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YOU’LL GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME!

Jeez, Hurricane Ike is a total dick!
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YOU’LL GET NO SYMPATHY FROM ME!



Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 9, 2008 · 2:55 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (220 votes, average: 4.53 out of 5)
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Orion X · 873 weeks ago

He's definitely Aether-ing Cuba's ass right now.

(Aether = god of sky in Greek mythology to those who didn't know.)
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Gamegeneral · 873 weeks ago

God forbid he gets the smash ball...

They day after tomorrow.

or florida gets cut off. one or the other.
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[chemical.kirby] · 873 weeks ago

i wanted to make a joke like this

but i didn't have the guts xD

5/5
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Lekonua · 873 weeks ago

But in regards to the stealing of jokes, be honest: who DIDN'T think of something like this when you first heard the name?
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Alex · 873 weeks ago

i knew someone was gonna make this joke sooner or later lol
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zinraidragon · 873 weeks ago

I saw this coming lol. 5/5
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GameBuddy · 873 weeks ago

I here he's going to be fighting for his friends, Gustav and Hannah.
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Exploderizer · 873 weeks ago

4th

Shit,I wish I could keep up with these things...NOW I get it,but before I was like "HOLY SHIT, THERE ARE HURRICANES?O_O" cuz I wasn't in USA, but now I fucking rofl'd.

Also, 4th.
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Exploderizer · 873 weeks ago

CRAP, Orion beat me to 4th...

5th and 6th.

>_>
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B-mac · 873 weeks ago

We're gonna get a bunch of Ike jokes now?... awesome.
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Don · 873 weeks ago

@Exploderizer

You're too slow.
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IvanaBAnonymous · 873 weeks ago

cute
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tonuchi · 873 weeks ago

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Excuse me. But I was totally making this today in class and didn't have time to finish it... grrrrr. (same quote too)

So when I saw the title in the rss feed. Dang... a little pissed

But great job.
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CaptainBaconMan · 873 weeks ago

OHSHI-

I'm in Georgia. Have mercy!
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Sir. Suicide · 873 weeks ago

I saw this on 4chan i laughed.
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Blue-Chameleon · 873 weeks ago

As soon as I heard it was called Ike I was like 'What's next, Jigglypuff?'

=D
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Pigeon Army · 873 weeks ago

GREAT AETHER!
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Hoshika-Pichu · 873 weeks ago

PREPARE YOURSELF
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LOLCUNO · 873 weeks ago

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Dracula · 873 weeks ago

Lol

I was waiting for this one.

5/5
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Exploderizer · 873 weeks ago

@LOLCUNO

ummmm,the site you linked to says someone stol THEIR drawing from THIS site...

YOU'RE FUCKING CONFUSING

19th
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Tutu · 873 weeks ago

Well the drawing was posted sept 6th so the drawing came first.
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Lekonua · 873 weeks ago

@ GameBuddy

Damn it, I was gonna say that, but I couldn't remember the other hurricanes' names. >_<
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Allen · 873 weeks ago

Pure Win. 5*
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Exalt · 873 weeks ago

I saw this coming from a mile away.
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superperson · 873 weeks ago

exactally what i thought when i first saw it.
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Ripshot · 873 weeks ago

I feel like an ass for how hard I laughed at this one ):
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Kbman · 873 weeks ago

@ Johnny Cockass

Congratulations on learning how to type, Johnny!

By the way, how did you like your new Kindergarten teacher?

Hey Florida, prepare yourself!
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Shadow Link · 873 weeks ago

LOL, I was thinking the same thing when I heard it was called Ike.
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killercartoons · 873 weeks ago

@Kbman

who the heck are you talking to?

@LOLCUNO

and yeah, since you know, no one else thought of that, or the fact that This Pic > That Paint Pic....
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Kbman · 873 weeks ago

Hmm, a spam filter seems to have deleted the post I was referring to.

Oh well.

(Some little buttmunch thought that typing a bunch of profanity into the comment box would be funny)
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Random · 873 weeks ago

There's just one thing....

Its not going to Florida, its heading towards Texas, trust me, i know, I live in Florida and have been tracking it.
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Dark Light · 873 weeks ago

I knew what was gonna happen when it was still Tropical Storm Ike. The worst part is, I had the Tabuu music playing when I saw this...
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Romak · 873 weeks ago

Too bad spam filters don't stop trolls... Anyway, regarding the pic, I couldn't stop laughing when my friend told this joke the other day. 5/5
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SpiralCocktail · 873 weeks ago

You suck, Scott.
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Teradohn · 873 weeks ago

The caption... is perfect... XD -still lol'ing-
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Ilk · 873 weeks ago

Lmao!

=^_^=
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CJ · 873 weeks ago

I dunno... lil funny, but makes me uneasy too. Guess I just have a conscience...
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killercartoons · 873 weeks ago

@ CJ

hey, you got to laugh at the bad things sometimes, makes them easier to live with
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Segasonicdude · 873 weeks ago

God Help us all if there should ever be Hurricane Captain Falcon
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Tanuki · 872 weeks ago

Glad to knwo I wasn't the only one who knew this was coming.
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Heidar · 872 weeks ago

Well, we all knew that Ike was OP to begin with
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Ridley · 872 weeks ago

MY FRIENDS FIGHT FOR ME
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Happy · 872 weeks ago

@Segasonicdude: good god LOL
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Shadow Link · 872 weeks ago

@Segasonicdude

Jesus, man, don't even SAY stuff like that! O.O
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G1drake · 872 weeks ago

but, if the caption was,I FIGHT FOR MY FRIENDS?
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DeathJam · 872 weeks ago

Sorry, i can't help but lol so hard at this.

@Segasonicdude

XD, i actually HOPING a hurricane comes named that, just to see the epicness and destruction
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krazykid3361 · 872 weeks ago

LOL'D hard at this one!
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crakalaka · 872 weeks ago

i live near where its supposed to hit and ikes a top tier hurricane

were screwed
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Rayza B · 872 weeks ago

/ Well if you die, then goodbye. /
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