Animal Magnetism

There’s nothing worse than finding the perfect woman, and then discovering she’s not the right magnetic polarity! Especially when it destroys your wang!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 24, 2009 · 12:07 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (531 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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111 Responses to “Animal Magnetism”

  1. Walker on February 24th, 2009 5:13 pm

    OHHHH it's to do with polarity.
    Good then, but I can't keep up with these latest little fuckers…
    (No pun intended *cringe*)

  2. MasqueNoMercy on February 24th, 2009 5:32 pm

    this comic is hilarious no matter what time of year it was posted but i cant help but think that it was meant to be done on valentines day and missed the deadline?

  3. Alphalance on February 24th, 2009 5:53 pm

    …were able to show animal butt sex on halolz?

  4. Ruben on February 24th, 2009 6:03 pm

    ROFLMAO
    That was 'sexcellent'
    Poor little baby Pikachu thing

  5. killercartoons on February 24th, 2009 6:15 pm

    Wait yeah, teh pokemon buttsecks, what's with that!?

  6. omglol on February 24th, 2009 6:46 pm

    Is nawt buttsecks stewpids

  7. Zink120 on February 24th, 2009 6:52 pm

    Old as the hills…
    Funny as f**k!

  8. Zink120 on February 24th, 2009 6:52 pm

    Old as the hills…
    Funny as f**k!
    5/5d

  9. Zink120 on February 24th, 2009 6:52 pm

    Old as the hills…
    Funny as f**k!
    5/5'd

  10. Paulrus on February 24th, 2009 7:25 pm

    I… I can't look away. CURSE THE ADORABLE BUTTSECKS! CURSE IT!

    …I need a cold shower.

  11. Chris on February 24th, 2009 7:52 pm

    Faptastic!

  12. CaptainBaconMan on February 24th, 2009 8:21 pm

    This is actually really old, I saw it like two years ago.

  13. Leo058 on February 24th, 2009 8:24 pm

    That was wrong on so many levels… and yet I laughed hysterically!

  14. FrEEz on February 24th, 2009 8:36 pm

    MY EEEYEEESSSS!!!
    This is very disturbing…
    *washes eyes with concentrated hydrofluoric acid*

  15. RocketFetus on February 24th, 2009 8:36 pm

    Halolz has reached a new low.
    And yet it is still hilarious.

  16. MrRaccoon on February 24th, 2009 8:40 pm

    I would be all "OMG pokesex!" but it's too cute an funny XD
    5/5

  17. MrRaccoon on February 24th, 2009 8:45 pm

    It's better than the spore pennises. And also, it's funny, no prOn intended

  18. Teradohn on February 24th, 2009 9:06 pm

    Um… is there a rating for "slightly disturbed"?

  19. TehBlueOne on February 24th, 2009 9:20 pm

    I would hate to have my wang broken by the laws of physics…

    DANG YOU SCIENCE!

  20. TheAceOfSkulls on February 24th, 2009 9:31 pm

    Wow, bestiality (and Rule 34) has come to halolz in full force…

    After thinking that, I realized my first reaction had the same suggestivity of the image so I can't really say I'm not as bad as the artist. Atleast its not a Wolf week

  21. Burnt Eyes on February 24th, 2009 9:39 pm

    A not-wolf week? Can't let you view that, TAOS!
    Also…
    Can't let you screw that, Plusle!

  22. Red on February 24th, 2009 9:39 pm

    It is impossible for me to disapprove of a joke when SCIENCE is involved.
    Also sex jokes.
    Sex jokes are teh funnai!

  23. Ryu Bonkosi on February 24th, 2009 9:45 pm

    Hahaha
    Magnetic cock block!

  24. CalahanSwords92 on February 24th, 2009 10:48 pm

    lolz… science at it's best… that plusle is probably thinking "DAMN YOU SCIENCE!!!!!!!"

  25. WolvenGlory on February 24th, 2009 10:59 pm

    Fail.

  26. Rogan on February 24th, 2009 11:32 pm

    old as fuck, still laughing my ass off. mah gf thought it was sad tho, poor little plusly she said.

  27. weegee? on February 24th, 2009 11:37 pm

    Isn't this an animation on NG?

