Bringing new meaning to Headshot

Doc Ock Rokc struck his weak point for massive damage!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 6, 2009 · 3:43 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (140 votes, average: 3.56 out of 5)
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Balls of Steel, Head Shot, Heavy Weapons, Lucky Day, PC, Playstation, Team Fortress 2, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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34 Responses to “Bringing new meaning to Headshot”

  1. g1drake on January 6th, 2009 4:53 am

    ok ok Heavy got over 9000 damage

  2. WolvenGlory on January 6th, 2009 4:57 am

    "Bringing new meaning to headshot"
    Yet it looks like someone is aiming "down there"…
    This makes no sense. The term "Headshot" is for when shooting someone in the head, not "down there".
    What I'm saying is, the caption fails.

  3. Tony on January 6th, 2009 4:57 am

    That is not cool Butters! You don't shoot a guy in the dick!

  4. WolvenGlory on January 6th, 2009 5:58 am

    Nobody refers "down there" as the head. Nobody in FPS games yells "Headshot!" after shooting someone "down there".

  5. doc ock rokc on January 6th, 2009 5:01 pm

    …well…"Down there" there is a spot refered to as the "Head"…so…

  6. Allan Dobrowolskyj on January 6th, 2009 5:06 pm

    Indeed it does.

  7. Exploderizer on January 6th, 2009 6:56 pm

    Heavy's face made me bump this up from a 3/5 to a 4/5. Then Shawn's comment made me tune it down to a 3.5/5

  8. Nick on January 6th, 2009 9:06 pm

    Thats actually realy nasty
    but funny

  9. Tanius on January 6th, 2009 10:58 pm

    This made me laugh more than the submission.

  10. Dr. Furry on January 7th, 2009 12:56 am

    horrible text format for caption, but i got me to lol. 4/5

  11. Kiyobi on January 7th, 2009 3:12 am

    Last I checked the head was u-


  12. Lerky Cartman on January 7th, 2009 5:24 am

    "BOOM!!! Dickshot!"


  13. fuck you on January 7th, 2009 7:34 am

    Great, do you have a weak point yet mister shawn handycock? >:[ Because I am seriously thinking of kicking you in it at least over one million times. Great pictures, but your small jokes or puns are HORRIBLE! God..fat and unfunny bastard.

  14. Frencho on January 7th, 2009 7:45 am

    fuck you,can i say something?FUCK aren't obligated to watch this site.if you dont like it,go to watch porn or something.Shawn is funny,and if its fat or not,screw that.heIS FUNNY.thats the point of a FUNNY CAPTIONS SITE!

  15. KingofRetards on January 7th, 2009 8:08 am

    No wonder the heavy doesn't have any kids…

  16. Magmafire on January 7th, 2009 11:27 am

    to change the subject…..ouch….

  17. Doc ock rokc on January 7th, 2009 3:42 pm

    wow did he reset the coments or something??

  18. WolvenGlory on January 7th, 2009 4:13 pm

    I think that's what happened. Looks like he'll have to remove the couple trash comments at the top of this one.

  19. Missingno. on January 8th, 2009 1:25 pm

    Actually reminds me, that there is a "Crotch-Shot"-Mod for UT'99. And also a Mod enabling Head-(and Crotch-)Shots for other bullet driven weapons besides sniper. The minigun was way overpowered then, but dealing massive announced shots to attackers in a small corridor was priceless.

  20. Flamerion on April 27th, 2009 1:35 pm

    there is actully a game thats doing it its called nut shut

  21. Heavy's Nuts on July 2nd, 2010 5:28 pm

    Not that I’d like to brag, but this was the most painful thing I’d had to take part in. I’ve been kicked in the nuts, stabbed by Spy’s ‘butterfly knife’; I’ve even sustained a ****ing Scout’s baseball bat (please refer to Bonkai! Moments) -- but this takes the biscuit. Even goddamn Heavy is scared of the red light. None more of this, for the fate of American squeamishness.

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