SCREAM PARK - ONE LAST RIDE INTO HELL.

You must be *this* dead to ride the ride.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 17, 2009 · 4:23 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (161 votes, average: 3.05 out of 5)
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42 Responses to “SCREAM PARK”

  1. X_Intolerable_X on March 17th, 2009 8:30 am

    I would be being a prick and writing "FIRST!!!" here, but there is an ad right above the comment field for a site called "PEDOBEAR STORE"

    My curiousity demands that I click that ad…

  2. Zink120 on March 17th, 2009 8:33 am

    Flashing… at… me…
    Must… not… CLICK!!!

  3. Shawn Handyside on March 17th, 2009 8:34 am

    lol… yeah, it is kind of distracting isn't it?

  4. X_Intolerable_X on March 17th, 2009 8:35 am

    *clicks on ad*
    ……………………………………
    ……………………………………
    …..oh……….my…………god……………..

    They actually sell Pedobear totebags.

    I……..have no words for this.

  5. MexicanJuice on March 17th, 2009 8:59 am

    Shawn, you cannot be seriously. Advertising Pedobear merchandise? I don't know if that's awesome, wrong, twisted, hilarious, or a combination of all of the above. Well, it certainly is one thing: clickable!

  6. MexicanJuice on March 17th, 2009 9:01 am

    Meh, I dunno about you guys, but it seems to me the Left 4 Dead entries have started becoming rather lackluster. Most likely it's an in-joke that you would get if you played, but unfortunately the Left 4 Dead submissions are beginning to bore me.

  7. Shawn Handyside on March 17th, 2009 9:30 am

    Hey I can't afford to be picky! The cost of running this site is killin' me! :/

  8. Joshy206 on March 17th, 2009 9:53 am

    Beginning to? I haven't played the game, and after the third of god-only knows how many entries I lost all will to play the damn game. Seriously… how many movie posters does this make?

  9. Taiho on March 17th, 2009 10:42 am

    One last ride into Hell: the Nick Soapdish story. Produced by Halolz pictures. Directed by Shawn Handyside and written by King of Retards. Starring K.K. Slider as Nick Soapdish, and guest starring Paulrus as Frank West in a bikini. In a world were every bad joke has already been made, one man will have the courage to seek out the ultimate in inappropriate humor. One man will have the tenacity dig to new lows in internet humor. And only one man will have the testicular fortitude to save us all from any hope of redemption or salvation. This summer, be sure to have your tickets ready, because we're all taking: One last ride into Hell!

    This film is not yet rated.

  10. Taiho on March 17th, 2009 11:23 am

    Yeah, it's off topic, but I had to get something funny out of this submission.

  11. Wiser Guy on March 17th, 2009 11:26 am

    Whatever you do, do not sit next to that Boomer. He's got an upset stomach, after all.

  12. g1drake on March 17th, 2009 11:26 am

    hard choice,go to scream park or to pedobear store,damn i don,t know what to do.

  13. Nick Soapdish on March 17th, 2009 1:38 pm

    LOL!!!!! I feel so special now.
    I must admit that hundreds of people were harmed in the making of my lolz.

  14. Paine on March 17th, 2009 1:47 pm

    Goes to moviefone to see when tickets are purchasable

    Commences to camp out in front of theater for four months

    I am super excited about a Furry playing K.K. Slider and Paulrus wearing a bikini.

    Also, could I have a cameo appearance?

  15. Paine on March 17th, 2009 1:51 pm

    You know you want to buy it.

    The pedobear shirts are amazing.

  16. Paine on March 17th, 2009 1:52 pm

    This post is alright—it's not very laughable because it wasn't very funny to start with—this post is more of an awesome picture than a lulz picture.

    Maybe someone should have incorporated Shawn's caption into it cause I mean, that was a bit funny.

    Uhh…..3/5

  17. Paine on March 17th, 2009 1:54 pm

    OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I'm sorry….someone had to do it…..

  18. MasqueNoMercy on March 17th, 2009 2:18 pm

    i like them when they are done well, like this one, its a lot harder to do a good version of a L4D poster than to slap text on a picture

  19. MrRaccoon on March 17th, 2009 2:20 pm

    HALOLZ: Now with Scream-o-Vision
    This sistem will tell the reader when to scream
    Lets try it now

    SCREAM

  20. MrRaccoon on March 17th, 2009 2:21 pm

    SCREAM

  21. MrRaccoon on March 17th, 2009 2:22 pm

    Epic movie is epic!
    I would see that movie and then buy the pirated version

  22. MrRaccoon on March 17th, 2009 2:25 pm

    Damn, since I have ABP I can't see it. Link puleeez? <.<

  23. daytime comedian on March 17th, 2009 3:16 pm

    yeah…don't quit your day job.

  24. Alphalance on March 17th, 2009 3:31 pm

    I thought this was actually pretty funny.
    It would be a totally awesome level too, hard to explain background story (but none of them really do). Imagine, you and the other survivors are stuck in a theme park and you have to go through all these carnival places and fun houses and mazes and stuff and "the final stand" would be the survivors on a roller coaster.
    The tank could climb up the side or grab your car, the hunters jumping from other cars onto yours, smokers trying to pull you out, and boomers would be inescapable if they got in your car.
    :D….: )….: /….well I like it

  25. THAT guy on March 17th, 2009 3:45 pm

    witch placement in a carnival/amusement park could be very entertaining.

  26. MasqueNoMercy on March 17th, 2009 3:59 pm

    you should do the pee-wee playhouse version… just pick a random word and then everyone start screaming when someone says it

  27. MasqueNoMercy on March 17th, 2009 4:00 pm

    put the witch in the house of mirrors!

  28. Paulrus on March 17th, 2009 4:36 pm

    There's always the drug trade. Or prostitution.

  29. Onishii on March 17th, 2009 9:49 pm

    There's one thing you can do to end the madness:

    BUY IT.

    I'm buying a tee :D

  30. drex on March 17th, 2009 6:32 pm

    This is indeed a great post. Keep up the good work!

  31. Zink120 on March 17th, 2009 11:16 pm

    Indeed. I had a good browse in the end.
    Hmm. Could buy some Pedobear underwear for my gf's birthday…? lulz

  32. Zink120 on March 17th, 2009 11:17 pm

    Forgiven. If you tell be how to do bold or italic :P

  33. BlueChameleon on March 17th, 2009 11:25 pm

    I hope the tank paid for both those seats…

  34. yourbobcatinhell on March 18th, 2009 3:00 am
  35. daytime comedian on March 18th, 2009 3:01 am

    use it as a alias

  36. Paine on March 18th, 2009 4:34 am

    Lololololololol.
    Bold is <?b>[insert word/phrase here]<?/b>.
    Italic is <?i>[insert word/phrase here]<?/i>.
    Alls you need to do is take out the "?" and thats it.

    PRETTY
    SWEET
    RIGHT?

  37. KingofRetards on March 23rd, 2009 1:35 am

    DO NOT WANT

  38. KingofRetards on March 23rd, 2009 1:36 am

    Win.

  39. KingofRetards on March 26th, 2009 11:04 pm

    This needs to be a submission. BAD.

  40. Anon on March 29th, 2009 3:48 am

    This is actually funny, that is, if you have played L4D before.

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  42. guest9001 on October 17th, 2009 3:52 am

    it's only funnier now because there WILL be a theme park campaign in l4d2

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