  28. BlueChameleon on February 24th, 2009 11:43 pm

    Of course, the other downside of this is when two opposite pokemon don't want to, …

  29. Valdis M. on February 24th, 2009 7:23 pm

    Saw this one coming from a mile away…

    But still was so hilarious!

  30. Paiv on February 25th, 2009 12:51 am

    Great now I've to fap: THANKS SHAWN. Poor broken penis =(. Broken 'wangs' for the lose.

  31. Star Wolf on February 25th, 2009 1:02 am

    Can't let you fuck that!

  32. Gustav on February 25th, 2009 1:05 am

    so Pikachu can have buttsecks with both polarities then? does that like make him magnetically bisexual?

  33. MrRaccoon on February 25th, 2009 1:09 am

    Sir, you won an Internet, choose its polarity

  34. alex kingsolver on February 25th, 2009 1:15 am

    im the one who posted this BEEEOOOOTCH

  35. Gar on February 25th, 2009 1:27 am

    I guess pickachu's get the best end of that deal…can do it with minuns, plusles, and pickachus(and evolution forms)

  36. SalNightmare209 on February 25th, 2009 1:48 am

    Man if I had a nickel for every time it happen to me…I would still have nothing.

  37. Jimtopia on February 25th, 2009 2:36 am

    Yes, but it looks like this comic came first.

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/465983

  38. killercartoons on February 25th, 2009 3:24 am

    Wait, is it bestiality when it's between animals?

  39. Nurematsu on February 25th, 2009 5:48 am

    how the heck did this make it onto Halolz? o.O I saw this before on agnph (NSFW), which is a more appropriate place for this sort of thing :P it's still pretty funny

  40. Stealthbladez on February 25th, 2009 5:52 am

    the reds are plusle, blue minun

  41. Stealthbladez on February 25th, 2009 5:52 am

    i agree

  42. Stealthbladez on February 25th, 2009 5:55 am

    no, ditto gets it best, it can get the best end of any deal, exept legendarys, they dont do nothing

  43. Shippiddge on February 25th, 2009 6:22 am

    …ouch…

  44. The_Ginger on February 25th, 2009 12:22 pm

    no such thing as a "low" on the internet, its more of a pit…or a series of tubes

  45. MrSunshine028 on February 25th, 2009 3:13 pm

    *old Geezer time*
    What in the hell do you mean old pokemon, back in my day i remember there was a 150 and then 151 which blew my fucking mind. Now everytime I shuffle by an EB store… shit sorry "GameStop" I practically shit my god damn Depends. I guess i have been out of it for years because they don't take my N64 games no more and when I asked for a version of Blue they handed me some damn version of pokemon called Plutonium… I miss my wife

    MORE OF THAT'S MY DYING GRANDPA AFTER THIS!!

  46. DeathJam on February 25th, 2009 5:55 pm

    Thank you guys, i came on this website in school, and now 2 of my friends think i'm into pokeporn >_<

    Anyway, pic is old as fuck, still funny as fuck, and hell, Jkrswild, if that happened, i don't actually know if i'd shit myself or explode from sheer awesome-ness XD
    5/5

    P.S I was expecting moar drama T_T you guy's dissapoint me…

  47. Jkrswild on February 25th, 2009 6:34 pm

    LMAO…dude, I am temped to do it myself and see if it makes it on here. And, hey…there's nothing wrong with a little pokeporn now and then XD

  48. DeathJam on February 25th, 2009 11:32 pm

    XD Sounds like a plan to me, fuck the community up even more. I would do it myself but then everyone would wonder what in the name of god i'm going.

    And the 2nd bit "there's nothing wrong with a little pokeporn now and then" uhh… i'm not gonna answer that, for the sake of not getting troll-bashed. (by not answering, there's your answer)

  49. Jkrswild on February 25th, 2009 6:35 pm

    Dude….lesbian mudkips…charizard buttseck….and now this?…Sooner or later there's gonna be a pic up here that has pokemons with huge tits or doing something much more "vivid" than this….and there will no one to blame but us for it. Still, im not complaining *drools*

  50. Jkrswild on February 25th, 2009 11:48 pm

    LOL….just having fun about the pokeporn thing man…but i still might try it though

  51. Blinky da ghost on February 26th, 2009 12:40 am

    COCK BLOCK!

