If you ever wanted to see the Scout from Team Fortress 2 beat the crap out of people with a giant dildo, today’s your lucky day!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 4, 2008 · 8:13 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (132 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)
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45 Responses to “[VIDEO] Scout Bat Replacement”

  1. your mom on September 4th, 2008 8:15 am

    First Comment. And Nice Vid :D

  2. sir_auronDX on September 4th, 2008 8:20 am

    people who first comment etc are virgins with no life <D

    On topic….
    saw that ages ago yet….its so….flexi….ALSO DID YOU HEAR THE HORSE WHEN IT CRITS!?

  3. your mom on September 4th, 2008 8:22 am

    I just got my 1st comment ever. :( Not Nice.

  4. your mom on September 4th, 2008 8:22 am

    The vid is nice not you.

  5. Pigeon Army on September 4th, 2008 8:34 am

    I’m…I’m shocked, stunned, and a little bit violated. God save us all.

  6. Hunter Belmont on September 4th, 2008 8:46 am

    the spys have it the worst nothing more humilating than that

  7. Blueskrl on September 4th, 2008 9:21 am

    Oh dear god, its true! Furries ruin everything D: *is one of them, knows from experience*

  8. FrEEz on September 4th, 2008 9:57 am

    Two questions.
    1. How the HELL is taht possible?
    2. This is incredibly disturbing.
    For those two reasons, i can’t rate :(

  9. Lekonua on September 4th, 2008 10:32 am

    This is either the most hilarious thing I’ve ever seen, or the most disturbing.

  10. Nick Soapdish on September 4th, 2008 10:37 am

    So the sodomy jokes have jumped from Smash Bros to Team Fortress now?

  11. GRiM on September 4th, 2008 11:18 am

    what if this was leaked footage of the scout's upgraded baseball bat?

    WHAT IF?

  12. Jusenkyo on September 4th, 2008 11:55 am

    @ Lekonua
    A little of both, I’d wager.

  13. Orion Fury on September 4th, 2008 11:56 am

    O M G

  14. LT on September 4th, 2008 1:30 pm



  15. Romak on September 4th, 2008 1:32 pm


  16. IvanaBAnonymous on September 4th, 2008 2:28 pm

    Nothing surprises me anymore.

  17. BONK! on September 4th, 2008 3:55 pm

    So messed up, it’s funny.

  18. Technoskull on September 4th, 2008 4:27 pm

    dear god, the deatil put in to that XD

  19. FrEEz on September 4th, 2008 4:38 pm

    @ Technoskull just thank god it’s coloured blue and not realistic D:

  20. Ads on September 4th, 2008 4:39 pm

    i am not sure is if is a Z:OoT or WC:3 horse…

  21. SteampunkWench's Ghost on September 4th, 2008 5:03 pm

    Why is the image of Scout beating Spy up with a donkey sized dildo turning me on so much…?

  22. CaptainBaconMan on September 4th, 2008 5:17 pm


  23. Haywire on September 4th, 2008 5:56 pm

    That is fucking disgusting.

  24. Cheat2Win on September 4th, 2008 6:01 pm

    My good side wants to throw up. My evil side is in stitches.

  25. Random Man on September 4th, 2008 6:15 pm

    The spies got dildo’d to death v.v

  26. Red on September 4th, 2008 6:21 pm

    I feel dirty… :6

  27. Minespatch on September 4th, 2008 6:51 pm

    Gack! Ack!


    Um, is it over? I think I felt my heart stop from that thing that just violated my mind right now…


    Poor spies… D:

  28. Flagman on September 4th, 2008 7:02 pm

    I think I need to boil my eyes…

  29. Sarth on September 4th, 2008 9:08 pm

    It’s funny because Boink is a porn magazine.

  30. Minespatch on September 4th, 2008 10:48 pm


  31. Rayza B on September 5th, 2008 1:30 am


  32. Paulrus on September 5th, 2008 1:32 am

    I want to download that. My “SO, I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPS?” spray isn’t disturbing enough people.

  33. Ernie on September 5th, 2008 3:11 am

    That was pretty high on the list of things I never wanted to see.

  34. Fenwurz on September 5th, 2008 2:04 pm

    That was the funniest thing I have ever seen. The person that put so much detail into that thing has no life though. 5*s!

  35. Oongawasquid on September 5th, 2008 3:16 pm


  36. rikumelenium on September 5th, 2008 5:47 pm

    that’s because it was a blue scout…just think if it was a red scout >_>

  37. Stick on September 5th, 2008 5:58 pm

    Half of my brain has been fried. The other one has started collecting porn magtazines.

  38. GameBuddy on September 6th, 2008 12:11 am

    And here I had blocked the memory of this on Kotaku out so well. Thanks for reminding it me it wasn’t a nightmare, Halolz.

  39. Will on September 8th, 2008 8:06 pm

    wow, i feel moderately violated, though, bot as much as those spies do, being beaten to death with a giant fake humdiddly and all.

  40. Will on September 8th, 2008 8:06 pm

    i mean not.
    there went all the umph of my post.

  41. Husky on September 9th, 2008 7:25 am

    wow that was wierdly strange and funny don’t know how’d you get that. ahhh bonk!!

    Ps: ppl in you’re stac comics are dying for updates … ;D

  42. Halolz on September 13th, 2008 5:26 am

    […] be drawn as far as offensiveness goes. I mean we’ve had lesbian Mudkips, vinyl Birdo cosplay, Team Fortress 2 dildos and even a joke about Christopher Reeve’s spinal injury… but even against all that I […]

  43. leaver of comments on December 30th, 2008 2:46 pm

    hey have you guys ever seen the movie lock stock and two smoking barrels? this seems like its a reference to the movie, cuz there is a part where the main antagonist beats this guy to death with a huge black dildo

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