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Sonic’s Eye Infection

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Sonic’s Eye Infection

Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 28, 2008 · 12:03 PM

FAIL

LAME

NOT BAD

PRETTY GOOD

AWESOME

(717 votes, average: 4.56 out of 5)

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Artistic, Awkward Moments, Health & Fitness, Kirby's Dream Land, Nintendo, Sega, Sequential Art, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Mario Bros, Super Smash Bros, Weird

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Animedevildog on September 28th, 2008 12:05 pm

FUCK YEAH!!!! Thats one for the Win!
5/5 + pie
Red on September 28th, 2008 12:17 pm

Wow. How’d he get in there?
Rabin on September 28th, 2008 12:22 pm

Holy…
I have no comment to make.
rikumelenium on September 28th, 2008 12:29 pm

OH GAWD POOR SONIC ROFL xD infinite/5!!!!
Glitch on September 28th, 2008 12:33 pm

WTF? HOW?
Pearcer on September 28th, 2008 12:46 pm

I don’t wnat to know how this happened >.<
Pearcer on September 28th, 2008 12:49 pm

*want
My eyes, the spelling mistake burns them :p
Cecil on September 28th, 2008 12:51 pm

omg how the fuck did kirby get in there!?
chiapetteslideshow on September 28th, 2008 12:56 pm

OMG! This definetly my favorite and best on the site. This is utterly amazing and funny.
Nova on September 28th, 2008 1:02 pm

Sweet! Best one ever XD
ummm lolz on September 28th, 2008 1:05 pm

i just lawled for a good 10 min
FrEEz on September 28th, 2008 1:07 pm

This is hilarious and awesome at the same time. I don’t know how someone could come up with this, but good that they did. 5 stars
minespatch on September 28th, 2008 1:11 pm

Okay…. O.O
corrupt reaper on September 28th, 2008 1:13 pm

its kirby’s new sonic suit!
Animedevildog on September 28th, 2008 1:13 pm

@Glitch
I need to ask you something. Are you the same Glitch that made the top pic on this page:
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/comedy-goldmine/suddenly-meeting-was.php?page=6
Glitch@animedevildog on September 28th, 2008 1:22 pm

nope, wasn’t me.
Nurematsu on September 28th, 2008 1:23 pm

I lol’d hard XD
Dark Kirby on September 28th, 2008 1:30 pm

O.O Kirby really is the most uber Brawl character. He burrows into peoples eyes. =p
Animedevildog on September 28th, 2008 1:30 pm

Damn… cause there are some truely twisted pics there…
CelticArbiter on September 28th, 2008 1:37 pm

Hahahahahahahaha. That is awesome XD
SpOiK on September 28th, 2008 2:41 pm

Awesome-O!
ArmyGuy0628 on September 28th, 2008 2:43 pm

sonic tried to use kirbys swallow move.

he fucked it up
CaptainBaconMan on September 28th, 2008 2:47 pm

AT first…I srsed. then I rofled.
Pauld'Arbonne on September 28th, 2008 2:50 pm

By Gods! He’s like that guy on Heroes that takes other peoples’ brains! KIRBY HAS GONE TEH EVILZ!
Lawlzftw on September 28th, 2008 3:01 pm

roflwin
Shady Auhtor on September 28th, 2008 3:05 pm

I lol’d, but would have been funnier if Mario didn’t say anything in the last panel, but just stare at him in disbelief. 4/5
Orion X on September 28th, 2008 3:09 pm

First I lol’d
Then I lol’d some more
Then I rofl’d
Then I rofl’d some more
Then…you get the idea. 5/5
Mega Robinson Man on September 28th, 2008 3:09 pm

But…..how….what….when…*brain implosion*
73 1/2 outta 5
killercartoons on September 28th, 2008 3:18 pm

wow, just, never saw that coming. i guess neither did mario….

or sonic….
G1drake on September 28th, 2008 3:24 pm

OMG,Kirby eat sonic inside,s first
Lekonua on September 28th, 2008 3:46 pm

WAT
ConkerBirdy on September 28th, 2008 4:00 pm

O_o What the fuck just happened?!?!?!

D:
dudemanawesome on September 28th, 2008 4:02 pm

!
KIRBY IRL STRIKES AGAIN!

Ike carries Vasaline because he doesn’t actually have any friends.
Onishii on September 28th, 2008 4:32 pm

@I

It says Visine. Visine. Not Vaseline.

But this is nice. Not enough to get any funnies out of me, but the idea was really good. 4/5.
Onishii on September 28th, 2008 4:33 pm

@dudemanawesome

It says Visine. Visine. Not Vaseline.

