Can’t let you do that, Cox!

When Wolf doesn’t want you to have kids, you ain’t having kids! Thanks Nick Soapdish, for taking us all to hell with you.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 3, 2008 · 6:50 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (223 votes, average: 2.65 out of 5)
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Can't Let You Do That, Depressing, Disturbing, Health & Fitness, Nintendo, StarFox

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49 Responses to “Can’t let you do that, Cox!”

  1. GRiM on September 3rd, 2008 7:04 pm

    meh, i was gonna go to hell anyway. if it exists..


    i don’t really get the joke because i’m too lazy to read the article, BUT AT LEAST THIS JOKE RHYMES THIS TIME

  2. Glitch on September 3rd, 2008 7:11 pm

    This is funny as hell.

  3. Pauld'Arbonne on September 3rd, 2008 7:18 pm

    … well, that was stupid…

  4. Dracula on September 3rd, 2008 7:24 pm

    The joke was pretty funny, but I’m just glad the wolf jokes are back.

  5. Forsaken Billy on September 3rd, 2008 7:34 pm

    You know, I really don’t find miscarriages all that funny…

  6. Sarth on September 3rd, 2008 7:44 pm

    Courtney Cox, I love you, Your so hot, On that show.

  7. Brocken on September 3rd, 2008 8:16 pm

    Wow, I think this is the poorest joke on the site. 1/5

  8. jjenjr on September 3rd, 2008 8:21 pm

    I think I Like this joke.

  9. Glitch on September 3rd, 2008 8:29 pm

    Why is everyone so offended, this is funny

  10. SonicXV on September 3rd, 2008 8:30 pm


  11. jarjar_head on September 3rd, 2008 8:30 pm

    This joke seems in awfully poor taste, even for Wolf.

  12. Dark Light on September 3rd, 2008 8:42 pm

    Wolf needs a time out for Prevention in Poor taste.

  13. Personae Non Gratae on September 3rd, 2008 8:45 pm

    Bad taste. This pic has it.

  14. Zeromaxx on September 3rd, 2008 8:53 pm

    please someone put wolf down before i have to step in myself…it wont be pretty considering i already have some outstanding hate for him…

  15. Cheat2Win on September 3rd, 2008 9:00 pm

    I think the whole “Wolf Wednesdays” thing is drawing to a close because Halolz has been posting some really subpar wolf jokes lately (excluding the Disable one). 2/5 because Cox rhymes with Fox.

  16. Chattling on on September 3rd, 2008 9:03 pm

    Miscarriages never make things funny.
    Just look at Ctrl+Alt+Del.

  17. smashpro1 on September 3rd, 2008 9:12 pm

    @Chattling On, I dunno, some of the edits people have done to that were pretty funny, but this was one of the most uncomfortable ones, besides the Christopher Reeves one

  18. Nick Soapdish on September 3rd, 2008 9:26 pm

    Oh man I didn’t think this would get posted cause I admit it’s in really poor taste but I threw it out there anyway.
    All hate can be directed this way.
    To the other people who found this funny I’ll see you guys in hell. We’ll do lunch.

  19. Kuromatsu on September 3rd, 2008 9:28 pm

    I know Wolf is bad and all that, but is he really that bad to kill babies?

    Grah, I’ve seen far too many of these “Can’t let you do that”

    18th Comment.

  20. B-mac on September 3rd, 2008 9:40 pm

    What’s wrong with you guys? This is pretty funny.

  21. Glitch: @ Nick on September 3rd, 2008 9:59 pm

    Ooooh how about italian?

  22. NCHammer326 on September 3rd, 2008 10:17 pm

    Holy shit, that’s dark.

    5 stars for tremendous balls.

  23. IvanaBAnonymous on September 3rd, 2008 10:17 pm

    That’s not funny

  24. shoomadoomabibly on September 3rd, 2008 10:35 pm

    yea, sure.. funny.
    cause i totally laugh when somones baby dies.


  25. Nick Soapdish on September 3rd, 2008 10:36 pm

    Sounds good. Hopefully we can get a nice table by the tortured souls and the flaming pit.

