Wait… the cake WASN’T a lie? Damn! I hate missing parties!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 19, 2009 · 6:44 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (303 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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Depressing, Paranoia, Party Time, PC, Playstation, Portal, Things Are Heating Up, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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61 Responses to “Wait… the cake WASN’T a lie?”

  1. JohnnyCBad on February 19th, 2009 12:55 pm

    DAMN! No Way!

  2. shadowray7 on February 19th, 2009 1:02 pm

    …okay… but what was the whole laying down on my belly part for?

  3. Kowl Slaw on February 19th, 2009 1:07 pm

    Dammit! It looked so delicious and moist *sob*

    I want that cake!

  4. AuraMaster on February 19th, 2009 1:07 pm

    Chell should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

  5. Battlin on February 19th, 2009 1:09 pm

    God…now I feel like a jerk for blowing up glaDos….and … and… companion cube might have been there…dear sweet companion cube, would he have forgiven me….

  6. yggdrasil325 on February 19th, 2009 1:27 pm

    They were going to give you a massage while you ate your cake!

  7. Taiho on February 19th, 2009 1:42 pm

    Wait, does this mean the part I tossed in the fire really did make shoes for orphans?

  8. MasqueNoMercy on February 19th, 2009 3:04 pm

    to be honest… that party kinda sucks… if my "congratulations for surviving" party consisted of cake, 3 people, 3 presents and a cart… i would want to kill the person who planned it as well

  9. Shadow Link on February 19th, 2009 4:40 pm

    Remember they're just there to pick you up. ;D

  10. SlicVic on February 19th, 2009 5:20 pm

    I still don't trust them and that cake. Don't you know what's in there?!?!

  11. MasqueNoMercy on February 19th, 2009 5:46 pm


  12. Wintermute2501 on February 19th, 2009 6:25 pm

    The companion cube.

  13. Shieldman on February 19th, 2009 6:59 pm

    When I played Portal the first time, I waited so long because I really thought someone was going to pick me up XD

  14. DOOD! on February 19th, 2009 7:12 pm

    ….. There's sediment shaped sediment
    Cranial injectors
    Fish shaped solid waste, dirt and candies
    3 tablespoons rhubarb on fire…
    ….. I'm with you on this one dude!

  15. WolvenGlory on February 19th, 2009 8:26 pm

    Not funny to anyone who hasn't played the game. 1/5

  16. Alphalance on February 19th, 2009 8:57 pm

    I tryed crouching over and over to see if i could lie down

  17. Alphalance on February 19th, 2009 8:58 pm

    This pic is made of so much epic win!!!
    I especially love the guy looking over the rail like "you think she jumped?"

  18. Teradohn on February 19th, 2009 9:14 pm

    So THAT'S how you get the Partygoer achievement…

  19. Gar on February 19th, 2009 9:29 pm

    Soo ironic

  20. Sandbag on February 19th, 2009 9:32 pm

    "Well we may as well eat the damn thing!"

  21. Sinister Minister on February 19th, 2009 9:45 pm

    …okay, terrible reason for a bad rating aside, what would your rating be for someone who has played the game?

  22. TurboPanda on February 19th, 2009 11:35 pm

    so which one cut my cake D:<

  23. Nick Soapdish on February 20th, 2009 12:19 am

    Love the guy scratching his head. Very clever pic.
    Doc Ock Rokc you have outdone yourself.

  24. KingofRetards on February 20th, 2009 12:48 am

    Sadly, I must admit… I don't get this… Stupid dumb PC that doesn't have enough ram to play Portal.

  25. BlueChameleon on February 20th, 2009 1:04 am

    Good posing, good map, good joke! 5/5

  26. Sgtjawa on February 20th, 2009 1:31 am

    I bet they let you ride in the cart!

  27. Teradohn on February 20th, 2009 1:42 am

    Then get a better one that does. Your computer obviously hates you. >.<

  28. MrRaccoon on February 20th, 2009 2:42 am

    But… but… I wanted cake D:

  29. Gene on February 20th, 2009 2:50 am

    I knew I should have listened to glados D:

  30. Vabolo on February 19th, 2009 9:59 pm

    Does this also mean the turrets really just wanted to know where I was so they could give me invites?

  31. FrEEz on February 20th, 2009 3:00 am

    Yeah that's what this submission is missing. a companion cube next to the cake :P

  32. FrEEz on February 20th, 2009 3:02 am

    if they were picking you up then why did they bring the whole cake :O? Well you (or she) already killed the person who planned it, so :/

  33. FrEEz on February 20th, 2009 3:03 am

    Dude you should play the game. It's only like 2-3 hours long anyway. Don't rate 1/5 simply because you haven't played the game. Any submission could be rated 1/5 if the person hasn't played the game/know the object/character/meme that is being referred to. Just don't rate.

  34. FrEEz on February 20th, 2009 3:04 am

    Which explained why they shot on sight?

  35. FrEEz on February 20th, 2009 3:11 am

    This is what happens when a genius (or rather someone who plays too much videogames/portal and has a bunch of free time -- to play too much videogames/portal) and g-mod collide. Very clever, i liked how you manipulated one guy to scratch his head :P

  36. Doc ock rokc on February 20th, 2009 4:35 am

    Thank you! I have always wanted to make something like this till i got to the spot but i didn't because i couldn't find anything "aperture" worthy
    My one regret is i didn't add companion cube!