But this is nice. Not enough to get any funnies out of me, but the idea was really good. 4/5.
MasqueNoMercy on September 28th, 2008 5:12 pm

so kirby tried to eat sonic… and sucked out his eyes and probably brain too… found the inside area looked cozy… creepy…
Pigeon Army on September 28th, 2008 5:13 pm

GAME OVER, MAN, GAME OVER!
The Doc on September 28th, 2008 5:27 pm

Hahahaha. Clever. i liked it alot ^__^
Krazykid3361 on September 28th, 2008 5:27 pm

*covers eyes* must keep kirby out of brains!!
[chemical.kirby] on September 28th, 2008 5:43 pm

kirby is the master of disgues :]
and eating people’s brains…
5/5
Exploderizer on September 28th, 2008 5:45 pm

BOOM! HEADSHOT!
Jeice on September 28th, 2008 5:51 pm

HOLY SHIT! That freaked the crap out of me and my girlfriend!
Rayza B on September 28th, 2008 5:55 pm

HOLY SHIT! IT’S KIRBY!
luckydog on September 28th, 2008 6:03 pm

Kirby just won the game of hide and seek against Sonic.
Vabolo on September 28th, 2008 6:05 pm

But Kirby would have had to remove the skull from Sonic’s head in order to fin, making it impossible for the skull to stay in shape and not deform.

So I can’t let you through that, eye socket.
KidWithTheFace on September 28th, 2008 6:24 pm

@Vabolo

well…technically sonic only has one giant eye socket to begin with…so really, kirby would just have to jello-shlorp out his uni-eye (biting off the ocular nerve, of course), settle in, and pull his middle eyebrow thing down like a curtian. Sonic would still be alive, of course, just in a state of shock, hence his ability to stand.

mario better get those eyes back in HIS sockets if he knows whats good for him…
Blue-Chameleon on September 28th, 2008 6:28 pm

Kirby looks so happy he’s found a new home!
[chemical.kirby] on September 28th, 2008 6:32 pm

@luckydog
EPIC WIN XD
i just thought of nother one
“kirby is in your head
doing god knows what”
burnoutspartan on September 28th, 2008 6:33 pm

I always knew something was wrong with sonics eye…
Fluffy on September 28th, 2008 6:51 pm

Ha Nice did not see that coming!
Krazykid3361 on September 28th, 2008 7:06 pm

This just won a HHHAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! five from me.
rikumelenium on September 28th, 2008 8:31 pm

wow this is like better than ‘did you know…’ pic o.O i mean, determining from people’s votes
S on September 28th, 2008 8:31 pm

XD very creative! Something you dont see everyday thats for sure lol
Leo Sernado on September 28th, 2008 9:11 pm

At first I thought it was gonna go for a “Speed” drugs joke.
But wow….
I really didn’t see that coming.
Evitron on September 28th, 2008 9:14 pm

HOLY SHIT KIRBY
SonicXV on September 28th, 2008 9:40 pm

You just BLEW MY MIND.
Kbman on September 28th, 2008 10:19 pm

*Tries to comprehend what just happened*
…Um…
*Head explodes*
Stephen V. on September 28th, 2008 11:06 pm

I was thinking the same thing as Mario was in the Last panel
IvanaBAnonymous on September 28th, 2008 11:16 pm

someone get the eye soap!
I think Sonic is gonna need it!
Hellman101 on September 28th, 2008 11:57 pm

DAMN IT KIRBY! STOP HAKING
Animedevildog on September 29th, 2008 1:07 am

@Hellman101
Kirby didn’t hack him, Kirby skullfucked him then ate his brain!
metalmario1337 on September 29th, 2008 1:14 am

WOAH O_O…

didn’t see that comin’ !
Metalmario1337 on September 29th, 2008 1:16 am

WOAH O_O

didn’t see that coming!
xintolerablex on September 29th, 2008 2:26 am

This is genius! I love it!! FALCON-PAAAAAAAANCH/5!
Panhead on September 29th, 2008 3:55 am

…

Worst case of pink-eye.. ever.
Solar Zero on September 29th, 2008 5:18 am

Sonic’s mouth expression has me dying right now XD
Roulette25 on September 29th, 2008 6:46 am

AAAHHHH, KIRBY! NO, BAD PUFFBALL!
Kreachure on September 29th, 2008 10:00 am

Awesome. The imagination of some people is just scary… :P
grunt_killer on September 29th, 2008 5:57 pm

have you people forgotten about untooned kirby already he shoulda bruned the image in ur head ill never like a kirby post again
Nko on September 29th, 2008 9:06 pm

ROFL this is mad funny and what happened to sonic?
EmberFury on September 29th, 2008 10:04 pm

Got Kirby-eyes? There’s a Visine for that. (Couldn’t resist)

I was like “wtf” as soon as Sonic’s eyes were a circle.

I love this one.
Yggdrasil on September 29th, 2008 10:44 pm

The comments are just as funny as the pic lol XD
Animedevildog on September 29th, 2008 11:12 pm

@grunt_killer
Speaking of Untooned Kirby, THANK GOD for rule #35!
Username on September 29th, 2008 11:32 pm

There are no words that can describe how disturbing that is…
Loki C Cain on September 30th, 2008 3:18 am

That is disturbing ha ha
Romak on September 30th, 2008 2:44 pm

GAME SET! I rofl’d for a good 10 mins. on this one! over 9000/5!!!
piclemaniscool on September 30th, 2008 2:46 pm

@ Animedevildog

wha… how-… the…

DEAR LORD YOU HAVE A SERIOUS BRAIN TUMOR! DOCTOr HELP THIS POOR CIVILIAN!

