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Posted by Michael Moore on August 31, 2008 · 11:32 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (349 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)
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Lucky Day, Motivational, Photo Op, Portal, Science/Math, Valve Software

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42 Responses to “PORTAL”

  1. Teradohn on August 31st, 2008 8:32 am

    The coffee cake is a lie, though…

  2. SophiaDragonMaster on August 31st, 2008 11:41 am

    My morning would never be as boring! I want a Portal gun even more now…

  3. Shaun on August 31st, 2008 11:54 am

    This picture is simply made of win.

  4. Nick Soapdish on August 31st, 2008 11:57 am

    I implore the halolz editors to immediately post a comment themselves after they put up a new image to eliminate the stupid “first” comments that seem to be increasing.

    Picture is great, motivational text probably not required at all.

  5. SonicXV on August 31st, 2008 12:04 pm

    You would need to raise the coffee jug to make that arc successful

  6. Acrisios on August 31st, 2008 12:21 pm

    Oh. My. God. All I can say is, this picture is awesome. I didn’t really mind the motivational text all that much. Hooray for portal mischief!
    ;_; Perseus

  7. Fishy on August 31st, 2008 12:21 pm

    That cup will overflow soonlyish.

  8. James Rupuk on August 31st, 2008 12:38 pm

    pure awesomeness…

  9. Riot on August 31st, 2008 12:38 pm

    Useless!!! how am i supposed to drink from the other two? the portal might be good for peeping, tough… hehe…

  10. fancy pants on August 31st, 2008 12:52 pm

    I see a valve in the background…

  11. Hunter Belmont on August 31st, 2008 12:54 pm


  12. Ryumaru on August 31st, 2008 1:17 pm

    Awesome. Me wanty portal gun!

  13. Allen on August 31st, 2008 2:19 pm

    Just lol… Epic lol

  14. Nova. on August 31st, 2008 2:26 pm


  15. BLOHNG on August 31st, 2008 2:45 pm


  16. burnoutspartan on August 31st, 2008 2:51 pm

    PORTAL FTW!!!!!

  17. Gabe on August 31st, 2008 2:58 pm

    Fast thingy goes in. Fast thingy comes out.

  18. Minespatch on August 31st, 2008 2:59 pm

    Wow…. Man, this looks like a entry for motivational posters for videogame characters. Really, even though they haven’t done that yet. This is just fantastic, especially how the coffee is doing in the blue ring cup.

  19. Alphabet Soup on August 31st, 2008 3:08 pm

    @ Gabe

    Actually, the quote is:

    ‘…Or in lament’s terms, speedy thing go in, speedy thing comes out.’

  20. gunkitsune on August 31st, 2008 4:58 pm

    Best. Picture. Ever.

  21. Acrisios on August 31st, 2008 5:18 pm

    You know… since the blue portal is/was often considered then ‘in’ portal, that would mean the coffee is flowing out of the cup (somehow in an ark), through the portal, then into the jug… whoa.
    ;_; Perseus

  22. smashpro1 on August 31st, 2008 5:34 pm

    I saw the original pic on Something Awful. It was from the Photoshop Phriday titled “Thinking with Portals” here is the link:

  23. killercartoons on August 31st, 2008 5:39 pm

    yeah, ive seen this before, its still good though.

  24. Blue-Chameleon on August 31st, 2008 6:10 pm

    Nice picture. Some tea to go with cake perhaps?

  25. Pauld'Arbonne on August 31st, 2008 6:32 pm

    This = teh win

  26. SpiralCocktail on August 31st, 2008 8:50 pm

    Stolen, and not really that funny.

  27. Pigeon Army on August 31st, 2008 9:04 pm

    @Alphabet Soup
    The quote is ACTUALLY “In layman’s terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.”
    God, I feel like such a quote Nazi.

  28. FrEEz on September 1st, 2008 12:25 am

    this is pure awesomness topped with winsauce. Seriously, amazingly edited. 5 stars

  29. GameBuddy on September 1st, 2008 12:41 am

    Bloody brilliant.

  30. Evitron on September 1st, 2008 1:03 am

    @Pidgeon Army

    It’s okay, we all do that sometimes.

    Also, best picture ever.

  31. Alphabet Soup on September 1st, 2008 10:21 am

    @ pidgeon

    Meh, I forgot, was too lazy to find it. 6 hours of sleep = Fail. D:

  32. dudemanawesome on September 1st, 2008 12:49 pm


  33. Shadow Hazuki on September 2nd, 2008 5:13 am

    @Alphabet Soup and Evitron
    Correction: Pigeon Army, not Pidgeon -.-

    Yay picture! :D

  34. Pigeon Army on September 2nd, 2008 5:45 am

    @Shadow Hazuki
    Thank you. The amount of times that happens, I let it slide, but at least there’s someone else willing to work for correct spelling. :P

  35. Zeroshimako on September 2nd, 2008 8:22 am

    @SonicXVAugust -- Not if the cup was empty.

  36. LordKante on September 2nd, 2008 11:44 am

    The portals have been proven to be safe and non-hazardous, the portal device however is not. plz do not touch the operating end of the device. plz do not look directly into the device. plz don’t submerge the device in liquid, even partially. and most importantly…. plz do not make love to the device…

  37. Rayza B on September 4th, 2008 3:38 am


  38.! on September 7th, 2008 1:08 am

    you better not put your hand in if the blue cup is broken.
    might(no, it really would) look scary XD

  39. Jeot21 on September 21st, 2008 6:35 am


  40. Sun Tsu on October 7th, 2008 10:33 am

    If only I had a portal gun, then I wouldn’t have to have a car to get to school, I would just create a portal from my closet to the boiler room. Also I could use it to get free sandwiches from the awesome deli down the street. Yay portals!

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