Companion Cube Cake

Dan found a cake that will never try to harm you!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 30, 2008 · 10:54 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (245 votes, average: 4.54 out of 5)
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40 Responses to “Companion Cube Cake”

  1. Scott on August 30th, 2008 11:01 am

    Keep this at 5. Forever.

  2. FloppyToast on August 30th, 2008 11:04 am

    I’ve baked you a cake. 5/5

  3. Alphalance on August 30th, 2008 11:06 am

    Its companion cube….but the cake is a lie…isnt it? >-< *head explodes*

  4. SonicXV on August 30th, 2008 11:36 am

    It is companion cake, which you must cuddle.

  5. Twentay on August 30th, 2008 11:42 am

    why isn’t this a 5/5?
    right now?

  6. Allen on August 30th, 2008 11:55 am


  7. FrEEz on August 30th, 2008 12:04 pm


    5 stars

  8. Turquoize on August 30th, 2008 12:10 pm

    Lies! All lies!

  9. LordKante on August 30th, 2008 1:02 pm

    *cuddles the cake* dang… now I’m covered in love frosting…. wait… that didn’t come out right…. wait….. GAWD DAMMIT!!!!!

  10. Dan on August 30th, 2008 1:26 pm

    8 out of 10 Aperture Science scientists agree it’s delicious.

  11. [chemical.kirby] on August 30th, 2008 1:45 pm

    is it a lie?
    can a trust?
    im so confused @_@

  12. G1drake on August 30th, 2008 1:52 pm


  13. Bucky on August 30th, 2008 1:54 pm

    i can has loev caek?

  14. ThaDoggfather on August 30th, 2008 3:04 pm

    lmao! how awesome is that! 5/5

  15. Marzen on August 30th, 2008 3:16 pm

    Wow. 5 awesome lulz in a row. Thats hard to do ^_^.

    The companion cube not only came to your party, but hes ALSO the cake! What a friend!

  16. Heidar on August 30th, 2008 3:41 pm

    The ultimate paradox: the companion cake. Is it your best friend, or is it a lie?

  17. Maxwell Starr on August 30th, 2008 3:49 pm

    ….the cake isn’t a lie??



  18. BLOHNG on August 30th, 2008 3:58 pm

    IT’S A TRAP!

  19. lolguy on August 30th, 2008 5:35 pm

    You have eaten your cake faster then any test subjects. Congratulations.

  20. zinraidragon on August 30th, 2008 5:53 pm

    The weighted companion cake is a lie, thus it can never harm you. 5/5

  21. Blue-Chameleon on August 30th, 2008 6:00 pm

    This cake would not be able to accompany me through the test chamber.
    It would be nommed by the end!

  22. Ripshot on August 30th, 2008 6:27 pm

    It looks so delicious and moist

  23. Zeromaxx on August 30th, 2008 7:42 pm

    its not 5/5?! someones getting messed up in the near future, someone who voted less than 5/5

  24. Satir on August 30th, 2008 8:12 pm

    It looks yummy.

  25. Evitron on August 30th, 2008 8:35 pm


  26. Pigeon Army on August 30th, 2008 10:09 pm

    As part of an optional test protocol, we are pleased to present an amusing fact: The Companion Cake is now more valuable than the organs and combined incomes of everyone in [subject hometown here].

  27. Haywire on August 30th, 2008 10:33 pm

    It is moist and delicious.

  28. Orion X on August 30th, 2008 10:52 pm

    You never really euthanized the Companion Cube. You were just baking it for later.

  29. luckydog on August 30th, 2008 11:29 pm

    I give it 4/5 because I’ve seen better. And it looks squished

  30. Dan on August 31st, 2008 1:01 am

    Being delicious and moist, cake lakes the tinsel strength to support a cube shape. It’s better off being ‘squished’ than inedible, and let’s face it a cube cake would fall over easier too.

  31. Nathan on August 31st, 2008 2:00 am

    I’d give it a 4/5 for the same reasons Luckydog did, but it earned a 5/5 because I lol’d at all the paradoxical comments, especially zinraidragon’s.

  32. Burnt Eyes on August 31st, 2008 4:03 am

    It’s a lie…a harmless, cakey lie…that will go straight to my thighs.

  33. Abbot on August 31st, 2008 4:52 am

    “Not in cruelty
    Not in wrath
    The REAPER came today
    An ANGEL visited
    this gray path
    And took the cube away.”

    Om nom nom.

  34. Jeot21 on August 31st, 2008 5:10 am

    the cake is lie..
    but the companion cube is a cake…
    so that means the companion cube is a lie…

  35. brett on August 31st, 2008 9:00 am

    the cake will not lie to you or try to stab you

  36. FluX on August 31st, 2008 9:55 am


  37. Nobrain on August 31st, 2008 10:31 am

    I know! Mod the gamecube to look like a companion cube, somethin’ like they did with the wall-e gamecube

  38. B-mac on August 31st, 2008 5:34 pm

    I still don’t trust the companion cube. I bet there’s food poisoning in it!

  39. LordKante on September 2nd, 2008 11:47 am

    To SonicXV
    *cuddles the cube cake…wait… aren’t most cakes cubes?* Dammit… now I got love frosting on my face… err… that didn’t come out right… wait… GAWD DAMMIT ALL!!! Too much innuendo…

  40. Kyubii996 on June 30th, 2009 10:55 pm

    What IS the companion cube from anyway??

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