Can’t let you do that, Dead Ox

Sorry Wolf, not even you can bring back the dead!
Idea by Daniel C. and edited by Stephen V.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 17, 2008 · 5:41 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (181 votes, average: 2.87 out of 5)
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Can't Let You Do That, Depressing, Nintendo, Oregon Trail, PC, Retro, StarFox, The Great Outdoors

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36 Responses to “Can’t let you do that, Dead Ox”

  1. Necro on September 17th, 2008 7:47 am

    -- "Can't let you do that, live Ox!"

    And so Ox died

  2. Pigeon Army on September 17th, 2008 8:09 am

    Wolf McLeod -- the Troy McClure of Halolz.

  3. reconer45 on September 17th, 2008 8:09 am


  4. ummm lolz on September 17th, 2008 8:10 am

    this ones okay for a WOLF JOKE but otherwise LOLOLOL FIRST COMMENT

  5. reconer45 on September 17th, 2008 8:10 am

    Pigeon STEALIN MAH COMMENT! Still This Phails

  6. reconer45 on September 17th, 2008 8:12 am

    I hate you 2 >:(

  7. Pigeon Army on September 17th, 2008 8:16 am

    Wow. I stopped two separate “FIRST OLOLOLZ!!!1!” comments.

    I almost feel…proud.


  8. zehn333 on September 17th, 2008 8:47 am

    I think we need to instate a banhammer for people who post FIRSTs. It’s getting quite annoying lol. But yes. Much, much fail. I think we’re starting to dig through the bottom of the barrel for wolf jokes now. Please, Shawn, prove me wrong. I love a good wolf joke.

  9. david2222121 on September 17th, 2008 8:52 am

    Meh. If it’s idiots who think that all caps give them +20 intelligence, by all means. But really, whats wrong with adding a “First!” to a comment that can actually stand up on its own?
    Oh, and seventh.

  10. FrEEz on September 17th, 2008 9:49 am

    What’s this, a wolf joke? Oh it’s wolf wednesday! 1/5

  11. FrEEz on September 17th, 2008 9:51 am

    Oh and i forgot to say, why was the site down a few hours ago o.O??

  12. Gneekman on September 17th, 2008 10:21 am

    @Pigeon Army
    It’s Wolf O’Donnell.

  13. Rodge on September 17th, 2008 10:35 am

    oh god this website wrecked wolf jokes

  14. Sponge Pore on September 17th, 2008 10:40 am

    Er, wow, I’m sorry, guess I only found this funny because of an inside joke. The Wolf jokes must be getting old by now, yeah, but meh, oh well.

  15. Nick Soapdish on September 17th, 2008 11:13 am

    I think it’d be a lot better if you got rid of the “dead”. Then it’d imply that wolf actually stopped the ox and now it’s dead. Otherwise is the dead ox trying to do something?

  16. Sponge Pore on September 17th, 2008 11:26 am

    You have a point. Though when Stephen and I made it, it was used more to be an adjective to kinda act as the “Star” of Star Fox. Still, you’re probably right. Thanks.

  17. Animedevildog on September 17th, 2008 11:47 am

    @Pigeon Army
    Next time, you gotta block THREE firsts… otherwise, I’ll sick Ashly on you.
    As for the fox joke, this one was weak as hell… 2/5

  18. Riot on September 17th, 2008 12:00 pm

    Quite funny actually… it rhymes well and i do hate it whan they die on me. stop dying dammit! MOVE FASTER i tell you!

  19. Dracula on September 17th, 2008 12:15 pm

    I’m glad Wolf is back……but this wasn’t too funny…..3/5!

  20. Shawn Handyside on September 17th, 2008 12:37 pm

    I can’t help it… there’s a special place in my heart for Oregon Trail!

  21. Kreachure on September 17th, 2008 3:07 pm

    So the wolf jokes are getting more and more farfetched, huh…

  22. Romak on September 17th, 2008 3:35 pm

    Wolf, please… go die of dysentery. 1/5

  23. TheDJ17 on September 17th, 2008 4:32 pm

    Stupid dead ox… dieing!

  24. Heidar on September 17th, 2008 4:40 pm

    sigh fail

  25. Someguy503 on September 17th, 2008 4:59 pm

    I thought it was funny for a wolf joke.

  26. rikumelenium on September 17th, 2008 5:35 pm

    sad thing about this pic, is that i actually think i have Oregon Trail II =.= or some demo version. that crap is oooooooooold

  27. Linky on September 17th, 2008 6:13 pm

    There was an Inside joke that only me and Daniel can really understand. That’s probably why we found it hilarious. Oh well Wolf Joke or not. it’s just a basic lolz

  28. Shadow Link on September 17th, 2008 6:34 pm

    5/5 just because it’s Oregon Trail. XD

  29. burnoutspartan on September 17th, 2008 6:35 pm

    Woa woa woa woaaa!

  30. [chemical.kirby] on September 17th, 2008 6:52 pm

    how does this have 2.5?
    i lol’d harder then ushally

  31. Pigeon Army on September 17th, 2008 7:08 pm


    NYAR! I cannot believe I made such an amateur mistake. I hereby hand in my Official Geek Badge, and trudge off into the sunset, shamed.

  32. the king of space on September 17th, 2008 11:48 pm

    shawn fails

  33. Spartacus1013 on September 18th, 2008 3:15 am

    I gave em one point extra for going retro-gaming, but that only means its a 2/5. Still a tired joke. Really, really tired.

  34. That Guy on September 18th, 2008 4:24 am

    I think “I can’t let you morn that Dead OX” Or something other than “I can’t let you do that” because its washing out the original wolf jokes

  35. Animedevildog on September 18th, 2008 10:05 am

    I think you truely confused the server. It textwraps the rest of our posts…

  36. Exploderizer on September 18th, 2008 4:05 pm

    No, Shawn has to do that, he has to fix the server and wrap it up, take it from a guy with experience.:P
    As for Fargleblah, you should apologize to Shawn, okay? LIKE RIGHT NOW.

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