  37. Doc ock rokc on February 20th, 2009 4:37 am

    If you havent played the game you are grounded till you do!
    NO CSS
    NO TF2
    NO HL2
    when ever you post something i dont know i dont rate just so you know

  38. Paiv on February 20th, 2009 4:50 am

    Cake Ingredients According to Youtube:
    one 18.25 ounce chocolate cake mix
    one can prepared coconut pecan frosting
    3/4 cup vegetable oil
    4 large eggs
    one cup semi-sweet chocolate chips
    3/4 cup butter or margarine
    1 2/3 cup granulated sugar
    2 cups all purpose flower
    don't forget garnishes such as:
    fish shaped crackers
    fish shaped candies
    fish shaped solid waste
    fish shaped dirt
    fish shaped Ethel benzine
    pull n' peel licorice
    fish shaped volatile organic compounds
    and sediment shaped sediment
    candy coated peanut butter pieces; shaped like fish
    one cup lemon juice
    alpha resins
    unsaturated polyester resin
    fiberglass surface resins
    volatile malted milk impoundments
    9 large egg yokes
    12 medium geosynthetic membranes
    one cup granulated sugar
    an entry called: "How To Kill Someone With Your Bare-Hands"
    2 cups rhubarb; sliced
    2/3 granulated rhubarb
    1 Tbsp all-purpose rhubarb
    1 tsp grated orange rhubarb
    3 Tbsp rhubarb; on fire
    1 Large rhubarb
    1 cross Bohr hole electromagnetic imaging rhubarb
    2 Tbsp rhubarb juice
    adjustable aluminum head positioned
    slaughter electric needle injector
    cordless electric needle injector
    injector needle driver
    injector needle gun
    cranial caps
    and it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and oder control chemical's that will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue.


  39. Rayza on February 20th, 2009 4:54 am

    Nice list.

  40. KingofRetards on February 20th, 2009 5:12 am

    It tried to kill me in my sleep. o.0
    Lucky, it's a laptop so I tore it's battery out.

  41. Hamstadini on February 20th, 2009 7:16 am

    There's some youtube walkthroughs. I'm lazy, so I just watched that instead of playing the game.

    Here's the one I watched:


  42. MrRaccoon on February 20th, 2009 2:11 pm

    Yummy! :D

  43. The Ginger on February 20th, 2009 9:20 pm

    but…but…but i waited for them :( where were they!?

  44. Vabolo on February 21st, 2009 2:04 am

    *Very* painful invites.

  45. Ixu on February 21st, 2009 3:24 am

    loads of your stuff is awesome, and yes :( no companion cube *cry*

  46. Ixu on February 21st, 2009 3:25 am

    what you use REAL ingreidants for cake? computers need cake too! XD

  47. Hejiru on February 21st, 2009 1:57 pm

    *assumes the party submission position*

  48. Exploderizer on February 21st, 2009 9:01 pm

    Possible side effects include, but are not limited to:
    Explosive diahrrea, super erections, low rebates, low credit scores, bad home resale price, implosive diahrrea, death, bad eyesight, tiny scratches, erectile dysfunction, super cancer, HIV, AIDS, lactose intolerance, uncontrollable gas, smelling like fish, fish, ROFL, epilepsy, glowing, adhesive skin, growing scales, sterility, baldness, Britney Spears, fish, earthquakes, getting shot, uncontrollable urge to plow every old lady you see, tsunamis, George Bush, stupidity, bad economy, 60% off, fish, extreme AIDS, Hantavirus, smallpox, the bubonic plague, Simon Cowell, bad sitcom theme songs, expensive TV repairs, Dane Cook, and did I mention fish?

  49. Eight_Ball on February 22nd, 2009 6:20 am

    Ah but did you assume the correct one?

  50. DaN45623 on March 29th, 2009 5:58 am

    needs a batman noise that happens whenevever they go to the meanwhile thing, other then that this is pure win

  51. Paiv on April 26th, 2009 8:43 pm

    HAhahahahahahahhahaaha win reply.

  52. DAMN on April 28th, 2009 2:34 pm


  53. KingofRetards on April 29th, 2009 1:06 am

    Your about 8 weeks late, but thanks anyway :P

  54. Bonkers455 on April 28th, 2009 10:16 pm

    my desktop tred to kill me aswell, I tryed to take ou the battery and sadly here was none.

  55. Paiv on April 29th, 2009 2:49 am

    Umm….ungrateful mother fu-FALCON PAWWNCH!

  56. KingofRetards on April 30th, 2009 1:21 am


  57. Heavy on April 30th, 2009 2:28 am


  58. lol on August 5th, 2009 11:42 am

    No! The promise of cake was a lie, the cake itself, is real

  59. Daifuku on August 7th, 2009 2:46 pm

    late post is late but god DAMMIT this is funny. i actually cried i laughed so hard XD!!! definite +1 for ya!!!

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  61. vash_ts on November 26th, 2012 7:37 am

    5 mm personalized copper and lead invites.
    if you had a high speed camera, you could see that each bullet fired at you had your name, Adress, time and place of party and a smiley face.

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