FALCON PUNCH - Now as a refreshing drink

Nisara’s Falcon Punch is loaded with vitamin C! Incidentally the “C” stands for CA CAW, CA CAW!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 5, 2009 · 3:32 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (333 votes, average: 4.62 out of 5)
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F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Motivational, Nintendo, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, Tasty Treats, Wild Animals

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46 Responses to “FALCON PUNCH – Now as a refreshing drink”

  1. b, chandler on June 5th, 2009 7:46 pm

    hey would you like a drink? "ow! i just got punched

  2. Chaud on June 5th, 2009 7:51 pm

    with enough vitamin c and anti-oxidants to blow your goddamn head off!!

  3. Darkangelsv1 on June 5th, 2009 7:51 pm


  4. Ryven on June 5th, 2009 7:52 pm

    literality is funny :B

  5. McStabYou on June 5th, 2009 7:52 pm

    GAH! I thought I was being original when I thought of Falcon Punch™

  6. Vephoma on June 5th, 2009 8:11 pm

    Seriously? I've seen about 20 of these, all of them better than this one. I'm starting to think most of you only use the interwebs to view this site, and nothing else. Not that there is anything wrong with that; if you only view one site, you picked a good one.

  7. Ark on June 5th, 2009 8:25 pm

    You want it? It's yours, my friend!

  8. codemaster525 on June 5th, 2009 8:52 pm


    Btw, classy pic. It makes every party great and when you sip it, you say "Yes!"

  9. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on June 5th, 2009 9:26 pm

    Known allergic reactions include uncontrollably showin' ya moves and replying to everything with a YES.

  10. G1drake on June 5th, 2009 9:33 pm

    its falcontastic!

  11. MrRaccoon on June 5th, 2009 9:38 pm

    *puts monocle*
    mmm, it's tasty, it has a light scence of POWAH!
    *head explotes*

    By the way, as Leo said, the E-PEEN scores are back to normal! Too bad for those who lost their 69

  12. Mattias on June 5th, 2009 10:06 pm

    This punch has quite the (Falcon) kick!

  13. Unsilenced on June 5th, 2009 5:08 pm

    This has been done before…

    Only then it was much more epic.

  14. Vabolo on June 5th, 2009 10:13 pm

    That bird was a pidgeon before it took a sip.

  15. that dude on June 5th, 2009 11:24 pm

    what if Chuck Norris' round house kick were to come in contact with a falcon punch?

  16. eszee on June 6th, 2009 12:11 am

    Obviously, the ad campaign would be along the lines of Hawaiian Punch. Only it'd be more along the lines of, "DRINK FALCON PUNCH, OR HE'LL F'SK YOU UP!!" Additionally, he'd be standing over a few kids, giving the camera a thumbs up while they cheer around him and hold up Falcon Punch juice pouches. Except for the one who didn't want to drink it. He'd be dead. In the background. Proof that you should go with the crowd and crumble under peer pressure, or a large man in a racing suit made of spandex will punch you in the solar plexus 'til you bleed to death.

  17. Link_09 on June 6th, 2009 12:15 am

    Looks like El Fuerte made this with the frying pan.

  18. Leo058 on June 5th, 2009 9:28 pm

    It's got electrolytes*! …"What are electrolytes?" I don't know, but they're extremely AWESOME, and they help plants grow, which is why you should drink Falcon Punch and not water, because water is in the toilet, and I've never seen plants grow out of a toilet!

    *They're what plants crave.

    EDIT: What's this? I'm not at 50 anymore?! The rep score is fixed!

  19. Doc ock rokc on June 6th, 2009 1:33 am

    Its like a rising knee to the face

  20. Zink120 on June 6th, 2009 9:09 am

    Mmmm! Just look at that bird!
    You can see in it's expression -- it's gonna open a can of whoop-ass on you if even think of trying to take it's punch!

  21. Chaud on June 6th, 2009 10:15 am

    it's like a rising knee to the face!

  22. Nisara on June 6th, 2009 1:47 pm

    Yes I know it's been done before, but every time I see it it makes me laugh, so I submitted it, sue me :D

  23. Teradohn on June 6th, 2009 4:24 pm

    Picture win.

    Shawn's comment… makes me want to punch babies.

  24. Red on June 6th, 2009 5:46 pm

    Funny. I think it would have been more effective without the text. And by "more effective" I mean less people would get it but the few that did would find it more hilarious.
    Comedy is a min/max kind of thing.

  25. AuraMaster on June 6th, 2009 5:56 pm

    New Falcon Punch! It tastes better than a rising knee to the face!

  26. santy on June 6th, 2009 7:33 pm

    then the scout comes anoouncing bonk

  27. MercenaryBlue on June 7th, 2009 4:14 pm


  28. Sandbag on June 7th, 2009 9:41 pm

    I thought the "C" stood for Captain Falcon.

  29. masterluigi452 on June 9th, 2009 5:15 pm

    Lucas: Hey Ness, what do you want to do?
    Ness: Hmmm… I don't know, I'm just so tired.
    Captin Falcon: Hey kids! You know when i am tired and need a boost, I just reach for an ice cold Falcon Punch.
    Falcon Punch!!!
    That's right! It's got enough vitamin C and anti-oxidants to blow your goddamn head off!!
    (Lucas drinks Falcon Punch)
    Captin Falcon: Falcon Punch!!!
    (Lucas' head explodes)
    Ness: Oh my god! You killed him!!!
    Captin Falcon: Don't worry kiddy. He's just a clone of you.
    Ness: Alright.
    (Ness drinks Falcon Punch)
    Captin Falcon: Falcon Punch!!!
    (Ness's head explodes)
    Captin Falcon: It's like a rising knee to the face! So remember, if you need a boost to the first place, just reach for Falcon Punch!!!!!!!!!

    Smash Kingdom Melee refrence!!

  30. Aethelbeorn on June 19th, 2009 2:01 pm

    You know, they made a drink based offf of donkey kong and mario. One was Jungle Juice and I can't remember the other. But they still haven't made Falcon Punch. WTF? It would be so popular.

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