Errrrr…. yeah. Goatse is the last thing I ever wanted made into a Spore creature…
Video , if you’re into that sort of thing… but really just the image gets the point across.
Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 15, 2008 · 1:21 PM |
Categories: Adult Situations, Bad Ideas, Disturbing, Electronic Arts, Internets, Maxis, No Caption Needed, PC, Spore, Too Much Free Time · Leave a comment () 32 Comments |
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Damn you, intermawebs!
*shudder*
Listen to it in the video o_O
Seen better. And by better, I mean at least twice as disturbing.
@Lekonua
i think thats a good thing that this one isnt that good….
That’s just…just…ugh.
Why am I surprised that there’s so many Goatse creatures on Youtube?
I can see forever! @.@
That would be the perfect Ace Ventura tribute
ASSHOLIO!
Bone chilling
*sings* The internet is for Sporn, The internet is for Sporn…..
AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
I don’t know why I’m even surprised by these things anymore…
There was a much, MUCH worse one a friend linked me a while back when they put the free creature creator up. Look at these, a huge list of many terrible, terrible creations. Lookie: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=spore+goatse&search_type=&aq=f In the meantime i’ll dig up old chatlogs and hope i find it. Oh and other that the person who made this is going to hell. I won’t rate, because I will rate it badly due to how wrong this is.
Fake edit since we need a forum (i’m looking at you shawn) : Here’s a pedobear creature, more funny :3 rel="nofollow">
Please… no more spores… I know that VG lols goes here but… no more spores…
Or rather, make a spore day. So i will know which day NOT to look on halolz.
Great, all I needed today was a picture that reminded me of ass stretching man.
Oh god…oh god oh god oh god…my mind has been raped…again…
I heard of this whatchama callit.
Didn’t want to see it because it made me feel weird in.. THAT area. Sorta like when you see a fellow dude get whacked in the balls.
And well…
GAHHH!!!
>_<
All I see is a creature with claws in its eyes and that kinda looks like a wannabe Zelda boss (you know, the generic eye).
People are just disturbing nowadays…
God, I hate sporn
>.<
And for a moment I though it was the small version of the boss from Ocarina of Time the boss from the Deku Tree, I forgot the name though. :(
no, just…no
Yeah, I remember goatse. So, so horribly disgusting as it was, this doesn’t make me feel nearly as violated. This is just a funny little purple creature that needs to hold it’s eye open to see.
It’s BROWN eye.
*winkwink*.
Damn… “its” should have no apostraphe, I always do that.
And btw, I forgot to mention, I think this picture would be funnier with a caption. Something like… “This is my seeing-hole.” Something that’ll disturb, while still being not too gross that it won’t be funny.
Actually, “This is my seeing-hole” may be construed as too-gross-to-be-funny. Any suggestions?
Anything that sees out of it’s shitter is just plain wrong! Now I’m scarred for life… again
Goatse is the reason I hate Encyclopedia Dramatica. NOW YOU BRING IT HERE? GORRAM YOU, SHAWN HANDYSIDE! GORRAM YOU!
Srry for the triple post, but I wanted to mention… you can tell from it’s shadow that it only looks like it’s holding open its… “eye” from this angle, and that its hands are actually not even that close to touching its body.
Thought that might comfort anyone who’s so freaked out they’re freaking out when looking at this picture. Freak out.
Oh, thank God no one made a joke about putting this under the "Tasty Treats" category yet…
>_>
ZOMG 30TH
O SHI-
Bad memories.
Internet rule #34-If it exists there's porn of it.
Internet rule #34b-If it exists there's sporn of it.
DO NOT WANT!