Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 2, 2009 · 8:46 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (222 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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Artistic, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Fists of Fury, Lucky Day, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Smashy Smashy, Special Attacks, Super Smash Bros, The Legend of Zelda

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50 Responses to “FALCON CROSS PUNCH”

  1. mr. douchenstein on January 3rd, 2009 1:53 am

    everyone after me is fags

  2. WolvenGlory on January 3rd, 2009 1:56 am


  3. Gaffit on January 3rd, 2009 2:35 am


  4. xZcrucifixZx on January 3rd, 2009 3:07 am

    meh. its alright. i got a chuckle.

  5. jykcor on January 2nd, 2009 10:09 pm

    sure, whatever.

    I submitted this one!

    'Tis my first; how is it?

  6. Rikumelenium on January 3rd, 2009 3:10 am

    lol ganon has moobs

  7. Nick Soapdish on January 3rd, 2009 3:27 am

    Falcon punches. The cause and solution to all of life's problems.

  8. -TriforceGal4- on January 3rd, 2009 3:36 am

    I guess this is what happens when your moves are cloned from Captain Falcon. Awesome XD

  9. xGRiMx on January 3rd, 2009 4:41 am

    i like this purely because of captain falcon's face.

  10. tu jefa on January 3rd, 2009 4:49 am


  11. Onishii on January 3rd, 2009 5:15 am

    Falcon Punch = Ganon Punch?!


  12. Purplemon739 on January 3rd, 2009 6:04 am

    well, this is pretty old, but still pretty good. 4/5

  13. Exploderizer on January 3rd, 2009 7:56 am

    Shawn's caption made me bump this up from a 4/5 to an /5

  14. Exploderizer on January 3rd, 2009 7:58 am

    Shawn's caption made me bump this up from a 4/5 to an ∞/5

  15. Sinister Minister on January 3rd, 2009 8:01 am

    *insert MGS1 Liquid Snake fistfight scene here*

  16. Bacon on January 3rd, 2009 8:21 am


  17. Your Face on January 3rd, 2009 8:50 am


  18. Ryo on January 3rd, 2009 9:32 am

    Was gonna add this pic myself for my friend. Too bad.

  19. Daifuku on January 3rd, 2009 5:23 am

    soo…who got owned? perfectly symmetrical fights are always so hard to judge > <

  20. BlueChameleon on January 3rd, 2009 10:55 am

    Looks like the Falcon Props got outta hand!

  21. KingofRetards on January 3rd, 2009 6:04 am

    This is the last thing ever seen because suddenly after the punches the entire world exploded.

  22. Magmafire on January 3rd, 2009 8:46 am

    Captain Falcon and futurama references make me happy, also the expressions are funny, 5!!

  23. Kiyobi on January 3rd, 2009 8:01 am

    Reminds me of a certain sexy vampiress and a nun/assassin trading blows.

  24. thereisnospoon on January 4th, 2009 3:52 am

    Props for the Futurama reference.

  25. MexicanJuice on January 4th, 2009 10:24 am

    Symmetrical violence might not solve anything, but good ol' fashioned Brawls are great solutions to everything!

  26. Runeblade on January 4th, 2009 12:05 pm


  27. g1drake on January 4th, 2009 12:11 pm

    and the heads didn,t exploded

  28. fierce-deity-boy on January 5th, 2009 4:43 am


  29. jcraw74 on January 5th, 2009 8:58 am

    lmao! wow i submitted this one. amazing

  30. Crelda on January 7th, 2009 1:27 am

    Don't cross the streams!

  31. Jackson_K on January 7th, 2009 9:25 am

    … werent there more comments in this one? like ALOT more?

  32. minespatch on January 8th, 2009 11:39 am

    Surely they will feel that in the morning, but as the "ol' sarg" used to say "Pain for the gain".

  33. Shawn Handyside on January 9th, 2009 9:51 am

    Yeah, that's kind of weird. It might be because I deleted a post and it deleted all the replies? Not entirely sure what happened though…

  34. Anonymous on January 9th, 2009 8:44 pm

    Rocky III freeze frame ending!

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