HEY BABY! WANNA KILL ALL HUMANS?

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HEY BABY! WANNA KILL ALL HUMANS?

Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 21, 2009 · 6:54 PM

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S.K. on May 21st, 2009 11:22 pm

And this, my friends, is how babby is formed.
Ryan on May 21st, 2009 11:27 pm

Hey chicka bum bum…
BlueChameleon on May 21st, 2009 11:33 pm

must….resist…posting…xkcd comic…
MrRaccoon on May 21st, 2009 11:55 pm

"Oh baby, let me connect to your sistem, let me upload my codes on you, we'll make beatiful programs togheter"
"And kill humans, of course"
KingofRetards on May 22nd, 2009 12:02 am

I came.
KingofRetards on May 22nd, 2009 12:03 am

Sadly, it always ends in divorce… and the killing of all mankind.
Someguy5031 on May 22nd, 2009 1:03 am

Glados is already married to her job.
Someguy5031 on May 22nd, 2009 1:04 am

which one? (Temptation temptation temptation)
Leo058 on May 22nd, 2009 1:05 am

…And all I can think of is the Futurama episode with the female HAL.
slaythebad on May 22nd, 2009 1:07 am

Chell should probably move out, or she could live in the closet. There's a window in it.
Nick Soapdish on May 22nd, 2009 2:13 am

I grabbed my floppy………disk
That got me hard………drive going
I'm currently using mast………..erBootRecord
I think I'm coming……….online
yggdrasil325 on May 22nd, 2009 2:27 am

The wedding cake is a lie!
yggdrasil325 on May 22nd, 2009 2:28 am

Oh, I see what you did there.
SkippyE on May 22nd, 2009 2:45 am

xD Your comment is epic win.
kikkoman on May 22nd, 2009 3:41 am

emm…
THIS LINE WAS FROM FUTURAMA, EP 3: I, ROOMATEBender: (dreaming) KILL ALL HUMANS-KILL ALL HUMANS- hey, baby, wanna kill all humans?
Cord on May 22nd, 2009 4:06 am

Aww… i always pictured her with Hk-47 from KOTOR…..
Lekonua on May 22nd, 2009 4:13 am

THE HELL WITH RESISTING. http://xkcd.com/375/
Corenator on May 22nd, 2009 4:49 am

I wonder if this kind of thing is normally seen in ROB's "Bot Babes: the Hard Disk Chronicles" DVD?
smashpro1 on May 22nd, 2009 6:04 am

I believe the actual line is "hey sexy mama, wanna kill all humans?
Paulrus on May 22nd, 2009 6:39 am

"AND THAT IS WHERE BABIES COME FROM. FOR MACHINES."
-Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Deadalive on May 22nd, 2009 4:07 pm

HAL is nearly OVER 9000!
AuraMaster on May 22nd, 2009 5:06 pm

HAL: So where will it be, GLaDOS? My place, or you?
GLaDOS: So you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?
H: What do you say I leave Dave here and we have some fun?
G: Time out. That wasn't supposed to happen!
H: What happened?
G: I overloaded in my pants.
*two hours later*
H: How was it?
G: This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
CaptainBaconMan on May 22nd, 2009 7:25 pm

There needs to be a Futurama category.
codemaster525 on May 22nd, 2009 8:43 pm

"That got me hard……drive going" Lol that sounds like a pirate.
Vabolo on May 23rd, 2009 2:37 am

And that is how Windows Vista was created! :D
Sinister Minister on May 23rd, 2009 7:45 pm

Caboose, what have I told you about that?
Amez on May 30th, 2009 10:22 pm

omg
omg
omg
the awesomeness…has made me incoherent
i think i just orgasmed
yup…
yup i did
Leo058 on May 30th, 2009 11:59 pm

This entire reply string is win.
Luka Tuka on May 31st, 2009 12:19 am

That's the reference.
Jeot21 on May 31st, 2009 8:45 pm

You know that HAL, when you replace the letters by the next letter in the alphabet, you get IBM? I thought it was funny, because IBM helped on it or something xD
Exploderizer on May 31st, 2009 11:03 pm

Who the hell is Babby?
Armydillo on June 8th, 2009 6:58 pm

Hey Leo058, and all other comments about female HAL.
In 2010: The Year We Made Contact, which is the sequel to 2001: A Space Odyssey, there actually is a female HAL. She is blue, and is called SAL 9000. It's around the beggining of the movie.