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[VIDEO] Jesus Christ Superspore


Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 2, 2008 · 7:42 PM
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (142 votes, average: 3.66 out of 5)
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Electronic Arts, Irony, Maxis, PC, Spiritual Enlightenment, Spore, Too Much Free Time, Video Clip, Weird

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60 Responses to “[VIDEO] Jesus Christ Superspore”

  1. Mega Robinson Man on October 2nd, 2008 7:45 pm

    WHAT THE FUCK???!!!!!

    Im scared now.

  2. Ab-Noxious on October 2nd, 2008 7:51 pm

    …..nana?

  3. MasqueNoMercy on October 2nd, 2008 7:52 pm

    woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

  4. Will on October 2nd, 2008 7:58 pm

    wow
    we now have confirmation that there is about nothing you cant make on spore
    I WANT CHUCK NORRIS!
    4
    -Will

  5. PhaseMetal on October 2nd, 2008 8:00 pm

    Operation shock and awe successful….

  6. Rayza B on October 2nd, 2008 8:05 pm

    Its alright…

  7. GRiM on October 2nd, 2008 8:12 pm

    i think this is a bit better than the fourty million penis monsters roaming the game

  8. Boreas on October 2nd, 2008 8:19 pm

    The title of this is hilarious… “Jesus Christ Superspore”

  9. Evitron on October 2nd, 2008 8:32 pm

    Wat

  10. sir_auronDX on October 2nd, 2008 8:37 pm

    BRACE FOR RELIGIOUS PEOPLE IMPACT

  11. Lekonua on October 2nd, 2008 8:39 pm

    I am speechless. Never before has a Halolz post made me laugh so hard. This needs some kind of special award or something.

    So 5′d.

  12. Mechtaur on October 2nd, 2008 8:39 pm

    *peeks in*

    Wow, no flaming?

    *sneaks out*

  13. GeLaTiNoUs on October 2nd, 2008 8:43 pm

    Wow… that’s pretty low…

    Although it’s not even close to as bad as what Scott’s been up to over at VGCats…

    What the fuck’s funny about abortions?

  14. Lawlzftw on October 2nd, 2008 8:49 pm

    that is INSANELY offensive. whoever submitted this should be aborted.

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  15. Don on October 2nd, 2008 8:57 pm

    @Lawlzftw:

    I see what you did there.

  16. Hajs5 on October 2nd, 2008 9:02 pm

    So messed up.

  17. Orion Fury on October 2nd, 2008 9:05 pm

    Wow.

  18. DELTA on October 2nd, 2008 9:25 pm

    I’m going to hell now…

  19. Animedevildog on October 2nd, 2008 9:53 pm

    WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW?
    5/5

  20. Happy on October 2nd, 2008 10:02 pm

    A planet of these would be fucking awesome.

  21. freez902 on October 2nd, 2008 10:17 pm

    Creative. Yet Offensive. Yet Creative. It’s pretty well made, and made me smile :P. 5 stars

  22. freez902 on October 2nd, 2008 10:28 pm

    Creative. Yet Offensive. Yet Creative. It’s pretty well made, and made me smile :P. 5 stars

    I also enountered this again >_<
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  23. freez902 on October 2nd, 2008 10:30 pm

    @Gelatinous Well scott said ‘we can’t have anyone be unhappy. Nooo, not on the INTERNET.’ So he basically offended people more so they could shut up. I loled at the fact that he actually did this, and I wondered if he was drunk or something. Anyways I don’t see why anyone found the strip before that offensive :S

  24. Lekonua on October 2nd, 2008 10:43 pm

    @freez902
    People will find ANYTHING offensive. That’s practically the definition of “controversy.”
    Anything one person laughs at, someone else will declare offensive for one stupid reason or another.

    Some guy in a YouTube video I saw once said,” Nobody has the right not to be offended.”

  25. Glitch on October 2nd, 2008 11:01 pm

    I love the irony.

    I don’t particularly care for the way he moves, it’s just wierd

  26. zinraidragon on October 2nd, 2008 11:13 pm

    In all honesty, I come from a religious family and I myself am religous, but it really doesn’t offend me that much, people need to learn to lighten up, something that’s controversial/offensive can be funny and creative at the same time. 5/5

  27. Nick Soapdish on October 2nd, 2008 11:21 pm

    Honestly how is this offensive? It’s Jesus on a cross. I see those around all over the place, on people’s necks, books, cars.

  28. Lekonua on October 2nd, 2008 11:31 pm

    Exactly. Being offended by anything at all is stupid. All it does is give people ammunition when they want to piss you off!

  29. Alphabet Soup on October 2nd, 2008 11:37 pm

    I lol’d.

  30. Onishii on October 3rd, 2008 12:06 am

    LOL.

    WTF, this just made me laugh until I cried.

    Considering I’m basically atheistic, this does not strike me as being offensive in any way. Not to mention the abortions over at Scott’s. Who DOESN’T have an abortion joke nowadays?

    5′d.

  31. Lekonua on October 3rd, 2008 12:22 am

    @Onishii
    I don’t have an abortion joke, nor do I plan to at any point. Partly because I wouldn’t want to offend the 2 people who read my comics, but mostly because I just don’t do that type of humor.

  32. Orion X on October 3rd, 2008 1:30 am

    I’m a Christian, and I must say, I chuckled.
    I could go in a long ass rant about how I hate Bible-beaters and how they give us a “bad name,” but I’ll just say 4/5.

