Ok, AIDS… not awesome. Flamethrower pee? EXTREMELY AWESOME

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 3, 2009 · 11:57 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (218 votes, average: 4.10 out of 5)
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36 Responses to “-FLAMETHROWER PEE-”

  1. MrRaccoon on April 3rd, 2009 3:59 pm

    Why does it hurt when I pee~?
    Why does it hurt when I pee~?

    Third post blocked!

  2. Mr. Magoooo on April 3rd, 2009 4:16 pm

    what is it with halolz and genetalia atm? :O

  3. Lekonua on April 3rd, 2009 11:36 am

    Is this what happens when the Human Torch drinks gasoline?

  4. Sane Intolerant on April 3rd, 2009 4:48 pm

    The title of it didn't sell me, but the caption is what made it all worthwhile.

  5. Walker on April 3rd, 2009 4:53 pm

    Not great, definitely a poor demotivational, but I am impressed by the initial screenshot, and want to know what's actually goin' on and whether it was staged or chance.

  6. Ointment on April 3rd, 2009 6:03 pm

    ..what is he holding…
    better asked what is he doing….

  7. FoxyMayo on April 3rd, 2009 6:42 pm

    "I've got this burnin' sensation when I pee.
    I've got a damn good feeling you're the one who gave it to me."

  8. RedSage on April 3rd, 2009 6:48 pm

    Its a nice screencap but AIDS? I think they could of chose a more appropriate STD.

  9. g1drake on April 3rd, 2009 7:11 pm

    look like you need PROSTATE EXAMES,regular PROSTATE EXAME

  10. g1drake on April 3rd, 2009 7:11 pm

    i was going to say that…… damn

  11. g1drake on April 3rd, 2009 7:11 pm

    i was going to say that…… damn

  12. LOLCUNO on April 3rd, 2009 8:46 pm

    Looks more like masturbation.

  13. Brasil on April 3rd, 2009 8:52 pm

    I wonder what would happen if he had any kidney stones?

  14. Taiho on April 3rd, 2009 9:23 pm

    Travis' wife had been complaining about a burning sensation. He told her to cut back on the mexican food, but deep down he knew he should tell her the truth.

  15. Eight_Ball on April 3rd, 2009 10:51 pm

    Peeing was the first thing that came to mind.

  16. RoboRed on April 3rd, 2009 11:38 pm

    Someone lit the rocket in his pocket…

  17. AuraMaster on April 3rd, 2009 11:51 pm

    This gives a whole new meaning to "burning sensation."

  18. MrRaccoon on April 4th, 2009 1:23 am

    Nope, it looks fine, must be something else =P

  19. MrRaccoon on April 4th, 2009 3:04 am

    I'm too sexy not to pee fire?

  20. MexicanJuice on April 4th, 2009 3:43 am


  21. Paiv on April 4th, 2009 6:20 am

    Awh; I think we all learned the hard way that AIDS isn't funny. :(

  22. D00D64 on April 4th, 2009 4:31 pm


  23. SlicVic on April 4th, 2009 8:27 pm


  24. KingofRetards on April 5th, 2009 10:40 pm

    Now I need aids ;_;

  25. thereisnospoon on April 6th, 2009 9:50 pm

    This reminds me of some Eddie Murphy stand-up:

    Remember…? Remember, like,
    VD in the ' s?
    That shit don't just sting no more.
    Every time they cure something,
    it come back stronger.
    VD is new and improved now.
    They got dudes in the doctor's office
    with symptoms like, "Excuse me, doc,
    what does it mean when you
    go to the bathroom
    and fire shoot out your dick?"
    "Let me get this right.
    So you're getting a burning sensation
    when you urinate?"
    "No, fire shoot out my dick, is all.
    A burst of flame fly out my dick
    when I pee. I can't even pee in the house, I burn
    my house down. I gotta go outside.
    "I was outside peeing,
    dude tried to mug me,
    I turned around and burned him up
    on the street.
    Because my dick is a blowtorch,
    is what I'm trying to say."

    Wish I coulda found a video of that instead…

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