God I always hated that crap in Super Metroid! Fortunately Lekonua‘s x-ray vision has saved the day again.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 9, 2009 · 11:58 PM |
Categories: Metroid, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Retro, Sneak Attack, SNES, Tips & Tricks · Leave a comment () 39 Comments |
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What a coincidence, I just beat that game again.
That shit is pretty annoying, though.
Trek > Wars
just srewattack all over the missile
You are in a dark room. There is a missile here.
>Look at floor
The floor is brittle and looks about to collapse.
>Jump over floor
You succeed in avoiding the broken floor.
>Take missile
You take the missile. In the distance you hear a loud rumbling. Suddenly a large boulder drops though the ceiling and starts rolling towards you!
> RUN AWAY!
As you flee your imminent doom you step on the broken floor. Unable to support your weight the floor collapses beneath you. You land painfully in a room several floors below.
>Look at room
It is dark here, you could be eaten by a Metroid.
all that effort just for a penis in a jar
C'mon, it's Metroid. It's ALWAYS a trap.
Woulda been more funny if Ackbar's head were 'shopped onto Samus…
Or into the jar. Would make for a better first comment.
Its more likely than you think.
All Samus does is fly around fighting Space Pirates…how else is she supposed to satisfy herself? Real men? I think not.
awww man, I hated those too. Good memories of a frustrated gamer
ANd I was ecpecting Riley saying the "It's a trap!", that would be hilarious
Traps. It's one.
Our illusions can't repel x-rays of that magnitude!