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Magic Mushrooms

Poppin’ shrooms can really change your perspective on life!
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Magic Mushrooms



Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 12, 2009 · 12:06 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (363 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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Artistic, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Power-Ups, Sequential Art, Super Mario Bros

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57 Responses to “Magic Mushrooms”

  1. Deadalive on July 12th, 2009 4:19 pm

    It's exactly what everyone thinks about Mario, I guess

  2. tye on July 12th, 2009 4:19 pm

    i knew it!

  3. zombeh on July 12th, 2009 4:31 pm

    joke sure hasn't been made before! But I dig the expressions in this.

  4. meinmattias on July 12th, 2009 4:39 pm

    They forgot about the star shine and (fire) flower power…

  5. Badonk on July 12th, 2009 4:45 pm

    What? who wouldnt pop shrooms in his situation.
    hmm be an oily, ugly plumber, or be a Italian stereotype in a magical land where you jump on turtles, shoot fire balls, and have a hot blond girlfriend.

  6. KingofRetards on July 12th, 2009 5:01 pm

    Touch fuzzy, get dizzy!

  7. VJoe10 on July 12th, 2009 5:02 pm

    DO. WANT.

  8. Acrazymonke on July 12th, 2009 5:50 pm

    hmm i wonder what this thing is(eats)
    hey whats goin on my red pizano
    IN FREAKN OUT MAN!!!
    dont touch me you stupid skipon

  9. MasqueNoMercy on July 12th, 2009 6:01 pm

    wow, that theory makes so much more sense now that i see it in comic format

  10. MrRaccoon on July 12th, 2009 8:20 pm

    *insert a yoshi swearing after eating and farting one of those*

  11. MrRaccoon on July 12th, 2009 8:21 pm

    Now I know why hills, mountains and clouds, evem bricks and boxes, have faces
    The whole world is smiling at me :D

  12. BlueChameleon on July 12th, 2009 8:48 pm

    Trust the Fungus!

  13. Cheat2Win on July 12th, 2009 9:30 pm

    Wait, does that mean that everytime somebody plays a Mario game,they're automatically high?

    …

    Awesome.

  14. DrFurball on July 12th, 2009 10:06 pm

    Wow. A joke about the Super Mario games being a drug-induced hallucination! Talk about being on the cutting edge of humor! I wish I could be this creative!

  15. LKmedia on July 12th, 2009 11:35 pm

    This opened my EYES!

  16. TheAceOfSkulls on July 13th, 2009 12:37 am

    The whole high on mushroom thing: beating a dead horse who is in his 2nd stage of decay.
    However, the first mario is one of the funniest versions I've seen in a long time. And I have seen 45 versions
    http://thedesigninspiration.com/articles/top-45-u…

  17. fmarulz on July 13th, 2009 1:39 am

    Try the Dr Mario new antidepressant it will change the way you see your life
    secondary effects: for some reason you will want to rescue a princess from a monster by going to various worlds and killing all the people you see in your way.
    you will start to see turtles out of nowhere and you will able to jump higher than before.
    daily doses are under your own supervision XD ciao

  18. Blah on July 13th, 2009 2:13 am

    Correct me if i'm wrong, but that looks like a death cap…

  19. MrRaccoon on July 12th, 2009 9:58 pm

    My chilhood was more awesome than I tought then :D

  20. Cheat2Win on July 13th, 2009 3:00 am

    So was mine.

  21. BurnoutSpartan on July 13th, 2009 3:51 am

    Depends. Is Yoshi there?

  22. SexyLegs on July 13th, 2009 5:30 am

    i could of used that going up against a heavy (tf2 reference ;D)

  23. Soggywafflz on July 13th, 2009 8:43 am

    reality be a harsh mistress

  24. This guy on July 13th, 2009 9:29 am

    Hmmm…It makes me wonder what havoc his real-world self would be reeking.

  25. Joeybeta on July 13th, 2009 9:49 am

    This explains why Mario saw the flashing colors on the fire flower in SMB1. or was it me all along XD.

  26. Ryu_Bonkosi on July 13th, 2009 12:26 pm

    What would happen if Bowser or someone else got one of these magic mushrooms?

