Guitar Hero Text Adventure

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 20, 2009 · 8:38 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (321 votes, average: 4.52 out of 5)
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Activision, Bad Ideas, Cray-Z Crossovers, Guitar Hero/Rock Band, PC, Retro, Rockin' Out

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45 Responses to “Guitar Hero Text Adventure”

  1. Burnt Eyes on January 21st, 2009 2:04 am


  2. KingofRetards on January 21st, 2009 2:15 am

    Those where the good times…

  3. WolvenGlory on January 21st, 2009 2:15 am

    Since I'm not in a good mood and there is no pink button, I'm gonna vote 2. Good idea though.

  4. Jake_the_Tank on January 21st, 2009 2:32 am



  5. SlicVic on January 21st, 2009 2:43 am

    I lol'd heartily at this one.

  6. Lekonua on January 21st, 2009 2:47 am

    This is made twice as awesome by the sheer coincidence that I just downloaded Zork yesterday. Got as far as having 90% of my inventory eaten by a troll.

  7. Nick Soapdish on January 21st, 2009 3:25 am

    > Play drum solo


  8. Evitron on January 21st, 2009 3:26 am

    I like how at the bottom it said 'You see a blue circle' >'Press red button'.


  9. Glitch on January 21st, 2009 3:49 am

    The player keeps forgeting to strum the white bar.

  10. AuraMaster on January 21st, 2009 4:08 am

    Evitron beat me to it. We can already guess he won't be getting very many combos on this one.

  11. MexicanJuice on January 21st, 2009 4:19 am

    Anyone played Street Fighter Text Version? I started a match a week ago, and by my estimate it'll be over tomorrow.

  12. MasqueNoMercy on January 21st, 2009 5:38 am

    anyone else ever own a computer where these were the only games… and colors… available?

  13. heygaisILOAL on January 21st, 2009 8:05 am

    Exits are north, south and Dennis.

  14. frencho on January 21st, 2009 12:19 pm

    did someone notice at the bottom?
    -you see a blue button
    >press red button

  15. killercartoons on January 21st, 2009 2:10 pm

    It was a good game, but I could never type my commands fast enough!

    You see a Red Circle, a Blue Circle, and a Yellow Star
    >Press ERd Circle,Blue Circle, amd Yellw Star!

  16. Paulrus on January 21st, 2009 7:45 pm

    You can't get ye star power.

  17. DOOD! on January 21st, 2009 9:45 pm

    Unlocked new song:
    Dragonforce, Through the Fire and the Flames
    You see a red circle
    press re-
    you see a blue circle
    you see a yellow circle
    you see a red circle

    You fail!

  18. Chris on January 21st, 2009 10:22 pm

    > Pointlessly press all the buttons before the song starts

    Seriously, why does everybody do that? :P

  19. BlueChameleon on January 22nd, 2009 12:34 am

    >Try to impress GF

  20. Taiho on January 22nd, 2009 1:55 am

    GF is not in your inventory.

  21. Arkhon on January 22nd, 2009 12:26 pm

    You should see green, red, yellow, blue, and orange buttons.

  22. Trogador on January 23rd, 2009 1:00 am

    >Try playing Through Fire and Flames now, bitch!

  23. KingofRetards on January 23rd, 2009 2:34 am

    >Play Trogador.
    You have been burninated.

  24. Sinister Minister on January 23rd, 2009 3:01 am

    I know this song called Trogdor, but not a song called Trogador that you speak of….nah, i'm just messin' with ya.

  25. orreso on January 24th, 2009 3:50 am

    >play Through the Fire and Flames
    Thine fingers burn with the white-hot intesity of a thousand suns

    You Have Failed the Song, Try Another Song?

    >play Raining Blood
    pointless solo crits you for infinity

    You Have Failed the Song, Try Another Song?

  26. GAT on March 22nd, 2009 1:40 pm

    it's lupus

  27. PShap on March 23rd, 2009 7:52 pm

    it's never lupus

  28. anon on March 24th, 2009 3:13 am

    It's never lupus.

  29. Lol on April 15th, 2009 5:43 pm

    The most funny thing is the ending "You see a blue circle." "Press red button."

  30. santy22 on September 1st, 2009 5:07 pm

    you see a red circle
    -press red button
    you see LIGHTNINGS and some BLUE LIGHTS
    -tilt guitar up
    you activate STAR POWER.
    you see a BLUE circle
    -press blue button
    you miss. probably because in STAR POWER, everything is turned BLUE, and the cirle was in the green fretline
    you FAIL. try again/another song/quit

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