  26. pants on September 3rd, 2008 10:53 pm

    suck a dick this is funny and fo people who are offended im sorry im not catholic

  27. pants on September 3rd, 2008 10:53 pm

    did wolf eat the fetus?

  28. the king of space on September 3rd, 2008 11:04 pm

    Can’t let you make anymore wolf jokes, faggot.
    They lack lulz and are definitely failure.

  29. Romak on September 3rd, 2008 11:09 pm

    Well, this seems to be generating a flame war. But I must say, this pic is not that great. I love dead baby humor, don’t get me wrong, but this is just poorly put together.

  30. Soggywafflz on September 3rd, 2008 11:19 pm

    well the artical made me feel kinda bad for them. not that funny.

  31. Satir on September 3rd, 2008 11:41 pm

    Don’t ever try to pin a funny thing on an unfortunate thing. It doesn’t work that way. 1/5’d

  32. Evitron on September 4th, 2008 12:30 am

    I laughed because I am a terrible person and I suck at living. =D

  33. Auditor on September 4th, 2008 12:32 am

    Oh dear. Wolf should know where to draw the line. I’m pretty sure I’m going to Purga-hell-atory anyway. I hope She doesn’t sue.

  34. GameBuddy on September 4th, 2008 1:00 am

    Wow, I can’t beleive this one got posted.

  35. Solar Zero on September 4th, 2008 1:20 am

    Thank god Wolf is rhyming again ==;

    Although this is still pretty evil.

  36. Pigeon Army on September 4th, 2008 1:39 am

    While Dr. Captain Falcon performs legal Falcon Punches for young mothers, Fake Dr. Star Wolf performs illegal, unfunny and often unwanted Falcon Punches on anyone -- and he does it for the lulz. Worst. Doctor. Ever.

  37. Ars Arcanum on September 4th, 2008 2:59 am

    …the wolf hater in me says "Dammit…".

    …the asshole in me is loling at Cox's problem.

    I'm torn.

  38. Jusenkyo on September 4th, 2008 4:00 am

    That’s just downright disgusting and offensive. Especially since I know plenty of women who’ve had miscarriages.

  39. nonyabsns on September 4th, 2008 4:13 am

    this was so very wrong it made me laugh. and who wants to go to heaven anyways, all the cool people are in hell! the heaven people are all prim and proper, who wants to hang out with them?

    @ nick & glitch
    theres actually this great italian open air café right by the sea of flames. during the afternoon you can really appreciate the nice crimson flames. and the atmosphere is quite nice. the owner is Al Capone.

  40. Ars Arcanum on September 4th, 2008 8:02 am

    To all the ones ripping on this for being a wolf joke: Kudos.
    To all the ones ripping on it for making fun of a miscarriage:
    Welcome to the Internet. Been here long?

  41. Hunter Belmont on September 4th, 2008 8:54 am

    sometimes you just have to sit back and laugh.
    i hear hell some great metal bands

  42. Memoriam on September 4th, 2008 11:02 am

    Wouldn’t be all that funny on it’s own, but the sheer tastelessness of it appeals to my inner asshole, and that boosts it up greatly. 5/5

  43. Orion Fury on September 4th, 2008 11:53 am

    Wolf Punch?

  44. Necro on September 4th, 2008 12:14 pm

    Little of bad taste.
    Lots of lulz.

    You can even advertise him as a parental control method:
    Wolf’s better than the “next day pill”, it’s super effective!

  45. RonFalco on September 4th, 2008 2:54 pm

    That’s low even for Wolf.

  46. GsP on September 4th, 2008 3:35 pm

    dammit i gave it a 5 but i didn’t read the article now i want to give it 1

  47. jwhude on September 7th, 2008 10:37 am

    Ok all wolf jokes suck it was funny at first now everyone is just being a total douche.

  48. Zeroshimako on September 7th, 2008 6:28 pm

    1/5 for more miscarriage drama on the Internet.

    It wasn’t funny when CAD did it. It’s not funny now.

  49. GsP on September 9th, 2008 6:16 pm

    at least CAD wasn’t trying to be funny about the misscariage.

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