BlueCanary9999, this submission is highly illogical!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 29, 2008 · 3:52 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (205 votes, average: 4.48 out of 5)
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Aliens, F-Zero, FALCON PAAAANCH, Nintendo, Sneak Attack, Special Attacks, Star Trek, Super Smash Bros, TV Shows

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33 Responses to “FALCON PINCH!”

  1. X Intolerable X on August 29th, 2008 4:02 am

    So that’s where Spock learned it………

  2. Hunter Belmont on August 29th, 2008 4:31 am

    falcon is everywhere these days! you cant escape him and when you least expect it BANG falcon punch to the face

  3. Romak on August 29th, 2008 4:57 am

    O.o 4/5

  4. FrEEz on August 29th, 2008 7:14 am

    I don’t get the refrence, but what i do know is that this is terribly photoshopped

  5. CaptainBaconMan on August 29th, 2008 7:16 am

    @ FrEEz

    It’s the Star Trek ‘Vulcan Death Grip’

  6. Twentay on August 29th, 2008 7:36 am

    That is genius
    and explains so many things

  7. Personae Non Gratae on August 29th, 2008 8:15 am


  8. Dracula on August 29th, 2008 9:27 am

    It’s only funny if you actually watched Star Trek.

  9. Tutu on August 29th, 2008 9:54 am

    *doesnt watch star trek but still finds it funny*

  10. FloppyToast on August 29th, 2008 9:56 am


  11. Shady Auhtor on August 29th, 2008 10:07 am

    *Same as Tutu*

  12. Pigeon Army on August 29th, 2008 10:08 am

    There’s…Falcons…onthe…starboard bow…

  13. Nick Soapdish on August 29th, 2008 10:54 am

    Vulcan Pinch!

  14. Spolin on August 29th, 2008 11:16 am

    Anyone who hasn’t heard of the Vulcan Nerve Pinch must be living under a rock, at the bottom of the ocean. It was even parodied in Space Balls.

  15. Evitron on August 29th, 2008 11:26 am

    The joke is good but the photoshop is wrong.

  16. Necro on August 29th, 2008 11:47 am

    I saw Space Balls, but I didn’t get it then also.

    The fun is to get “pinch” as punch…. and that is a vulcan superpower, right?

  17. GameBuddy on August 29th, 2008 11:58 am

    It’s really not that hard to Photoshop something well.

  18. Maschalismos on August 29th, 2008 11:59 am

    Falcon… Mind Meld!

  19. sonicpokemon on August 29th, 2008 12:11 pm

    it just wasnt a star trek reference

  20. david2222121 on August 29th, 2008 12:31 pm

    Kirk’s face makes up for the crappy photoshopping. 4/5

  21. CursedShadows on August 29th, 2008 1:16 pm


  22. Pauld'Arbonne on August 29th, 2008 1:52 pm

    The bad photoshopping doesn’t take away from the joke, I don’t see why any of you are complaining about that.

  23. B-mac on August 29th, 2008 2:15 pm

    The vulcan nerve pinch is irrelevant. The joke focuses on the change from Falcon Punch to Falcon Pinch and how deadly it is. Even if it’s horribly photoshopped, it’s still pretty good. 3/5

  24. Cheat2Win on August 29th, 2008 3:05 pm

    Horribly photoshopped, but I got the joke (which is surprising because I never was a fan of Star Trek) so I’ll still give it 3/5.

  25. Dracula on August 29th, 2008 3:47 pm


    ….Or someone or never found Star Trek entertaining, so never watched it…..like myself.

    And I’ve seen Space Balls, I guess I just don’t remember that part.

  26. worksforme on August 29th, 2008 8:02 pm

    I think the bad photoshop makes it even better.

  27. Gaudion on August 29th, 2008 10:19 pm

    @worksforme: Agreed. For God’s sake, people, this is halolz.com, not halomadphotoshopskillz.com. Either laugh at the submission or don’t, but don’t complain about a shoddy photoshopping job. In any case, I did laugh at this one. 5/5 in my book.

  28. Un-Anonymous on August 29th, 2008 10:38 pm

    It’s literally impossible not to laugh at this.
    Its just way too Illogical

  29. Minespatch on August 30th, 2008 1:13 pm

    Man, Ihaven’t seen the episode, but I’m a avid Star Trek fan! man, this ruled my day.

  30. GRiM on August 30th, 2008 1:52 pm

    i agree with workswithme, the bad photoshopping makes it funnier.

    i don’t know how something so simple can ruin the joke for most of you, like a font, or a bad photoshop job

  31. Exploderizer on August 30th, 2008 4:27 pm


  32. not an idler on September 11th, 2009 7:03 am

    that's just fucking lame, hell learn the "basics" of photoshopping why don't you. amazed this sites gone so long with the unfunny crap effort bullshit posted on here… wonders when we'll see some "Idler" screenshots and captions huh Shawn?

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