The gingerbread is a lie!

Screw houses… gingerbread was meant for companion cubes!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 7, 2009 · 8:51 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (408 votes, average: 4.58 out of 5)
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No Caption Needed, Portal, Tasty Treats, Too Much Free Time, Valve Software

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73 Responses to “The gingerbread is a lie!”

  1. Sarth on January 7th, 2009 1:59 am

    Dammit dude, now I'm hungry :(

  2. Kowl Slaw on January 7th, 2009 2:02 am

    me want

  3. smashpro1 on January 7th, 2009 2:03 am

    Man, that picture is fucking old. Still, win cake wins

  4. MasqueNoMercy on January 7th, 2009 2:54 am

    i wouldn't have the heart to cut a piece of the companion cube off and eat it… i love that guy…

  5. yggdrasil325 on January 7th, 2009 3:15 am

    That wasn't an incinerator you put the cube into. It was an oven. It baked you a companion gingerbread cube! Unfortunately, the portal mechanisms malfunctioned. Good news, though -- you have two companion gingerbreads now!

  6. Vabolo on January 7th, 2009 3:16 am

    That person did make a gingerbread GLaDOS, but he burnt it. : P

  7. NemesiZ on January 7th, 2009 3:27 am

    T H I S I S A W E S O M E ! ! !

  8. Zeromaxx on January 7th, 2009 3:38 am

    the picture is quite awesome but the title is total fail…

  9. Onishii on January 7th, 2009 4:00 am

    I love you Companion Cube <3

    This is totally epic :D

  10. Onishii on January 7th, 2009 4:00 am

    I love you Companion Cube <3

    This is totally epic :D

  11. MonkeymanIII on January 7th, 2009 4:26 am

    Bending space-time can be delicious too

  12. AquaLink on January 7th, 2009 4:41 am

    holy crap this is amazing

  13. JayDee on January 7th, 2009 5:32 am

    I detect awesomeness.

  14. Zink120 on January 7th, 2009 6:09 am

    DO WANT!
    I love the way they even made the cube halfway between two portals! And even made edible hazard signs!!! There's some serious talent in that kitchen! 5'd :)

  15. WolvenGlory on January 7th, 2009 8:08 am

    I can only give this a 3/5, since there's no humor.

  16. Vabolo on January 7th, 2009 8:12 am

    Sadly, his gingerbread GLaDOS was burnt.

  17. Rikumelenium on January 7th, 2009 9:28 am

    i wouldnt eat that, i would put it in a glass box and lock the box so no one else eats it and keep it in my room >:o

  18. Red on January 7th, 2009 9:41 am

    Call me Professor Oak, because I just came.

  19. Evitron on January 7th, 2009 9:42 am

    Holy shit this is awesome.

  20. RVG_Ravage on January 7th, 2009 10:40 am

    Hey Cuuuube…

    You look so tasty I could eat you up aliiiive. :D

  21. ManiacalZManiac on January 7th, 2009 10:50 am

    Who the FUCK didn't rate this five stars?! It doesn't HAVE to be funny. It can be just made of pure awesome… ^_^

  22. Nick Soapdish on January 7th, 2009 10:53 am

    This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success.

  23. Exploderizer on January 8th, 2009 1:06 am

    On a completely unrelated note:
    Happy January 7!
    Sorry, just felt like spreading the joy.

  24. Jake_the_Tank on January 8th, 2009 1:28 am

    It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

  25. frencho on January 8th, 2009 3:12 am

    i love this.even when i hate the companion cube.5/5

  26. Daifuku on January 8th, 2009 4:00 am

    i hope no one actually eats that. they may experience emancipation of dental filings XD either that or blow up from sheer win

  27. Jake_the_Tank on January 8th, 2009 5:40 am

    I'm not even angry.
    I'm being so sincere right now.
    Even though you broke my heart.
    And killed me.

  28. grangerstranger on January 8th, 2009 6:12 am

    and torn into pieces
    and threw every piece into a fire
    as they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

  29. Apathy on January 8th, 2009 7:35 am

    This is quite possibly the most awesome thing in the history of awesome things. And for God's sake, if you or anyone else you knows eats that, I WILL KILL YOU.

  30. Pietacular on January 8th, 2009 7:36 am

    And we're out of beta, we're releasing on time.

  31. Jkrswild on January 8th, 2009 8:35 am

    I dont care how mush free time you have, this was stil awsome and amazing. Fuck 5/5 give it a striaght 10!!

  32. Mike on January 8th, 2009 9:32 am

    I dub thee… awesome.

  33. Red on January 8th, 2009 11:25 am

    For the people who are still alive.

  34. Exploderizer on January 8th, 2009 11:35 am

    go ahead and leave me
    I think I prefer to stay inside
    maybe you'll find someone else to help you
    maybe black mesa
    that was a joke, haha, fat chance
    anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
    look at me still talking, when there's science to do
    when I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you
    I've experiments to run, there is research to be done
    on the people who are still alive

  35. Exploderizer on January 8th, 2009 11:38 am

    Go ahead and leave me.
    I think I prefer to stay inside.
    Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
    Maybe black mesa.
    That was a joke,
    Fat chance .

  36. BlueChameleon on January 8th, 2009 12:03 pm

    You must incinerate your faithful Conpainion Cube!
    250C, 3 hours.

  37. Pietacular on January 8th, 2009 7:50 pm

    Anyway this cake is great
    It's so delicious and moist.

  38. Vabolo on January 9th, 2009 1:19 am

    I've experiments to run,
    There is research to be done
    On the people who are
    Still alive.

  39. awsome possum on January 9th, 2009 5:22 am

    im not a fan of the companion cube… or any of the games… but i admit anyone who was able to make that has to have a crap load of skills. plus, its cool even if i dont like the game, and it bumped "Send Link" from first. i effing hate that one. so… 4.5/5.

  40. Keile on January 9th, 2009 12:39 pm

    Look at me still talking when there's science to do
    when i look out there
    it makes me glad I'm not you

  41. MG Fu on January 11th, 2009 1:22 am

    It's a bit out of proportion..?

  42. Crimshaid619 on January 12th, 2009 6:41 am

    Your Aperture Science weighted companion cube will never lie to you or try to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak. It also makes for a nutritious snack if you should give up on this challenge and begin to submit to starvation.

  43. Gamegeneral on January 28th, 2009 2:17 am

    Fine, I will.

  44. Eliteox on November 3rd, 2010 9:28 pm


  45. Uzumakiclan43 on January 30th, 2011 5:05 pm

    Why do I think of the Unown blocks from the third Pokemon movie when I see the warning label cookies?

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