I can’t let you do that, fox in socks.

death.au reminds us that Wolf jokes aren’t all that funny if they don’t rhyme!

I can’t let you do that, fox in socks.


Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 3, 2008 · 11:50 PM
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (264 votes, average: 4.57 out of 5)
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62 Responses to “I can’t let you do that, fox in socks.”

  1. Deth2Gerbilz on September 3rd, 2008 11:57 pm

    F!R$T p0$T!!!!

  2. Romak on September 3rd, 2008 11:58 pm

    OH GOD, NO!!

  3. lolocaust on September 4th, 2008 12:03 am

    lolol im just like cancer lololol

  4. smashpro1 on September 4th, 2008 12:15 am

    Fuck yes!

  5. Evitron on September 4th, 2008 12:28 am

    …I laughed.

  6. worksforme on September 4th, 2008 12:28 am

    Genius use of wolf

  7. Brocken on September 4th, 2008 12:34 am

    That is the best one since the original.

  8. JD on September 4th, 2008 12:35 am

    Never thought of that. So damn hilarious.

  9. IvanaBAnonymous on September 4th, 2008 12:42 am

    now THAT’S funny

  10. Nick Soapdish on September 4th, 2008 12:48 am

    Absolutely fantastic. I also love the 2nd picture of wolf pointing at the blocks. This is one of the best entries on the site.
    So great, especially after that last sick wolf joke :P

  11. Asbduhas on September 4th, 2008 12:48 am

    This one is actually quite funny! 4/5
    and may I be the first to say: “Holy crap, 16 wolf jokes in a single submission”

  12. Asbduhas on September 4th, 2008 12:50 am

    oops make that 8, not 16 >_<

  13. lolocaust on September 4th, 2008 12:53 am

    lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol 13th

  14. tonuchi on September 4th, 2008 12:56 am

    Am I the only one who enjoys them when the subject not only rhymes with -fox but is two syllables (star-fox) or at least follows the original closer.

    While this one is kinda cool it seems bad to me for that reason. Maybe I am over re-acting.

  15. GameBuddy on September 4th, 2008 1:01 am

    Bonus points for using a second Wolf pic.

  16. Minespatch on September 4th, 2008 1:04 am

    Man, well, at least this is better than the Cox and Donkey-serious pics from earlier today…

  17. Draco Advigilat on September 4th, 2008 1:13 am

    “lolol im just like cancer lololol”
    Why, because nobody likes you?

    Anyway, on topic - funny, though it might have been better with only the first page.

  18. Pigeon Army on September 4th, 2008 1:36 am

    Roflicious. The ultimate crossover has been perpetrated - NintendoxDr. Seuss.

  19. Bucky on September 4th, 2008 1:47 am

    Do…want?

    WUT

  20. Kuromatsu on September 4th, 2008 1:58 am

    Holy Dukar! Wolf is in a different pose this time!

  21. Godot on September 4th, 2008 2:20 am

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  22. Segasonicdude on September 4th, 2008 2:51 am

    Wow…a good one

    My Hope in Humanity is sustained for yet another Wolf Wednesday

  23. Rayza B on September 4th, 2008 3:42 am

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  24. luckydog on September 4th, 2008 3:52 am

    I wish I had a delete button.

    I thought it was really clever. It’s certainly a new way of using Wolf. :3

  25. [chemical.kirby] on September 4th, 2008 4:11 am

    oh,so there IS good wolf jokes :0
    amazing/5
    page strechers:go die

  26. SonicXV on September 4th, 2008 6:53 am

    Winnur

  27. Twentay on September 4th, 2008 7:46 am

    Well
    I think someone should just do a whole book of that
    and let children read it
    social experiment

  28. Narbtastic! on September 4th, 2008 7:55 am

    @Twentay

    That’s an extremely good idea.

    Also, this pikshoor is quite clever. I wouldn’t have thought of that. Epic/5.

  29. Ars Arcanum on September 4th, 2008 8:07 am

    …is it just me or do wolf jokes seem funnier because of the “Can’t let you do that, Cox” one? Nevertheless, I stick to my principles. 1/5.

