
There’s nothing worse than finding the perfect woman, and then discovering she’s not the right magnetic polarity! Especially when it destroys your wang!
Submitted by Alex Kingsolver
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Categories: Adult Situations, Artistic, Depressing, Failure, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Pokémon, Science/Math, Sequential Art, The Great Outdoors, True Love · Leave a comment (111 Comments) |
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(531 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)






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OHHHH it's to do with polarity.
Good then, but I can't keep up with these latest little fuckers…
(No pun intended *cringe*)
this comic is hilarious no matter what time of year it was posted but i cant help but think that it was meant to be done on valentines day and missed the deadline?
…were able to show animal butt sex on halolz?
ROFLMAO
That was 'sexcellent'
Poor little baby Pikachu thing
Wait yeah, teh pokemon buttsecks, what's with that!?
Is nawt buttsecks stewpids
Old as the hills…
Funny as f**k!
Old as the hills…
Funny as f**k!
5/5d
Old as the hills…
Funny as f**k!
5/5'd
I… I can't look away. CURSE THE ADORABLE BUTTSECKS! CURSE IT!
…I need a cold shower.
Faptastic!
This is actually really old, I saw it like two years ago.
That was wrong on so many levels… and yet I laughed hysterically!
MY EEEYEEESSSS!!!
This is very disturbing…
*washes eyes with concentrated hydrofluoric acid*
Halolz has reached a new low.
And yet it is still hilarious.
I would be all "OMG pokesex!" but it's too cute an funny XD
5/5
It's better than the spore pennises. And also, it's funny, no prOn intended
Um… is there a rating for "slightly disturbed"?
I would hate to have my wang broken by the laws of physics…
DANG YOU SCIENCE!
Wow, bestiality (and Rule 34) has come to halolz in full force…
After thinking that, I realized my first reaction had the same suggestivity of the image so I can't really say I'm not as bad as the artist. Atleast its not a Wolf week
A not-wolf week? Can't let you view that, TAOS!
Also…
Can't let you screw that, Plusle!
It is impossible for me to disapprove of a joke when SCIENCE is involved.
Also sex jokes.
Sex jokes are teh funnai!
Hahaha
Magnetic cock block!
lolz… science at it's best… that plusle is probably thinking "DAMN YOU SCIENCE!!!!!!!"
Fail.
old as fuck, still laughing my ass off. mah gf thought it was sad tho, poor little plusly she said.
Isn't this an animation on NG?
Of course, the other downside of this is when two opposite pokemon don't want to, …
Saw this one coming from a mile away…
But still was so hilarious!
Great now I've to fap: THANKS SHAWN. Poor broken penis =(. Broken 'wangs' for the lose.
Can't let you fuck that!
so Pikachu can have buttsecks with both polarities then? does that like make him magnetically bisexual?
Sir, you won an Internet, choose its polarity
im the one who posted this BEEEOOOOTCH
I guess pickachu's get the best end of that deal…can do it with minuns, plusles, and pickachus(and evolution forms)
Man if I had a nickel for every time it happen to me…I would still have nothing.
Yes, but it looks like this comic came first.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/465983
Wait, is it bestiality when it's between animals?
how the heck did this make it onto Halolz? o.O I saw this before on agnph (NSFW), which is a more appropriate place for this sort of thing :P it's still pretty funny
the reds are plusle, blue minun
i agree
no, ditto gets it best, it can get the best end of any deal, exept legendarys, they dont do nothing
…ouch…
no such thing as a "low" on the internet, its more of a pit…or a series of tubes
*old Geezer time*
What in the hell do you mean old pokemon, back in my day i remember there was a 150 and then 151 which blew my fucking mind. Now everytime I shuffle by an EB store… shit sorry "GameStop" I practically shit my god damn Depends. I guess i have been out of it for years because they don't take my N64 games no more and when I asked for a version of Blue they handed me some damn version of pokemon called Plutonium… I miss my wife
MORE OF THAT'S MY DYING GRANDPA AFTER THIS!!
Thank you guys, i came on this website in school, and now 2 of my friends think i'm into pokeporn >_<
Anyway, pic is old as fuck, still funny as fuck, and hell, Jkrswild, if that happened, i don't actually know if i'd shit myself or explode from sheer awesome-ness XD
5/5
P.S I was expecting moar drama T_T you guy's dissapoint me…
LMAO…dude, I am temped to do it myself and see if it makes it on here. And, hey…there's nothing wrong with a little pokeporn now and then XD
XD Sounds like a plan to me, fuck the community up even more. I would do it myself but then everyone would wonder what in the name of god i'm going.