  33. Int3r on October 3rd, 2008 1:45 am

    as am I, and I too chuckled, but i gotta say, lawlzftw’s comment was epic.

  34. MrSunshine028 on October 3rd, 2008 3:50 am

    lol for the big man upstairs 5/5

  35. G1drake on October 3rd, 2008 5:16 am

    OMG, they did that

    lol

  36. Moksanity on October 3rd, 2008 5:23 am

    i…i…i have no words…

  37. SnakemanEXE on October 3rd, 2008 7:42 am

    …
    This is scary. The cross even seperates!

  38. Vabolo on October 3rd, 2008 7:58 am

    That’s strange… he looks rather happy. He’s not even CROSSed!

    :D

  39. orbitofglass on October 3rd, 2008 8:14 am

    oh lawd this thing is disturbing. Hilarious though.

  40. MrSunshine028 on October 3rd, 2008 8:18 am

    So what we have here is a Zombie-Ape Jesus, that is happily bouncing around while nailed up to a Cross and spawns out mini-Jesus’ and communicates to them with his feet.
    *Stands up and begins the end of the movie slow clap that happens when something magical just happened, that would even bring a tear to your dead grandpa’s eye*

    Once again 5/5

  41. Pauld'Arbonne on October 3rd, 2008 11:34 am

    Haha! Dare I say that was adorably funny. I like how monkey Jesus has horns. ;)

  42. compelled on October 3rd, 2008 11:41 am

    Well this minister finds this funny, so I’d say no worries about offending people.

    Couple thoughts come to mind here:

    1) What really got it for me was the Title. That was brilliant.

    2) For once a spore creature speaking his offspring into existence makes sense.

    3) What we need now is someone to make this exact same spore creature but with a Raptor head!

  43. me on October 3rd, 2008 11:53 am

    You guys know who was never the son of God? Jesus. You know who was an arrogant c*nt who lied about being the son of God? Jesus.

    This is hilarious!

  44. LT on October 3rd, 2008 1:04 pm

    This is wrong on so many levels. I cannot help but grin.

    @ “me”: Sounds like “unresolved personal issues”. Did Jesus personally beat you with a stick or something? Is this really the best forum for that particular rant?

  45. GsP on October 3rd, 2008 2:56 pm

    When apocapypse comes we are soooooo fucked

  46. Red on October 3rd, 2008 3:11 pm

    I think we need a new category, “sacrilege.” Think of the venues that opens up!

  47. Jykcor on October 3rd, 2008 3:51 pm

    Im going to hell for this

  48. Gehraz on October 3rd, 2008 4:22 pm

    Sorry im late!
    http://s298.photobucket.com/albums/mm269/Gehraz/?action=view&current=blasphemy-1.jpg
    http://s298.photobucket.com/albums/mm269/Gehraz/?action=view&current=1182204571261.jpg
    http://s298.photobucket.com/albums/mm269/Gehraz/?action=view&current=Churchfail.jpg

  49. Degillin on October 3rd, 2008 5:37 pm

    i have seen funnier things done with this ‘jesus’ guy, that was more offensive too. like secret jesus, or that nail jesus to a cross on newgrounds somewhere…of course i loled at them…this was more tame on the offensive lvls then those of newgrounds…anyways good post still made me smile

    “Thank you so much for playing my game”

  50. Pigeon Army on October 3rd, 2008 6:21 pm

    I’m Brian of Nazareth!

  51. PaladinVance on October 3rd, 2008 6:58 pm

    @ Pigeon Army
    “Always look on the bright side of life.”

  52. maclarr on October 3rd, 2008 8:46 pm

    WOOO THATS JUST WRONG AGGHHH!!

  53. Animedevildog on October 3rd, 2008 9:09 pm

    @PaladinVance & Pigeon Army
    *facepalms* Life of Brian, was that Mel Brooks who did that movie?

  54. Ryan on October 4th, 2008 5:29 am

    I’m heavily Catholic (I can feel the flames coming on now about how I ruin EVERY RELIGION IN THE WORLD -__- ) and I practicly had to staple my lips together so I wouldn’t burst out laughing.

    To all you Jesus haters out there though…. don’t hate us because you can’t get your ass out of the concept of something actually being better than you or not trying to make you kill everything in the universe like a suicide bomber. :)

  55. GameBuddy on October 4th, 2008 9:22 am

    I find it clever and funny, but sheesh, someone mentions that it just might offend somebody, and you guys go all out, eh?

  56. Nick Soapdish on October 4th, 2008 12:00 pm

    He’s not the messiah! He’s a very naughty boy!

  57. Terezar on October 4th, 2008 2:16 pm

    Life of Brian was Monty Python, and this is EPIC XD And also horrendously creepy. Its kind of like anti-christ crucified with that face 0.0

  58. LaundryMan on October 5th, 2008 5:30 pm

    @ Vabolo on October 3rd, 2008 7:58 am
    -
    Dammit!

  59. Animedevildog on October 6th, 2008 12:39 am

    I have no idea why I was thinking Mell Brooks… Maybe I was thinking of History Of The World Part I…

  60. Pigeon Army on October 6th, 2008 3:40 am

    @Ryan
    ZOMG YOUSRUIN EVRY RELIJUN IN DAWORLD WHY DONTCHA GO DI YU…

    I’m just pulling your leg. Come be here with us tolerant folk. We’ll only judge you silently. :P

    I’m not really Brian of Nazareth! I was just kidding!

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