  52. ZekeTheDefender on February 26th, 2009 1:49 am

    Anyone who thinks this is disturbing should go see $up@h nin10doh on newgrounds
    At least I think thats how it's spelled

  53. Aruan588 on February 26th, 2009 4:26 am

    Actually, i think he's thinking "OMG MY DICK JUST GOT SHOVED INTO MY BODY AND BROKE"

  54. Ryu Bonkosi on February 26th, 2009 5:02 am

    $00pah NiN10Doh!
    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/476976
    Fucking awesome, and at times fucking disturbing.

  55. jacfalcon on February 26th, 2009 6:02 am

    Win

  56. spoon on February 26th, 2009 6:34 am

    no its bestiality if its human and animals

  57. spoon on February 26th, 2009 6:38 am

    there is actually a video called soopah nintendoh *im spelling it wrong but it is on newgrounds and youtube* and theres this one part called pokemon snap tripple x that shows all these female pokemon that take off their clothes sometimes, its weird by seeing this comment makes me think youd like something like that

  58. Jkrswild on February 26th, 2009 4:03 pm

    Actually, my buddy sent me the vid and i thought it was hilarious. But, I was having fun with the comment i made about this. I am though gonna try to find an "adult situations" pic to submit but only for the humor of it.

  59. DeathJam on February 26th, 2009 6:54 pm

    I think everyones seen it… sorry, but your kinda late.

  60. Dave on February 26th, 2009 11:11 pm

    this was on newgrounds as a video

  61. Daifuku on February 27th, 2009 3:11 am

    MAGNETISM: apparently the only cock block stronger than wolf ._.

    lol plussle got pwnt

  62. WE1RD on February 27th, 2009 5:26 am

    I still can't believe its a trap

  63. Exploderizer on February 28th, 2009 3:31 am

    I agree to your agreement.

  64. Exploderizer on February 28th, 2009 3:32 am

    When was it ever good?

  65. Exploderizer on February 28th, 2009 3:33 am

    I totally didn't need to see that…
    *eats face*

  66. Kbman on February 28th, 2009 6:56 am

    o_O

  67. Kbman on February 28th, 2009 6:59 am

    Does this mean the Minum and the Plusle are stuck together?

  68. Aaron Hong on February 28th, 2009 6:48 am

    Can't let you pick that damp crotch!

  69. Paradox on March 1st, 2009 1:11 am

    My reaction to this vid:

    First minute: AHAHAH! So random!
    Second minute: Ow my ears!
    third minute: Rofl fox…Wait what is this guy going to do?
    fourth minute: *Shell shock*…Well. At least that over with
    ninth or so minute: Oh. Pornographer again… Wait. What are they doi-O.O

  70. Vir on March 1st, 2009 11:11 pm

    That's a Plusle, you doof.

  71. Shadow Link on March 2nd, 2009 2:40 pm

    Cute, funny, and VAGUELY AROUSING all at the same time. Congrats to the author. :P

  72. qqqqqqq on March 3rd, 2009 3:04 am

    eeeeeeeuuuuuuuurrrrrrmmm….noo it was shawn handyside

  73. velda on March 3rd, 2009 3:09 am

    i agree with you agreeing with his agreement, but i disagree with his agreement.

  74. JST on March 4th, 2009 8:10 pm

    Win

  75. yea... on March 5th, 2009 12:34 am

    well if i was a pokemon that would be kick ass if i were that plusle, but since i am a human, thats kind of disturbing sounding XD

  76. CAN’T LET YOU SCREW THAT! : Halolz on March 4th, 2009 9:18 pm

    [...] seeing Animal Magnetism, Piclemaniscool couldn’t help putting this Wolf joke together! CAN’T LET YOU SCREW [...]

  77. Alphalance on March 5th, 2009 6:36 pm

    Then it's just sex

  78. Zach The Maniac on March 5th, 2009 6:38 pm

    ~ends tree by hitting the next person to agree with a baseball bat~
    -ZTM

  79. Alphalance on March 5th, 2009 6:39 pm

    Ditto's a pimp

  80. Exploderizer on March 7th, 2009 1:00 am

    Are you kidding?
    The Lesbian mudkips made it here, didn't they?

