THE HERO OF RHYME - His flow is heroic. His lyrics? Legendary. and his beats? Epic.

Xavier Coles likes to spin phat beats while he hunts down the triforce. You want to throw down Gannondorf? You best bring it! Word.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 18, 2008 · 12:18 PM 
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Motivational, Nintendo, Rockin' Out, Serious Business, The Legend of Zelda, Wii

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31 Responses to “THE HERO OF RHYME”

  1. 1RPGKID on December 18th, 2008 5:21 am

    The text below "The Hero Of Rhyme" looks really familiar. Does anyone know where that's from?

  2. Ryder on December 18th, 2008 5:53 am

    Hahahaoh his expression.

  3. Vulpine on December 18th, 2008 6:23 am

    Bit of a tip… forest green text on a black background when saved as a JPEG becomes pretty hard to read. If you have to squint to read the joke, it tends to lose its humor.

  4. Flunky on December 18th, 2008 7:56 am

    He's got some sweet bling.

    Now, what rhymes with "HYAAAAAH!"?

  5. HeroOfHyrule128 on December 18th, 2008 10:53 am

    Epona's a girl, but apart from that, that song was over 9000 times better than the picture.

    This pic would've been a lot funnier if it wasn't so… zoomed in. I can hardly see what he's doing; it just looks like Link's head with a boombox floating behind it.

  6. Caleb Freel on December 18th, 2008 11:36 am

    I want to hold in my hands a CD of Zelda rap with more or less that picture. The CD could be crap as long as it had that for a cover.

  7. Runeblade on December 18th, 2008 11:46 am

    Good concept, but the caption at the bottom of the poster tried too hard, it would have been better shorter.

    Something like:

    "THE HERO OF RHYME -- Word."


  8. Nick Soapdish on December 18th, 2008 9:13 am

    In west Hyrule born and raised
    On the village where I spent most of my days
    Helping out, fishing, being all cool
    Herding some goats for some old fool
    When a couple of Bulbins were up to no good
    Started kidnapping kids in my neighborhood
    They get in one little fight and my village got scared
    And said take this sword, shield and tunic and get out there
    I whistled for Epoona and when he came near
    I got sucked into some wall and Midna appeared
    If anything I though this bitch was rare
    Then I became a wolf what the hell happened there?
    I pulled up to a Hyrule Castle about seven or eight
    And I yelled to the bad guys yo, kill you later
    Got to kill Ganondorf after a really long time
    To settle my place as the hero of rhyme

  9. Shippiddge on December 19th, 2008 6:38 am


  10. atravir on December 21st, 2008 7:21 am

    Don't ask him where he got the boom box.

  11. fierce-deity-boy on January 5th, 2009 5:12 am

    there once was a hero named the hero of time,
    he saved the world, wearing the colour of lime,
    he'd kill ganon's demons, just 'cause he needed the cash,
    afterwards he'd get a huge rash,
    "i give and give but what do i get back?"
    not cash,not sex,its respect these people lack.!
    so he set out to destroy his home town,
    in his green suit that was almost a gown,
    he put on a pointed hat,
    and he said "screw dat"
    and he was off to defeat,
    the ones who hed saved.
    (he was not so hard on the ones who shaved)
    he killed them one by one,
    until there remained none,
    and so he left the place of hyrule,
    "i dont think im being cruel," he said to himself,
    as he slashed at an elf.

  12. Silverwolf on January 13th, 2009 6:25 am

    Nice Lloyd's blaster there, Link!

    …wait, he stole MY Lloyd's blaster!! *runs after*

  13. Bigmanwinslo on April 8th, 2009 12:36 pm

    what about G-Dorf
    he is actually black too

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