
Sorry Wolf, not even you can bring back the dead!
Idea by Daniel C. and edited by Stephen V.


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Categories: Can't Let You Do That, Depressing, Nintendo, Oregon Trail, PC, Retro, StarFox, The Great Outdoors ![]() · Leave a comment () 36 Comments ![]() |
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-- "Can't let you do that, live Ox!"
And so Ox died
Wolf McLeod -- the Troy McClure of Halolz.
First. AND U PHAIL! WITH A CAPITAL PH!
this ones okay for a WOLF JOKE but otherwise LOLOLOL FIRST COMMENT
Pigeon STEALIN MAH COMMENT! Still This Phails
I hate you 2 >:(
Wow. I stopped two separate “FIRST OLOLOLZ!!!1!” comments.
I almost feel…proud.
Hehehehe.
I think we need to instate a banhammer for people who post FIRSTs. It’s getting quite annoying lol. But yes. Much, much fail. I think we’re starting to dig through the bottom of the barrel for wolf jokes now. Please, Shawn, prove me wrong. I love a good wolf joke.
Meh. If it’s idiots who think that all caps give them +20 intelligence, by all means. But really, whats wrong with adding a “First!” to a comment that can actually stand up on its own?
Oh, and seventh.
What’s this, a wolf joke? Oh it’s wolf wednesday! 1/5
Oh and i forgot to say, why was the site down a few hours ago o.O??
@Pigeon Army
It’s Wolf O’Donnell.
Fail.
oh god this website wrecked wolf jokes
Er, wow, I’m sorry, guess I only found this funny because of an inside joke. The Wolf jokes must be getting old by now, yeah, but meh, oh well.
I think it’d be a lot better if you got rid of the “dead”. Then it’d imply that wolf actually stopped the ox and now it’s dead. Otherwise is the dead ox trying to do something?
You have a point. Though when Stephen and I made it, it was used more to be an adjective to kinda act as the “Star” of Star Fox. Still, you’re probably right. Thanks.
@Pigeon Army
Next time, you gotta block THREE firsts… otherwise, I’ll sick Ashly on you.
As for the fox joke, this one was weak as hell… 2/5
Quite funny actually… it rhymes well and i do hate it whan they die on me. stop dying dammit! MOVE FASTER i tell you!
I’m glad Wolf is back……but this wasn’t too funny…..3/5!
I can’t help it… there’s a special place in my heart for Oregon Trail!
So the wolf jokes are getting more and more farfetched, huh…
Wolf, please… go die of dysentery. 1/5
Stupid dead ox… dieing!
sigh fail
I thought it was funny for a wolf joke.
sad thing about this pic, is that i actually think i have Oregon Trail II =.= or some demo version. that crap is oooooooooold
There was an Inside joke that only me and Daniel can really understand. That’s probably why we found it hilarious. Oh well Wolf Joke or not. it’s just a basic lolz
5/5 just because it’s Oregon Trail. XD
Woa woa woa woaaa!
1/5
how does this have 2.5?
i lol’d harder then ushally
5
@Gneekman
NYAR! I cannot believe I made such an amateur mistake. I hereby hand in my Official Geek Badge, and trudge off into the sunset, shamed.
shawn fails
I gave em one point extra for going retro-gaming, but that only means its a 2/5. Still a tired joke. Really, really tired.
I think “I can’t let you morn that Dead OX” Or something other than “I can’t let you do that” because its washing out the original wolf jokes
@Fargleblah
I think you truely confused the server. It textwraps the rest of our posts…
@Animedevildog
No, Shawn has to do that, he has to fix the server and wrap it up, take it from a guy with experience.:P
As for Fargleblah, you should apologize to Shawn, okay? LIKE RIGHT NOW.