  27. RVG_Ravage on July 13th, 2009 1:26 pm

    *cue "Becoming Insane" by Infected Mushroom*

  28. Paiv on July 13th, 2009 5:07 pm

    This effectively described my run through of Super Mario Bros one on the ol' Snes last week.

  29. Sinister Minister on July 13th, 2009 10:04 pm

    Wow, a sarcastic remark about something being done before! Talk about being on the cutting edge of stupidity!

  30. Paiv on July 13th, 2009 10:08 pm

    I did, and it led to some turtle with horns to take my gal and rape her. FUCK THE FUNGUS.

  31. Paiv on July 13th, 2009 10:08 pm

    I did, and it led to some turtle with horns to take my gal and rape her. FUCK THE FUNGUS. Literally.

  32. Masterluigi452 on July 18th, 2009 6:35 am

    Indeed.
    Do not forget Luigi and Daisy too!!

  33. Masterluigi452 on July 18th, 2009 6:36 am

    Don't forget mine too!

  34. Masterluigi452 on July 18th, 2009 6:38 am

    I lold.

  35. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 1:32 am

    Isn't that one of the stage in Yoshi's Island??

  36. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 1:33 am

    I don't think so sir…

  37. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 1:34 am

    I don't want to see it if it was Peach or Daisy….

  38. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 1:35 am

    Don't forget 1-up shroom!

  39. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 1:36 am

    How come that never happened to me before???
    I love shrooms!!

  40. TheRedGrunt on July 20th, 2009 1:46 am

    That seems so true.

  41. Deadalive on July 20th, 2009 12:49 pm

    So what inspired Myamoto to create such a world?^^

  42. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 2:51 pm

    Back in 1986, there was nithing to do because it was boring.
    If we created a fat Italian plumber eat magical shroom and save a kingdom today, there won't be any fun.

  43. Deadalive on July 20th, 2009 8:08 pm

    But, why didn't Myamoto do a Sci-Fi-plumber?
    Where did the shrooms come from? The turtles?

  44. Masterluigi452 on July 20th, 2009 8:26 pm

    So what?? Mario can use alchemy?
    Shrooms came from heaven and the turtles are transformation of the Mushroom Kingdom citizens because of the evil magic…

  45. Deadalive on July 21st, 2009 3:07 pm

    OH yeah, if the world would know your theory… I don't know if Mario would be as famous as he is ;)
    I like the thought that Myamoto was on shrooms :D

  46. MasterLuigi452 on July 21st, 2009 10:59 pm

    Maybe he likes shrooms

  47. Deadalive on July 22nd, 2009 1:14 pm

    Yeah, he likes green-white ones! And if they're still lightred, but not, if the shrooms are dark red… :O

  48. Masterluigi452 on July 22nd, 2009 10:44 pm

    Do not even try saying a shroom that is purple and has a skull on it….
    You know what kind of shroom is right??

  49. Deadalive on July 23rd, 2009 4:26 pm

    Your description reminds me a lot of the rockets from Rayman…
    But I think its the shroom wich kills if you only smell it!

    Ah… Sorry! I still have to think of the funny Rayman-rockets :D

  50. Leo058 on July 23rd, 2009 5:18 pm

    A hot blonde girlfriend? Pfeh, she never puts out.

  51. Masterluigi452 on July 23rd, 2009 10:44 pm

    LOL

  52. whitekurama on July 30th, 2009 5:08 am

    yes children, doing mushrooms makes you're life AWESOME!

  53. Masterluigi452 on August 7th, 2009 3:08 am

    Why do I wanto to sing "So Happy Together"??

  54. StarWolf on October 2nd, 2009 7:57 pm

    When you play mario, you get drugged

  55. VGGeek on October 3rd, 2009 2:24 am

    JESUS CHRIST.

    WHAT HAS BEEN IMAGED IN THE MIND

    CAN NOT BE UNIMAGED FROM THE MIND

  56. VGGeek on October 3rd, 2009 2:25 am

    NOW YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWER!

  57. Tureydipking on October 12th, 2009 8:35 pm

    First of all -- I lol'd
    Second of all -- We all knew Mario was doing this.
    Third of all -- This is awesome
    Fourth of all -- If you think differently, you will be given a double dosage.

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