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SCREW YOU GUYS!

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SCREW YOU GUYS!



Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 5, 2009 · 7:47 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (248 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)
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47 Responses to “SCREW YOU GUYS!”

  1. Cheat2Win on March 6th, 2009 12:59 am

    I don't blame anyone who gets that achievement.

    Also, first.

  2. xZcrucifixZx on March 6th, 2009 1:01 am

    in the words of cartman: "Screw you guys, i'm going home!"

  3. Shawn Handyside on March 6th, 2009 1:15 am

    It's like hiding under a pile of coats and hoping everything works out!

  4. KingofRetards on March 6th, 2009 1:32 am

    I really need to play Left 4 Dead so I can get all these jokes.

  5. EndreVanan on March 6th, 2009 1:38 am

    I totally would've earned this achievement if it was real by now. >w<

  6. Szalkow on March 6th, 2009 1:46 am

    Just got done with a round, ended up doing no damage to the tank on round 4 of No Mercy because I was setting up the propane tank insta-kill while my teammates ran ahead and got pulped.

    This achievement is fairly accurate, although if the tank finds you in a closet, you'll be exiting via a different closet :-P

  7. g1drake on March 6th, 2009 1:49 am

    same here

  8. The_Ginger on March 6th, 2009 1:53 am

    k who hasn't done that?

  9. Someguy5031 on March 6th, 2009 1:57 am

    This is a humorous achievement an all but seriously anyone can make these…

    http://l4d-fr.com/achievements.php?eng

  10. Someguy5031 on March 6th, 2009 1:58 am

    This is a humorous achievement and all but seriously anyone can make these…

  • SalNightmare209 on March 6th, 2009 2:50 am

    It's called Left 4 Dead for a reason.

  • Nick Soapdish on March 6th, 2009 2:57 am

    I was hiding in the closet
    Bill, Francis and Zoey not in here too
    They say Louis come out of the closet
    We have got some pills for you

    I say I aint coming out of the closet
    and then I pull out my gun!
    Say leave me alone in the closet
    or else I'm going to shoot someone

    Then a tank comes out and
    One! Zoey gets flattened.
    Two! Bill gets beat to death.
    Three! Francis tries to run.
    Four! but doesn't get far.
    Then I come out of my cover
    But oh my god it's a hunter…..

  • Leo058 on March 6th, 2009 3:06 am

    To what tune?

  • Jomacdoom on March 6th, 2009 3:19 am

    Wow I think I found the easiest and my favorite achievement ever :D

  • Nick Soapdish on March 6th, 2009 3:33 am

    Trapped in the Closet by R. Kelly
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    or the South Park parody
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    or Weird Al!
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  • MrRaccoon on March 6th, 2009 4:01 am

    "Screw you guys, I'm going to Narnia"
    Wait, wrong door

  • MrRaccoon on March 6th, 2009 4:02 am

    I remember that, I lol'd so hard XD

  • MrRaccoon on March 6th, 2009 4:04 am

    Me too

  • KingofRetards on March 6th, 2009 4:05 am

    Lol! South Park ftw.

  • Necro on March 6th, 2009 4:24 am

    My brother done this on his second game and I was all like "c'mon, help!"
    He survived, but the very first special got him :(

  • Paiv on March 6th, 2009 5:36 am

    God, the mental image you implant in my head made me laugh my ass off. Anyways…Nick I have to say you win.

  • Paiv on March 6th, 2009 5:45 am

    I tried to get this achievement, but the only thing I got was an ass full of lead when my teammates killed me for abandoning them.

  • Burnt Eyes on March 6th, 2009 6:35 am

    You sir, win a fresh baked internet!

  • Zink120 on March 6th, 2009 8:17 am

    fourth'd
    There's a sh!t load of L4D jokes here

  • Taiho on March 6th, 2009 10:41 am

    If any of you ever play it on Xbox, I'd be happy to team up. I'm really good at being a meatshield, zombies love me.

  • drill on March 6th, 2009 12:03 pm

    I would have gotten this one a long time ago.

  • g1drake on March 6th, 2009 12:10 pm

    i am good at FPS you know, so no need of meatshield…………..but if you get some pills. them………

  • Dudestrong0 on March 6th, 2009 1:01 pm

    Not if it's a metal closet, like in 3-Deathtoll or 2-Dead Air.

  • dekuskrub1 on March 6th, 2009 11:08 am

    BEST ACHIEVEMENT EVER!!!!!!!!

  • beraxillia on March 6th, 2009 3:27 pm

    My gamer tag is BERAXILLIA. you be a distraction while i snipe that tank, boomer, and smoker. have you killed a tank by unching it? I have.

  • Leo058 on March 6th, 2009 5:35 pm

    Very nice! How do you come up with this stuff? :P

  • Dr. Time-Cop on March 6th, 2009 6:34 pm

    I'm pretty sure Tanks aren't killed by being unched.

  • Corran on March 6th, 2009 8:07 pm

    Lawl, I would have won this achivement 1000 times over by now, specially on expert.

  • Sandbag on March 6th, 2009 9:15 pm

    Hopefully Narnia can save him from the Tank and all the zombies.

  • beraxillia on March 6th, 2009 11:36 pm

    me and some other guys dammaged the tank a lot in the house on blood harvest, I got backed into a corner punched it and it died.

  • Vabolo on March 7th, 2009 2:37 am

    Good thing the mental image Nick Soapdish implanted in your head made you laugh it off beforehand.

  • Paiv on March 7th, 2009 4:20 am

    I xD'd when you reply'd.

  • FoxyMayo on March 7th, 2009 9:00 am

    Yeah, but then he'd have to deal with a crazy witch and a buncha her minions, right?

  • Alfa on March 7th, 2009 5:18 pm

    easy strategy, good results :D

  • Alfa on March 7th, 2009 11:53 pm

    OH NO! A TANK KILLED KENNY!

  • Sandbag on March 8th, 2009 10:19 pm

    So either way, he's gotta deal with witches. Unless the Tank kills him when he gets back.

  • KingofRetards on March 9th, 2009 4:43 am

    Win? Win.

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  • Leo on July 16th, 2009 12:05 pm

    I busted out laughing whan I read your post.

  • Conner on December 4th, 2009 10:26 pm

    How many times have i done this….

  • Dr_Hobo on July 8th, 2010 8:31 am

    Been there, done that.

    Then the Tank beat me through the door.

  • Scott on February 10th, 2011 12:02 pm

    The only thing that renders this invalid is that your teammates might respawn in said closet unleashing Louis’s almighty peelz crazed wrath

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