This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees.

Oh good, the baby should be fine then! Thanks to Slippy and Francis Dunlop for the heads up!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 10, 2009 · 9:36 AM 
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75 Responses to “This baby can take temperatures up to 9000 degrees.”

  1. tveye on March 10th, 2009 10:39 am

    Slippy shouldn't be so enthusiastic.

  2. Trunks on March 10th, 2009 10:50 am

    I don't mean to complain Shawn, but this picture is WAY old. Like, several years ago on 4Chan old, bro.

  3. GreenWisp on March 10th, 2009 10:53 am

    Vegeta, what does the scouter say about how many degrees this baby can take?

    It's…UP TO 9000!!

  4. MrRaccoon on March 10th, 2009 10:57 am

    I knew it was from 4chan, only they could cook a baby for the lols
    Anyway, it's cruel…. buuuut I like it

  5. Exuberance on March 10th, 2009 11:01 am

    Rarely do I see sights so horrifying yet so hilarious.
    This could only be topped by a picture of a Holocaust victim with the caption "heal plz"

  6. MasqueNoMercy on March 10th, 2009 11:01 am

    "Don't take us now officer I just put a turkey in the oven"
    "Dude… we don't have any turkeys… … MY BABY!"

  7. Gustav on March 10th, 2009 11:20 am

    Mmmm dripping with sauce.

  8. NoirOrion on March 10th, 2009 11:43 am

    Chiliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii baby-back-ribs

  9. Dan on March 10th, 2009 11:49 am

    Some of us like to avoid 4Chan on general principal, so this was new to me. 4Chan is a vast sea of vomit and other even less wholesome fluids but occasionally something worthwhile washes up on shore.

  10. KidWithTheFace on March 10th, 2009 12:02 pm

    slippy doesn't contribute much to the team, but every now and then he suggests a modest proposal.

  11. FoxyMayo on March 10th, 2009 12:07 pm

    I don't think that microwave has a "Baby" setting, though…

    But dang will that baby be tasty when it comes out.

    Slippy: "Noooooo!!!"

  12. G1drake on March 10th, 2009 12:13 pm

    whooooooooooo some want baby beef? cries not included

  13. Runeblade on March 10th, 2009 12:38 pm

    I snickered.


  14. LELEL on March 10th, 2009 12:39 pm

    That's so tempting…

  15. FandangoRex on March 10th, 2009 1:42 pm

    first thing on halolz to make me geniuinely laugh out loud in a while. 5'd.

    does that make me a bad person?

  16. Dr. Furry on March 10th, 2009 2:10 pm

    old as hell (jeesus christ just look at teh microwave) butstill its epic

  17. Megatonwhale on March 10th, 2009 2:53 pm

    I lol'd so hard when I saw this :P

  18. Paiv on March 10th, 2009 3:16 pm

    I can't enjoy these "over 9000" posts cause I've run out of scouters.

    The only things I have are my inert balls. >.<

  19. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on March 10th, 2009 3:40 pm

    We proved it here, didn't we?

  20. Angel.9 Rakou Cobra on March 10th, 2009 3:55 pm

    Well, I was on my way to hell many submissions back, so who cares now? Might as well lol. :D

  21. MrRaccoon on March 10th, 2009 4:05 pm

    Baby food: You're doing it wrong

  22. Allen on March 10th, 2009 4:09 pm


  23. Ultamia on March 10th, 2009 4:12 pm


  24. piclemaniscool on March 10th, 2009 4:12 pm

    but what if the microwave goes OVER 9000?!

    Quickly Star Wolf! stop slippy from doing that!

  25. Teradohn on March 10th, 2009 4:31 pm

    That's… so terrible… but… so funny…

  26. Gustav on March 10th, 2009 4:58 pm

    you sir are awesome. A modest proposal is something everyone should consider ^_^.

  27. dark on March 10th, 2009 5:02 pm

    i see waht u did thar g1 drake

  28. Taiho on March 10th, 2009 5:05 pm

    Wait a sec, a "we're all going to hell" submission that wasn't submitted by Nick Soapdish?

  29. MrRaccoon on March 10th, 2009 5:11 pm

    You're right…
    Migh this be a signal of the world's doom?!

  30. dudemanawesome on March 10th, 2009 5:13 pm

    This picture is so old, someone actually photoshopped out the pixels…
    I'll post link when I get home.

  31. Nick Soapdish on March 10th, 2009 7:25 pm

    Ironically the first time I saw this picture was when I was looking for Slippy pics for one of my more *ahem* controversial submissions.
    (was going to point to the most commented section on the right but it's gone now!)

  32. MasqueNoMercy on March 10th, 2009 8:04 pm

    barbecue sauce

  33. MountainMan on March 10th, 2009 8:31 pm

    Can't let you cook that, Slippy Toad.

  34. Practically Satan on March 10th, 2009 8:38 pm

    No, wait! I've got it!….

    Oh, man, I am going to burn in hell for this.

  35. Gustav on March 10th, 2009 9:19 pm

    hehe love the pic, but they will only get a rez for 10 gold. if they can't oat yo then stay dead!.

  36. LOLWUT on March 10th, 2009 9:59 pm

    I dont like this. It's plain child abuse.

  37. Caleb Freel on March 10th, 2009 10:18 pm

    hahahaha Fan-tastic! =D

  38. KingofRetards on March 10th, 2009 10:22 pm

    Holy fucking shit. Lol.

  39. >_> on March 10th, 2009 11:29 pm

    I no lolz. Child abuse.

  40. Nobrain on March 11th, 2009 12:09 am

    Am I the only one with the morals here who finds this utterly wrong?

    I find pretty much a lot on this site funny.

    Poor baby.

  41. Kbman on March 11th, 2009 2:36 am

    Don't go burning that baby! Be reasonable, Fox!

  42. Gustav on March 11th, 2009 9:19 am

    Yay gold star, I am gonna put it on my microwave!

  43. Nurematsu on March 12th, 2009 1:22 pm


  44. The_Ginger on March 12th, 2009 4:53 pm

    you cant do a barrel roll in a microwave D:

    i guess you can say that microwave…can't let me do that?

    *achievement unlocked -- Double refrence :D*

  45. Exploderizer on March 12th, 2009 10:00 pm

    Barrel roll out of this, bitch.

  46. ANON_MUST_DELIVER on March 12th, 2009 10:03 pm

    *door closing* use the boost to get through!

  47. Vabolo on March 19th, 2009 6:16 pm

    Buuuurn, baby bur-*Ahem*- Sorry, making horrible jokes is as easy as taking candy from a….Yeah. I wounder how the mortgages are in Hell. Probably sub-crime. :D

  48. FALCON PUNCH! on May 9th, 2009 2:13 am

    know i know why they call it "baby food"

  49. Yourface on July 9th, 2009 5:46 pm

    hahahahahaha that is so funny thats stupid XD

  50. Senkon on August 17th, 2009 2:44 pm

    No babyback ribs jokes?

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