
Pikachu has assumed the position, time for JonnyMenace to proceed with the rectal exam!
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Neutering: You're doing it wrong
Poor Pikachu
Samus raped Pikachu, and Pikachu would only drop the lawsuit in the case that it got to team up with the hot chick with a wtfkaboombcannon-arm in Brawl. Well played, Pikachu. Well played.
…what has been seen can not be unseen……
Is that. . .melee?
It's a trap!
And thus was he separated from his Pokeballs…
Don't Pik at it!
WTF look at Pikachu's ears ;D they dont have the Brown DiuDius ;D !
Actually I wasn't really sure, and I'm busy packing… if someone knows if it's Melee or Brawl let me know!
I fapped, I came.
Nothing more hot than seeing samus violate little mice with her massive arm cannon =P
melee…
So THAT's why he was always following me around in the yellow version. Didn't have the balls.
It's Melee. The pausing is different in Brawl and Samus' armor is…. differently textured?
IT IS PORN
Little known fact: Samus runs an abortion clinic in her spare time.
Commonly known fact: Samus is not a real doctor, even if she is fully capable of removing your internal organs.
Your mouth says "no no no",
but your eyes say "Yes yes yes!"
Falcon Abortion Punch just got a competitor!
the fact its a picture of a TV screen makes me think that this was all on hidden camera… and that we are going to see a whole video entitled "one night in pikachu" as a way to boost pikachu's failing career just before a new pokemon game comes out
the fact its a picture of a TV screen makes me think that this was all on hidden camera… and that we are going to see a whole video entitles "one night in pikachu"
the fact its a picture of a TV screen makes me think that this was all on hidden camera… and that we are going to see a whole video entitled "one night in pikachu"
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little turned on.
Thats not the only thing she can violate with her arm cannon.
OBJECTION!
Pokemon lay eggs! A Pokemon abortion consists of cracking the egg over a frying pan.
Mm… Pichu omlette…
No. Wrong. FATAL ERROR.
Rule 34 : NO EXCEPTIONS
And lying gets you nowhere.
The new Power Suit Purging System (PSPS) is guaranteed to cleanse your body of all unwanted toxins!
WARNING -- The PSPS is not an FDA-approved drug, and serious side effects may occur. Please contact a doctor if you experience any of these symptoms: intense pain, inability to function correctly, organ loss, and/or death.
Good news! It's a suppository.
Good news: It's from Melee.
Bad news: It's not funny.
'Dr. Aran, my vagina itches.' 'Don't worry, my missiles will sooth the pain' Samus's missiles are shaped like male dirty parts. =o
You, good sir, have just made me feel like a zombie, due to groan-overload.
I'm sorry to say this ash, your pikachu has yellow butt cancer.
OH GOD NO!