CRITICAL HITS - Some are more devastating than others.

Goddamn crit rockets!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 8, 2009 · 12:38 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (180 votes, average: 4.21 out of 5)
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Explosives, Heavy Weapons, Lucky Day, Massive Damage, Motivational, Overkill, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Things Are Heating Up, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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26 Responses to “CRITICAL HITS”

  1. Zink120 on January 8th, 2009 5:52 am

    I like this. Nothing amazing or new, but quite well done. 4/5
    Lol, tagged 'under things are heating up'! :D

  2. missingno on January 8th, 2009 6:22 am

    OT — Is it just me or is the random submission link (

  3. Alpha on January 8th, 2009 6:48 am

    Now THAT is a Motivational Poster.

  4. Hirofox on January 8th, 2009 7:27 am

    Not all Critical Hits are created equal.

    Though, you have to admit, nothing is more satisfying than reflecting a crit rocket right back at the bewildered Soldier who fired it. Almost as fun as grenadeflying with the Demoman…

  5. Hirofox on January 8th, 2009 7:30 am

    Also, I think "Crit Rockets: FUCK YEAH!!" would be an appropriate alternate caption.

  6. Exploderizer on January 8th, 2009 8:16 am

    This instantly fails.
    1: It's a bad photoshop
    B: The motivational poster is not needed
    Forty Nine: It's just not funny

  7. Exploderizer on January 8th, 2009 8:18 am

    "Wild city has fainted!"
    Trainer America is out of PokeBombs!
    *play Dr. Evil theme song*

  8. Exploderizer on January 8th, 2009 8:18 am

    "Wild city has fainted!"
    Trainer America is out of PokeBombs!
    Pyro won $48!

  9. Hirofox on January 8th, 2009 8:24 am

    While it is a bad Photoshop job and I agree the motivational bit wasn't needed, how is it not funny?

    A critical rocket is like the "nuke" of TF2. It pretty much guarantees an instant kill against anyone except perhaps an ubered Heavy with two or three Medics healing him at once.

  10. Jkrswild on January 8th, 2009 8:37 am

    hehehehe…..Jkrswild likes big boom

  11. Rogan on January 8th, 2009 10:06 am

    soldier uses crit rocket…..ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE

  12. Thatfagoverthar on January 8th, 2009 10:09 am


  13. JEFF DUNHAM on January 8th, 2009 10:43 am

    Oldy modly

  14. Burnt Eyes on January 8th, 2009 11:14 am

    BOOM head shot!

  15. Paul d'Arbonne on January 8th, 2009 11:38 am

    Now if only more games would do this.

  16. G1drake on January 8th, 2009 1:57 pm

    and thats critical

  17. Vabolo on January 9th, 2009 1:22 am

    I love rocket lawn chairs.

  18. Purplemon739 on January 9th, 2009 2:24 am


  19. Jake23 on January 9th, 2009 3:10 am

    We all Know They are a step up from Rocket Stools

  20. g1drake on January 9th, 2009 12:17 pm

    play jak3 and you got your portable nuke gun

  21. AuraMaster on January 10th, 2009 5:59 am

    And that is exactly how we blew Hiroshima to bits.

  22. dekuskrub1 on January 11th, 2009 1:30 am

    the allies had nothing to do with hiroshima
    it was all red team

  23. KurisuMurei on January 13th, 2009 4:15 am

    I'd say that this Soldier likes the smell of Napalm in the morning, as it smells like Victory.

  24. clockworkmonkey on January 17th, 2009 12:12 am

    Soldier is such a crit-whore. I mean, honestly. This happens every five minutes

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