Goatse - Spore Creature

Errrrr…. yeah. Goatse is the last thing I ever wanted made into a Spore creature…
Video here” />here” type=”application/x-shockwave-flash” allowfullscreen=”true” width=”500″ height=”344″>, if you’re into that sort of thing… but really just the image gets the point across.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 15, 2008 · 1:21 PM 
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Adult Situations, Bad Ideas, Disturbing, Electronic Arts, Internets, Maxis, No Caption Needed, PC, Spore, Too Much Free Time

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32 Responses to “Goatse – Spore Creature”

  1. Romak on September 15th, 2008 1:24 pm

    Damn you, intermawebs!

  2. Kal on September 15th, 2008 1:31 pm

    *shudder*

  3. Deadalive on September 15th, 2008 1:35 pm

    Listen to it in the video o_O

  4. Lekonua on September 15th, 2008 2:04 pm

    Seen better. And by better, I mean at least twice as disturbing.

  5. killercartoons on September 15th, 2008 2:07 pm

    @Lekonua
    i think thats a good thing that this one isnt that good….

  6. CelticPredator on September 15th, 2008 2:16 pm

    That’s just…just…ugh.

  7. Chris on September 15th, 2008 2:17 pm

    Why am I surprised that there’s so many Goatse creatures on Youtube?

  8. Persona Non Grata on September 15th, 2008 2:17 pm

    I can see forever! @.@

  9. Animedevildog on September 15th, 2008 2:24 pm

    That would be the perfect Ace Ventura tribute
    ASSHOLIO!

  10. Spartacus1013 on September 15th, 2008 2:25 pm

    Bone chilling

  11. IvanaBAnonymous on September 15th, 2008 2:29 pm

    *sings* The internet is for Sporn, The internet is for Sporn…..

  12. Jeot21 on September 15th, 2008 2:33 pm

    AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

  13. CelticPredator on September 15th, 2008 2:48 pm

    I don’t know why I’m even surprised by these things anymore…

  14. FrEEz on September 15th, 2008 2:59 pm

    There was a much, MUCH worse one a friend linked me a while back when they put the free creature creator up. Look at these, a huge list of many terrible, terrible creations. Lookie: http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=spore+goatse&search_type=&aq=f In the meantime i’ll dig up old chatlogs and hope i find it. Oh and other that the person who made this is going to hell. I won’t rate, because I will rate it badly due to how wrong this is.

  15. FrEEz on September 15th, 2008 3:03 pm

    Fake edit since we need a forum (i’m looking at you shawn) : Here’s a pedobear creature, more funny :3 rel="nofollow">

  16. Riot on September 15th, 2008 3:32 pm

    Please… no more spores… I know that VG lols goes here but… no more spores…

    Or rather, make a spore day. So i will know which day NOT to look on halolz.

  17. CaptainBaconMan on September 15th, 2008 4:51 pm

    Great, all I needed today was a picture that reminded me of ass stretching man.

  18. Heidar on September 15th, 2008 7:05 pm

    Oh god…oh god oh god oh god…my mind has been raped…again…

  19. Proto on September 15th, 2008 9:12 pm

    I heard of this whatchama callit.
    Didn’t want to see it because it made me feel weird in.. THAT area. Sorta like when you see a fellow dude get whacked in the balls.
    And well…
    GAHHH!!!
    >_<

  20. Vabolo on September 15th, 2008 9:16 pm

    All I see is a creature with claws in its eyes and that kinda looks like a wannabe Zelda boss (you know, the generic eye).

  21. FloppyToast on September 15th, 2008 9:52 pm

    People are just disturbing nowadays…

  22. Dracula on September 15th, 2008 11:06 pm

    God, I hate sporn
    >.<

  23. Godot on September 16th, 2008 3:41 am

    And for a moment I though it was the small version of the boss from Ocarina of Time the boss from the Deku Tree, I forgot the name though. :(

  24. RonFalco on September 16th, 2008 7:22 am

    no, just…no

  25. Pickle on September 16th, 2008 10:20 am

    Yeah, I remember goatse. So, so horribly disgusting as it was, this doesn’t make me feel nearly as violated. This is just a funny little purple creature that needs to hold it’s eye open to see.
    It’s BROWN eye.
    *winkwink*.

  26. Pickle on September 16th, 2008 10:24 am

    Damn… “its” should have no apostraphe, I always do that.
    And btw, I forgot to mention, I think this picture would be funnier with a caption. Something like… “This is my seeing-hole.” Something that’ll disturb, while still being not too gross that it won’t be funny.
    Actually, “This is my seeing-hole” may be construed as too-gross-to-be-funny. Any suggestions?

  27. Animedevildog on September 16th, 2008 11:39 am

    Anything that sees out of it’s shitter is just plain wrong! Now I’m scarred for life… again

  28. Pigeon Army on September 17th, 2008 12:36 am

    Goatse is the reason I hate Encyclopedia Dramatica. NOW YOU BRING IT HERE? GORRAM YOU, SHAWN HANDYSIDE! GORRAM YOU!

  29. Pickle on September 17th, 2008 4:37 pm

    Srry for the triple post, but I wanted to mention… you can tell from it’s shadow that it only looks like it’s holding open its… “eye” from this angle, and that its hands are actually not even that close to touching its body.
    Thought that might comfort anyone who’s so freaked out they’re freaking out when looking at this picture. Freak out.

  30. Exploderizer on September 19th, 2008 1:26 pm

    Oh, thank God no one made a joke about putting this under the "Tasty Treats" category yet…

    >_>

    ZOMG 30TH

  31. kingofretards on October 30th, 2008 7:52 pm

    O SHI-
    Bad memories.

  32. TheRedGrunt on March 5th, 2009 10:45 pm

    Internet rule #34-If it exists there's porn of it.
    Internet rule #34b-If it exists there's sporn of it.
    DO NOT WANT!

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