And the 2nd bit "there's nothing wrong with a little pokeporn now and then" uhh… i'm not gonna answer that, for the sake of not getting troll-bashed. (by not answering, there's your answer)
Dude….lesbian mudkips…charizard buttseck….and now this?…Sooner or later there's gonna be a pic up here that has pokemons with huge tits or doing something much more "vivid" than this….and there will no one to blame but us for it. Still, im not complaining *drools*
LOL….just having fun about the pokeporn thing man…but i still might try it though
COCK BLOCK!
Anyone who thinks this is disturbing should go see $up@h nin10doh on newgrounds
At least I think thats how it's spelled
Actually, i think he's thinking "OMG MY DICK JUST GOT SHOVED INTO MY BODY AND BROKE"
$00pah NiN10Doh!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/476976
Fucking awesome, and at times fucking disturbing.
Win
no its bestiality if its human and animals
there is actually a video called soopah nintendoh *im spelling it wrong but it is on newgrounds and youtube* and theres this one part called pokemon snap tripple x that shows all these female pokemon that take off their clothes sometimes, its weird by seeing this comment makes me think youd like something like that
Actually, my buddy sent me the vid and i thought it was hilarious. But, I was having fun with the comment i made about this. I am though gonna try to find an "adult situations" pic to submit but only for the humor of it.
I think everyones seen it… sorry, but your kinda late.
this was on newgrounds as a video
MAGNETISM: apparently the only cock block stronger than wolf ._.
lol plussle got pwnt
I still can't believe its a trap
I agree to your agreement.
When was it ever good?
I totally didn't need to see that…
*eats face*
o_O
Does this mean the Minum and the Plusle are stuck together?
Can't let you pick that damp crotch!
My reaction to this vid:
First minute: AHAHAH! So random!
Second minute: Ow my ears!
third minute: Rofl fox…Wait what is this guy going to do?
fourth minute: *Shell shock*…Well. At least that over with
ninth or so minute: Oh. Pornographer again… Wait. What are they doi-O.O
That's a Plusle, you doof.
Cute, funny, and VAGUELY AROUSING all at the same time. Congrats to the author. :P
eeeeeeeuuuuuuuurrrrrrmmm….noo it was shawn handyside
i agree with you agreeing with his agreement, but i disagree with his agreement.
Win
well if i was a pokemon that would be kick ass if i were that plusle, but since i am a human, thats kind of disturbing sounding XD
[...] seeing Animal Magnetism, Piclemaniscool couldn’t help putting this Wolf joke together! CAN’T LET YOU SCREW [...]
Then it's just sex
~ends tree by hitting the next person to agree with a baseball bat~
-ZTM
Ditto's a pimp
Are you kidding?
The Lesbian mudkips made it here, didn't they?
AGREED!
Hilarious? It more or less scared me when i saw that bit, it's kinda like marmite, you either love it or hate it.
Though i'd most probably be the one who spits out the marmite then takes another dollop, since i went back to the video later anyway to watch it right through XD
CANNOT SCREW.
INVALID MAGNETISM CODE.
SYSTEM ABORT.
So gross, yet so cute…
no, it was alex. see in the description where is says Submitted by Alex Kingsolver? thats him
eh, it's k. 3/5
Disturbing comment was FUCKING DISTURBING 0-O"
But fucking awesome still :D
WAHT!?! 3 out of 5?! Are you friggen nu-
*SHOOPS*
I agree with you agreeing to his agreement which doesn't agree with the other guys agreement which agree to not agreeing to an EPIC FAI-
*faints…then explodes*
bricks were shat tring to understand the other posts.
i agree with myself.
Fail… i do not find buttsecks funny. or magnetised blocks.
1/5.
Yes it is on NG
lol pimpchu
wow, that`s gonna hurt, i mean it`s gonna leave mark and that`s something hentai, or what it is?
i don`t know because what i see its not something everybody can see that`s what i think but is have the fun side, like poor plusle
Descriptive comment was descriptive.
I agree with something
what a lucky lady
So much fucked up in this comic…
Why is there no comments on this? I wanted to see all the drama again T_T
How do these creatures stay alive? They can't breed because of Magnetism.
Do they do inter-species breeding and hope to god they don't get freak children?
Question: The Red female has curly hair, but the first "female", the blue one, has hair similar to the males. I am not the only to notice this, right?
girls & boys can have the same haircut you sick jack @$$
also -1troll… right here…ba…by
Is this at the daycare?
poor fella
I have a bad feeling wolf is responsable……..
science can be so cruel sometimes
They are like magnets, + can't go with +, but + can go with -- in other words. Plusle can go with Minum. But Plusle cant go with another Plusle. And the weird about pokémon is that thet can breed with other pokémon as long as they have the same egg group and still won't mutate, The Pokémon that comes from the egg naturally becomes the Pokémon the female were.
yeah, this is fucking awesome
EMCB.
Electro Magnetic Cock Block