it'll top "Meet the spy"
50.- Until someone notices it topped "Meet the spy" (44 and 45 by T-C-C)
51.- We're friendly… unless you're a troll, then we go for a witch hunt!
52.- Futurama references make everything better
53.- Colonel Obvious is always FIRST!
54.- No one is safe from Badonk's stabbing
55.- In Soviet Russia, joke makes you
56.- Shawn has no Halo but has a Halolz
57.- One epic comment can kill all others
58.- Masterluigi lieks Luigi (screw mudkips)
59.- Plan your submissions to be funny in 3 months
60.- If all else fails… use fire
61.- If that doesn't work… FALCON PUNCH!
62.- All Submission that clearly use MS Paint are always fail, but the comments are pure gold.
63.- MOOOOOVIEEEEEE MOOOOOOOONDAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!
64.- Halolz: Your premiere source for eco-friendly and recycled videogame screen captions
66.- NEEDS MOAR REFERENCES!
67.- Gmod is like a drug: it's great until you get too much of it
68.- Every joke is a diguised wolf joke
69.- E-PEEN PRIDE!
70.- I'LL DANCE FOR +1s!!!!
71.- We got musical talent… damn!
72.- New meme is old!
73.- Samus's crotch is ALWAYS a trap
74.- If you're going to post a comment with a pic, be ready to go to war with Badonk
75.- No matter what you say, there's alway a way to make it sound wrong
76.- Halolz's traditional drink is Falcon Punch
77.- It was a great pun… but not the right moment
78.- It's always too soon
79.- Lets face the truth: It's not funny
80.- If it has a scout, there'll always be a BONK reference
81.- Nagging about your submissions never killed anybody, so stop it
FIRST!
wolf: I can't let you do that… MEGAMAN me: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

]]> By: darkdan1100 http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/comment-page-1/#comment-243821 darkdan1100 Tue, 31 Aug 2010 11:56:32 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/#comment-243821 You know, I never really was on your- Wolf: Can't let you do that, darkdan. DD: .... Fuck you. You know, I never really was on your-
Wolf: Can't let you do that, darkdan.
DD: …. Fuck you.

]]> By: Clan SNAP » Blog Archive » Meet Ali http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/comment-page-1/#comment-168703 Clan SNAP » Blog Archive » Meet Ali Sat, 03 Oct 2009 07:51:23 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/#comment-168703 [...] Ali is a founding member of clan SNAP, a natural born leader and natural born killer. He is always keen to scout a new map for strategic advantage or review an old map for tactical optimisation. Ever adaptable, Ali is equally at home spearheading group maneuvers or when nestled behind a barricade of mechanised machinations. But make no mistake, an Engi’s life is rarely easy. [...] [...] Ali is a founding member of clan SNAP, a natural born leader and natural born killer. He is always keen to scout a new map for strategic advantage or review an old map for tactical optimisation. Ever adaptable, Ali is equally at home spearheading group maneuvers or when nestled behind a barricade of mechanised machinations. But make no mistake, an Engi’s life is rarely easy. [...]

]]> By: Nick http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/comment-page-1/#comment-155492 Nick Mon, 07 Sep 2009 02:42:19 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/#comment-155492 Tentor! Look out! Tentor! Look out!

]]> By: Corenator http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/comment-page-1/#comment-131646 Corenator Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:14:48 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/#comment-131646 I read that last word, and for whatever reason, I thought: "Hokuto...Heavyretsu-Bullet!" /obscurereference I read that last word, and for whatever reason, I thought:

"Hokuto…Heavyretsu-Bullet!"

/obscurereference

]]> By: Pants http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/comment-page-1/#comment-128429 Pants Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:22:44 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/#comment-128429 Red Spy: Nope, now go put up a dispenser right next to the refill station. Red Spy: Nope, now go put up a dispenser right next to the refill station.

]]> By: Pants http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/comment-page-1/#comment-128427 Pants Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:19:37 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/#comment-128427 But what if this is like the Meet the Spy video x8 and all of those spies killed who they're currently replacing...or maybe that engineer just killed the spy he's replacing. But what if this is like the Meet the Spy video x8 and all of those spies killed who they're currently replacing…or maybe that engineer just killed the spy he's replacing.

]]> By: Pants http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/comment-page-1/#comment-128428 Pants Fri, 31 Jul 2009 11:19:37 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/#comment-128428 But what if this is like the Meet the Spy video x8 and all of those spies killed who they're currently replacing...or maybe that engineer just killed the spy he's replacing. But what if this is like the Meet the Spy video x8 and all of those spies killed who they're currently replacing…or maybe that engineer just killed the spy he's replacing.

]]> By: Daifuku http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/comment-page-1/#comment-128269 Daifuku Fri, 31 Jul 2009 07:03:06 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/#comment-128269 <a href="http://www.halolz.com/2009/04/11/im-not-done-spy-checking-you-yet/" target="_blank">http://www.halolz.com/2009/04/11/im-not-done-spy-...</a> or that guy http://www.halolz.com/2009/04/11/im-not-done-spy-…

or that guy

]]> By: razo2 http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/comment-page-1/#comment-128176 razo2 Fri, 31 Jul 2009 03:47:52 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2009/07/29/meet-the-blu-team/#comment-128176 Engi,"Teleporter up guys...err...Use the teleport guys?what's wrong?" Engi,"Teleporter up guys…err…Use the teleport guys?what's wrong?"

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