  30. your mom on September 4th, 2008 8:07 am

    Credits. You found Great Use of Wolf Jokes and Dr Seuss

  31. Lekonua on September 4th, 2008 9:01 am

    Brilliant. I can’t say much more than that. 5/5

  32. Personae Non Gratae on September 4th, 2008 9:07 am

    Wow. Just Wow.

  33. Orion X on September 4th, 2008 10:37 am

    Nice. The arm cannon just made it for me, though.

  34. Orion X on September 4th, 2008 10:37 am

    The fact that it looks like an arm cannon, rather…

  35. NCHammer326 on September 4th, 2008 11:02 am

    Genius.

  36. Memoriam on September 4th, 2008 11:03 am

    I would have just gone with Green Eggs and Ham, but this works quite well.

  37. Orion Fury on September 4th, 2008 11:55 am

    Took someone long enough to do a Dr Seuss one…

  38. Necro on September 4th, 2008 12:18 pm

    lulz

  39. killercartoons on September 4th, 2008 12:57 pm

    wait where did star wolf get that gun!?

  40. zinraidragon on September 4th, 2008 2:01 pm

    lol best since the original lol. A winner is you/5

  41. MushroomBoy on September 4th, 2008 2:30 pm

    just when you think it’s dead, the best one yet shows.

    outstanding.

  42. RonFalco on September 4th, 2008 2:49 pm

    One of the few golden wolf jokes out there.

  43. Gehraz on September 4th, 2008 3:45 pm

    Oh snap

  44. Gunsandblades on September 4th, 2008 4:11 pm

    …pure…win

  45. Hoshika-Pichu on September 4th, 2008 4:20 pm

    Epic win.

  46. B-mac on September 4th, 2008 4:24 pm

    Pure epic win. :P

  47. Atomic on September 4th, 2008 5:30 pm

    It may be overkill, but it’s friggin hilarious

  48. Blue-Chameleon on September 4th, 2008 5:45 pm

    At last! And yes, they are SO much better when they rhyme!

  49. Cheat2Win on September 4th, 2008 5:56 pm

    I guess Wolf Wednesdays aren’t drawing to a close after all! Bonus points for using something completely different. I never ever expected Dr. Seuss books to be used as a joke (but then again, this is the internets.) 5/5′d.

  50. jjjwhehe on September 4th, 2008 6:53 pm

    ok once again wolf jokes are to old anyone who laughs at them anymore as the humor of a 5 year old.

  51. ManiacalZManiac on September 4th, 2008 6:54 pm

    HAHAHA!!! That’s The most Amazing Thing Evar.

  52. Hirofox on September 4th, 2008 8:22 pm

    See, THIS is what Wolf jokes should be like. Now we just need to see the return of the anti/countermeme…

  53. Dan on September 4th, 2008 8:58 pm

    Bah, I had to actually log in to comment. It was too much like ‘effort.’ Any way, it’s nice to see a return to rhyming Wolf jokes, and this is also the first time we’ve seen him in a different pose. I probably would have stopped at the first half which actualy rhymes with the original line “I can’t let you do that Star Fox” but more Wolf is never a bad thing.
    Almost never I should say, because the last one was terrible in ways that are difficult to describe in mere words.

  54. Teradohn on September 4th, 2008 9:59 pm

    Overkill! OVERKILL!!

    In other news, glad to see Shawn finally made a “Can’t let you do that” category!

  55. silentdre on September 6th, 2008 1:39 am

    I…didn’t like this one so much.

  56. That Guy on September 6th, 2008 11:34 am

    Its GOLD!

  57. Will on September 6th, 2008 11:58 am

    nice homage to dr suess, but it shouldve been posted on like, Dr Suess’s birthday

  58. Will on September 6th, 2008 11:59 am

    that wouldve been epic

  59. Ripshot on September 6th, 2008 7:58 pm

    God… Damn…
    you just won an internet death.au

  60. jwhude on September 7th, 2008 10:36 am

    Epic fail.

  61. thereisnospoon on October 5th, 2008 1:57 am

    I’m gonna have to agree with the others.. epic win.

  62. Riki on October 8th, 2008 5:42 am

    genus!

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