Will you go out with me?

Lets face it, Samus is a tough woman to impress!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 18, 2008 · 12:16 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (263 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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Anime, Artistic, Awkward Moments, Bungie, Halo, Konami, Metal Gear Solid, Metroid, Microsoft, Namco, Nintendo, Super Mario Bros, True Love

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47 Responses to “Will you go out with me?”

  1. Lekonua on October 18th, 2008 12:23 pm


    Been in my favorites on DA for as long as I can remember, but it’s still great. 5’d.

  2. Runeblade on October 18th, 2008 12:48 pm

    What you don’t see is behind that line there, just out of sight, is Captain Falcon, ready to bust out some “SHOW ME YA BOOBS” to catch the girl all the nintendo characters are yearning for.

    Perhaps some “FALCON PAAAAAANCH” for good measure.

  3. Hirofox on October 18th, 2008 1:02 pm

    Hah. Chief got dissed. Pretty funny, but…

    The hell? Klonoa in the background? Why would he be pining after Samus? o_O

  4. B-mac on October 18th, 2008 1:07 pm

    Who wouldn’t be pining after Samus?

  5. Hirofox on October 18th, 2008 1:08 pm

    Good point.

  6. Teradohn on October 18th, 2008 1:30 pm

    Lawl. XD Especially @ Hirofox and B-Mac.

    This picture is awesome. Ancient, but awesome.

  7. FrEEz on October 18th, 2008 2:06 pm

    The picture is okay, not that funny to me. But I LOVE Samus’ suit. It’s…cool :P

  8. Exalt on October 18th, 2008 2:10 pm

    Samus Light Suit, That made Metriod Prime 2 worth playing 5 times in a row.

  9. Kidou on October 18th, 2008 2:25 pm

    I’m not sure if it’d be safe, or wise for that matter to have sex with a girl that has Chozo blood, AND Metroid DNA. >.>

    There could be a bunch of weird side effects! But knowing you guys, you’d still do it. XD

  10. Pauld'Arbonne on October 18th, 2008 2:32 pm

    Haha! Cry emo Chief! Cry!

  11. zinraidragon on October 18th, 2008 2:46 pm

    Awesome pic, but what made the picture funny for me was old snake in a cardboard box with the crocodile hat (I guess it’s the crocodile hat anyway…). 5/5 Samus FTW

  12. kingofretards on October 18th, 2008 3:02 pm

    Where’s Captain Falcon?

  13. Nick Soapdish on October 18th, 2008 3:44 pm

    Somebody call the wahmbulance!

  14. Hirofox on October 18th, 2008 4:03 pm

    He took the photo.

  15. Stormbringer on October 18th, 2008 5:17 pm

    Humans can do evrething even make sex with female penis like creatures in Spore .


  16. Archangel DM on October 18th, 2008 6:10 pm

    We all know Master Chief is a lover of the cock. . .

    . . .’cos Samus is a Chozo. . .
    . . .which look like birds. . .
    . . .and cock is a type of bird. . .
    . . .for you retards who wouldn’t get it. . .

  17. Blue-Chameleon on October 18th, 2008 6:14 pm

    A certain someone in a box is looking unusually nervous…

  18. WarTheifX on October 18th, 2008 6:16 pm

    Issat an aligator head he’s givin’ her?

    Tsk, tsk, tsk. Snake.

  19. SpiralCocktail on October 18th, 2008 6:18 pm

    Yeah, that joke just doesn’t work, Arc.

    Love that suit, anyone know the current continuity on Samus’ armor? She goes through a new one for each new game these days. I assume she’s turning into a Mega Man clone, she’ll be getting some new armor with new powers with each boss enemy she kills.

  20. MexicanJuice on October 18th, 2008 6:46 pm

    HA. Love this one. No one is awesome enough to get Samus.

  21. burnoutspartan on October 18th, 2008 7:21 pm

    poor cheif :P

  22. BONK! on October 18th, 2008 8:17 pm


  23. Ab-Noxious on October 18th, 2008 8:34 pm

    the only part that made me laugh was klonoa standing behind mario. love the pic anyway. 5/5

  24. Pigeon Army on October 18th, 2008 10:17 pm

    Captain Falcon’s not there for the simple fact that his mere presence would cause even the hardest woman to swoon, and the point of the picture would be lost, because Samus would be trying to get in his pants.

    Believe me, Falcon’s sweat is like a natural aphrodisiac.

  25. Szunray on October 18th, 2008 10:36 pm

    Chief Never Cries.
    Other than that, the picture I suppose if well drawn, but I really cant say I like much else about it.

  26. killercartoons on October 19th, 2008 12:58 am

    and what a woman samus is!

    oh, and im “sure” captain falcon would do very well…..

  27. Nathan on October 19th, 2008 1:10 am

    Master Chief, I feel your pain. I get shot down by women at bars all the time.

    Not literally, of course, but I imagine that Samus’d REALLY shoot me down if I asked her.

  28. Evitron on October 19th, 2008 1:29 am

    Nice touch by having the note signed with a picture of Mister Chief.

  29. Asbduhas on October 19th, 2008 2:00 am

    Old pic is old.
    Still funny though.

  30. Kal on October 19th, 2008 2:16 am

    <3 <3 <3 Light Suit……..

  31. Happy on October 19th, 2008 4:15 am

    aww, Snake is positively adorable. <3

  32. ZachShadow on October 19th, 2008 9:41 am

    Is that Klonoa I spy in the bottom left corner?

  33. Red on October 19th, 2008 11:57 am

    Whut are’s a klonoa?
    No honestly, what the hell is Klonoa, I know it’s that thing that looks like a cat, but honestly… what?

  34. burnoutspartan on October 19th, 2008 2:45 pm

    Light Suit Samus FTW!

  35. B-mac on October 19th, 2008 4:51 pm


    He’s the main character from a game called Klonoa. I’ve only played Klonoa 2 on the GBA, so I don’t know much else.

  36. !!!fierce deity link!!! on October 19th, 2008 5:26 pm

    lol love the arm atatchment to hold the letter!

  37. sir1 on October 20th, 2008 1:44 am

    Oh, my…

    *calls Bungie*

    Frankie stole Chief’s armor again!

  38. Stealthbladez on October 21st, 2008 4:25 am

    @ Archangel DM: No, the name of a bird is a Tit, get it right.

  39. Helen on November 24th, 2008 8:12 pm


  40. Chibi Rinku on March 8th, 2009 3:58 am


    the original artist of this piece =)

  41. Leo058 on June 6th, 2009 3:19 am

    Absolutely LOVE the way Samus is drawn here.

  42. GuiltySpark on July 1st, 2009 11:00 pm


  43. jonnycrocker on May 2nd, 2010 6:40 pm

    run cheif run!

  44. LeoTheProdigy on August 26th, 2010 10:07 pm

    Still find myself coming back to this epic picture. Really captures her badass side, as opposed to the overly-sexualized femme-fatale we see in Brawl.

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