  81. Exploderizer on March 7th, 2009 1:00 am

    AGREED!

  82. DeathJam on March 8th, 2009 3:21 am

    Hilarious? It more or less scared me when i saw that bit, it's kinda like marmite, you either love it or hate it.

    Though i'd most probably be the one who spits out the marmite then takes another dollop, since i went back to the video later anyway to watch it right through XD

  83. DarkSpeedZero on March 10th, 2009 1:34 am

    CANNOT SCREW.
    INVALID MAGNETISM CODE.
    SYSTEM ABORT.

  84. Haywire on March 15th, 2009 6:19 pm

    So gross, yet so cute…

  85. Aruan on March 26th, 2009 7:33 am

    no, it was alex. see in the description where is says Submitted by Alex Kingsolver? thats him

  86. Jykcor on March 31st, 2009 1:03 am

    eh, it's k. 3/5

  87. Pate_Tico on April 8th, 2009 6:07 am

    Disturbing comment was FUCKING DISTURBING 0-O"

  88. Pate_Tico on April 8th, 2009 6:09 am

    But fucking awesome still :D

  89. Pate_Tico on April 8th, 2009 6:11 am

    WAHT!?! 3 out of 5?! Are you friggen nu-
    *SHOOPS*

  90. Pate_Tico on April 8th, 2009 5:45 am

    I agree with you agreeing to his agreement which doesn't agree with the other guys agreement which agree to not agreeing to an EPIC FAI-
    *faints…then explodes*

  91. frencho on April 16th, 2009 7:30 pm

    bricks were shat tring to understand the other posts.

  92. frencho on April 16th, 2009 7:30 pm

    i agree with myself.

  93. Leevizer on April 17th, 2009 12:04 pm

    Fail… i do not find buttsecks funny. or magnetised blocks.
    1/5.

  94. Stripes on April 23rd, 2009 10:19 pm

    Yes it is on NG

  95. cantletudothat on June 3rd, 2009 5:41 am

    lol pimpchu

  96. Licky on July 28th, 2009 1:49 am

    wow, that`s gonna hurt, i mean it`s gonna leave mark and that`s something hentai, or what it is?
    i don`t know because what i see its not something everybody can see that`s what i think but is have the fun side, like poor plusle

  97. Dnaloiram on August 29th, 2009 2:04 am

    Descriptive comment was descriptive.

  98. Dnaloiram on August 29th, 2009 2:05 am

    I agree with something

  99. ned on October 1st, 2009 9:56 am

    what a lucky lady

  100. IndianCHAN on October 4th, 2009 2:08 am

    So much fucked up in this comic…

  101. DeathJam on October 10th, 2009 9:48 pm

    Why is there no comments on this? I wanted to see all the drama again T_T

  102. SGFAZ on October 16th, 2009 7:12 pm

    How do these creatures stay alive? They can't breed because of Magnetism.
    Do they do inter-species breeding and hope to god they don't get freak children?

  103. Meatsim9 on March 23rd, 2010 2:19 am

    Question: The Red female has curly hair, but the first "female", the blue one, has hair similar to the males. I am not the only to notice this, right?

  104. taildollcreator on May 22nd, 2010 3:35 am

    girls & boys can have the same haircut you sick jack @$$

    also -1troll… right here…ba…by

  105. ShadowDuck on July 16th, 2010 8:09 pm

    Is this at the daycare?

  106. Spartan_Laser on October 5th, 2010 11:10 pm

    poor fella

  107. WinfailKipz on October 7th, 2010 7:04 pm

    I have a bad feeling wolf is responsable……..

  108. Spartan_Laser on November 3rd, 2010 11:09 pm

    science can be so cruel sometimes

  109. Toastedklick on December 10th, 2010 1:56 am

    They are like magnets, + can't go with +, but + can go with -- in other words. Plusle can go with Minum. But Plusle cant go with another Plusle. And the weird about pokémon is that thet can breed with other pokémon as long as they have the same egg group and still won't mutate, The Pokémon that comes from the egg naturally becomes the Pokémon the female were.

  110. mudkipsrule on July 28th, 2011 6:53 am

    yeah, this is fucking awesome

  111. AManWithACloak on August 2nd, 2011 3:11 pm

    EMCB.
    Electro Magnetic Cock Block

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