The problem with Twitter, is that it’s just too convenient for your stalkers!
By Scott Hampson, submitted by Girard Clemons
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 27, 2009 · 12:11 PM
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Categories: Artistic, Incoming Transmission, Internets, Namco, Pac-Man, Paranoia, Retro, Sneak Attack, Too Much Free Time · Leave a comment (52 Comments) |
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Sweet zombie Jesus! Did you know the site has over 2,000 lolz? 
Pinky got lost in the many tunnels of the network.
it actually really clever.. i like it
I see what you did there…
Quick! Get the Power Pellet! GET THE POWER PELLET!
Pacman never reads my tweets :(
WAKKA WAKKA.
Not bad.
4/5.
Soon though… the followers will become the followed.
wait, there are no Yellow ghost…
poor pinky and clyde… got replaced by yellow it seems
Pac-Man has twatted.
The ghosts are rapists.
Wait what curse word is he saying? Oh ass? Who says oh ass? Someone enlighten me please.
And the worst thing is: They're all. Right. Behind. Him.
Well, actually, there is. Kinky was a nerdy yellow ghost in a fairly unknown game Pac-Man Arrangement'.
He needs to say on target!
He needs to stay on target!
Too bad the Internet isn't a truck, it's a series of tubes. Trucks are much harder to get lost on.
In his pants?
You just said it…
i've always wondered…if ghosts are ectoplasm and can be passed right through (using common sense here. i know that's dangerous >_>) how can pac man get killed by them if they arent even solid?
Pac Man's twitter feed:
8:00: Wakka Wakka
8:15: Wakka Wakka Wakka
8:20: Ahh!!! Motherf%*&n ghosts!
8:25: Grabbing power peels!
8:26: Muahahaha! Your fear is delicious ghosts! I shall devour your souls!
8:27: Ahh!!! Motherf%*&n ghosts!
The yellow ghost is a lie.
There's one thing Pac-Man hates more than ghosts following him on Twitter: The Fail Whale.
8:30: FRUIT!
3/5 I woudl have though Q*Bert with the snake following him would fit better for the "Oh #@*!" angle
It could be worse you know, they wpuld be crazed fangirls instead. Man, those are scaaaaary
I think the exclamation mark is not an exclamation mark but instead a K or a T.
Oh, Alright. Hahaha.
His laptop has a lot of keys…..
there not ghosts there spirits………… And they've got names you know
He's saying HAX! HAAAAX!
#@*!
'hax r 4 fags nub'
At least he can always block them.
8:33: "Pinky wants to be your friend"- Denied
THAT YELLOW GHOST'S A SPY!!!
Wait…. what's he doing with his left hand?
epic fail for pacman
GAME OVER!!!
The best thing to come out of Twitter since…ever.
Time paradox.
8:45 "The wife's being a pain in my ass… :("
8:52 "Have to get milk for the baby*"
*see that god-awful game Pacman 2:The New Adventures *shudder*
Aaaand cue the dramatic Louis face.
thats not a keyboard its a waffle maker
It looks like nobody told Pac-Man that giving out personal information over the Internet is a very bad idea.
4.5/5
I'm marrying one of mine. ><
All over the desk.
9:00 "Shit, these ghosts are fast!"
9:03 "GAME OVER" HI-SCORE"
BLEEP BLOOP!
ACHEIVEMENT UNLOCKED!
Get Pacman as your twitter friend then realise he hasn't much to tweet about.
You have crazed fangirls?
*brain splode*
9:02 "eww weew weew beep beep"
pfft, i'd be scared too if i were stuck in endless tunnels my entire life being chased by psycho killer maniacs!
9:03 *inserts another quarter* REVENGE!!!
9:06 "eww weew weew beep beep"
C-c-c-combo breaker!
Can't let you eat that, Pacman!