don’t worry, we’ll make sure u never think of something that horrible again!
*takes one more look at image*
rule #… DAMN YOU MOTHER NATURE!!!
Star Echidna on September 30th, 2008 7:12 pm

And now I lost the game.
Bass-Net on September 30th, 2008 8:36 pm

lol simply awesome. 5/5
SMdarkchief on October 1st, 2008 10:22 pm

…..kirby…..stay the fuck away from my head!
Hobbs on October 1st, 2008 11:17 pm

Ike has plenty of friends thank you. More than you could possibly dream of.
And he offers Visine to everyone who cries near him in sheer amazement. And if any, any of you disagree with his amount of friends, you will suffer from a magical sword-related incident.
Waterman on October 2nd, 2008 4:45 pm

LMAO!
5/5
MexicanJuice on October 2nd, 2008 10:45 pm

Wow……………..I don’t think there’s a Visine for that.
Shippiddge on October 4th, 2008 6:17 am

Now that’s what I call headgames.
Hunter Belmont on October 4th, 2008 6:34 am

its twisted but ya gotta love it 5/5
Humdiblah on October 4th, 2008 6:53 pm

If you are reading this comment you have just lost the game.
Hehehehe
PaladinVance on October 5th, 2008 5:21 am

I had Pink-Eye the day this was posted…
now I’m kinda scared..
Bangs the Dominator on October 6th, 2008 11:38 pm

hm
he just kinda looks like an empty shell in that last frame
love that last line
5
-Bangs
Marzen on October 7th, 2008 8:33 pm

I’m not gonna lie; I don’t get it. But I did lul for a good few minutes. Still do, every time I see this.
Me (or is it???) on October 8th, 2008 8:24 pm

…………………………………………………………………………
………………………………………
Commanderwill5 on October 9th, 2008 9:32 pm

Sonic wanted a marshmallow.I’m never eating one again.
SP on October 12th, 2008 4:19 am

holy shit ITS KIRBY:O
that is x99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 hillarious 5/5
rawr on October 15th, 2008 4:59 pm

i, i just don’t see how this is in the same league as something like the Send Link picture, that is epic genius, this is just haha weird, not epic lulz.
Hairy Steve on October 18th, 2008 6:56 am

Maybe this is how kirby hats work…..
Corenator on October 20th, 2008 7:43 pm

Only one thing left to do…
*Uses the Boomerang of Mass Destruction*
*Universe gets sucked into ultramassive black hole*
*Wild Time Paradox appears in Kirby’s image*
YE GODS, WHAT HAVE I DONE?!!
1dayayear on October 26th, 2008 10:41 pm

when Kirby gets in impossible places vol. 1- Sonic’s head
Bob McBobBob on October 26th, 2008 11:54 pm

the last line killed it but still 5/5
tailslover on October 31st, 2008 10:12 pm

ok. EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT PICKLEMANISCOOL!!!!!!! kirby can just barf up sonic,s eys brain and skull. sonic can have a serious life or death transplant and the doc will say very clearly to sonic; NO MORE EAT PINK MARSHMALLOWS SONIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shaby on November 7th, 2008 7:48 pm

LOL! How the hell Kirby got there? O_o
piclemaniscool on November 27th, 2008 6:40 am

Those are my new favorite words. When I am down, I remember "jello-shlorp" and I giggle. Fk'n-A.
Onecommentwonder on December 4th, 2008 3:48 am

Did anyone catch the possible gay joke with Ike's Visine?
Euphitonuim on December 15th, 2008 2:24 am

Googolplexian/5
Pheonix47 on December 24th, 2008 9:30 am

I lol'd for a good ten minutes…lol… it's like something from "saw"…lol…'cept its not a key…its kirby!!!…(who is the most epic character ever)
Falco Lombardi on December 29th, 2008 10:16 am

oh,that's where Kirby's been hiding HEY,META KNIGHT!
Razuki on January 22nd, 2009 3:02 pm

I wonder what happened to his eyes, or hedgehog brain for that matter o_o;
Paiv on February 10th, 2009 12:15 am

Yeah this picture is made of win. 5/5
FFFFF on February 19th, 2009 9:29 pm

Sonic never had a brain.
FALCON PUNCH! on May 2nd, 2009 8:09 pm

caption falcon: YES!
Infección en ojo de Sonic « [xD]Eksd[/xD] on June 29th, 2009 12:04 pm

[…] | Original en inglés […]
sega star88 on August 27th, 2009 10:23 pm

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH KIRBY?!? i wounder how kirbys friends would think of him?
sega star88 on August 28th, 2009 1:41 pm

when i first saw this i didn't see it coming because of sonics mean look thing, but when his eye got big on the 4th pics, i new it was something wrong with him. it was either
a tumor, or CRACK!
Draconi on September 26th, 2009 2:23 am

this is Fking creepy man o.0
SGFAZ on October 20th, 2009 12:34 am

Sonic's eyes are probably still in there, forced to look at Kirby's ass.
mascot1063 on October 31st, 2009 4:04 am

I lol'd so fucking hard

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