This Destructoid article puts it best… “The depth of depravity on the Internet rarely surprises me anymore.”
Porn and Halo 3
Posted by Shawn Handyside on August 7, 2008 · 7:19 AM
(164 votes, average: 4.14 out of 5)
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Anime, Artistic, Bad Ideas, Boobies, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, No Caption Needed, Too Much Free Time, Xbox 360
Anime, Artistic, Bad Ideas, Boobies, Bungie, Halo, Microsoft, No Caption Needed, Too Much Free Time, Xbox 360
(4.74 out of 5)
OMG FIRST POST.
LOL, BEWBIES.
This should be tagged ‘The amount of free time you have is too much. Please drop the controller, and step away from the xbox.’
Creative though, buuuuuut i’m not gonna rate
*agrees with freez* XD
must of taken some time >_>
pretty cool,but this also goes under the section
“someone needs to get laid”
XD
*jaw drops*
There is something ridiculously sad about this image. Sad as in somebody felt the need to create it.
is that hentai anime type porn?
……..
I think they drew her a tad too fat.
……………………
IT HURTS SO GOOD!
Is it possible to have that much free time, yes it is a cool picture but why did you?
This is one of those instances where it just spiraled down down down. Someone was probably starting out with just boobs, the rest probably fell into place.
The man wanted to bring boobs to a boobs-less game and I can respect that.
Whats TRULY sad is all the people who will fap to that image.
@ Fancylad
OHHHH YESSS, that energy sword OOOHHHHH those trip mines OOOHHH YESSS…wait what?! Who faps to equipment and guns?
@ Everyone else
I love the expression she has that makes it look like she’s staring at the red guy and asking “Why did u make me? U need to get laid”
//(.)(.)\\
Seriosuly,that guy has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyy too much time on his hands.
*fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
@fancylad
zomg, fancylad. you have a completely different personality once your off the clock of IAB. veeeeeeeerrrrrrryy interesting.
i didnt even know you knew this site. unless…..your an imposter!
but if not…….
SO MANY THOUGHTS!!
well if you are….could you unbann me frm commenting it was frm like three years ago. :3
Old, but seriously.
People need a fucking life, the internet is for pronz and halo is for lolz. :[
Or…..maybe…..the weapon layout was a total coincidence!
Wow…..The guy that made that needs to get laid…say do you hear a Echo?
This is pathetic. But it is incredibly well done, so well done that I think they must have done it before. The bangs are very intricate.
Again,sorry,Handyside for the looooooong comment.:D
dude, I sent you this same picture with a caption a while ago
@Alphalance
Apparently blah does.
@Fancylad: No boobs? Seriously, look at Cortana. Her breast size increased more than it did in Halo 2!
Aside from the amount of time wasted on it, the swords in the vagoo region are the scariest part.
I don’t think the intent was to make real porn. Anyone who would masturbate to a halo screenshot that only vaguely resembles a topless anime girl needs help in so many ways I can’t list them. I think the intent here was to be funny, and it’s okay.
I swear, I’m becoming so jaded. I’m not even surprised by this shit anymore.
@Viewer….
Wow.
well..it was..creative…in a single-minded-too-much-time-on-your-hands-go-get-a-life kinda way …but it was creative.
facepalm
@ Pauld’Arbonne
Same here. It just doesn’t seem that exteme…
@ Raiden
Yeah, kind of like Line Rider fanatics.
It’s a wonder the human race has survived this long with stuff like this. Now I’m craving the lesbian Mudkips.
*goes to pic*
…Nevermind.
I feel compelled to say well done sir
Well done Sir.
@Minespatch
Lol if you thought that was long ,you should have seen my comments,On the “It’s A Trap!” pic.took up like an extra blank page.
Long comment is looooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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Again,Sorry Shawn.
Lol…
Where’s the penises? lawl
for anyone it may concern,I,viewer of no concern,will now be known as “Exploderizer”.That’s right shawn,if u see a long comment and it’s not viewer of no concern,It’s prolly me,”Exploderizer”.
guns and naked (women?)=EPIC NON-FAIL.
…..nope, not all for it. first, waaaaaay too much time, second, not all for it for some reason (though i do enjoy pornz once in a while), and if i forget anything, whatever. and yes i realize that i have said things already said and………………………………………………………yea
I don’t even care that it’s of a (poorly drawn) almost-naked anime chick… I am just awestruck at his use of the medium.
i dont know why your all bashing it so much. =3 it looks cute. =3 not in the hot way, but in its own right. besides, does anyone else here seem to forget what boredom can do? for all you know, a pimp did this! boredom causes a lot of shit. so yeah. i think this pic is cute, and slightly familiar in some way… not ina porno way, but i could swear i saw that anime chick somewhere… but more… clothed. XD ah well. to whoever made this, kudos!
Wat.
I don’t think I can say anything that hasn’t already been said.
TMFT. foor reelz.
This is so sad.
I think that he has done this a few times before but…changing the position of a few things….her legs for example…
Yay for rule #34.
Please if you’re ever on halo 3 online you’ll find things A LOT more explicit then this stuff. Stay away from screenshots of 12 year old’s file share if you have your parents or siblings watching or prepare to never be able to play Halo 3 again. I was unlucky enough to stumble upon one of these screenshots with my mother watching and…well… no more Halo 3 for me. )=
@Hajs5: I feel so sorry for you, not being able to play one of teh best game evar made. I nearly had myself in a situation like that, only my friend was watching, and he is for that sort of stuff. ;D BTW 5/5, bewbs :D!!!!
hmmm…is her mouth a pylon?? w/e can’t believe how someone can actually have the patience to do this…
……..I don’t know what’s worse. The fact that someone has so much free time (and patience), or the fact I saw this one coming.
im not sure that should be allowed on here….
THIS is the enemy’s bio-weapon?!
@Goose
You read Least I Could Do.
@ the pic
simply wow
i can has bewbs nao?
Porn? In MY Halo?
Its more likely than you think.
trip mine nipples
thts hawt!!!
The navel is a bit high. Also, comment win for Peppy.
Holy Fish Paste, that’s awesome in a very weird and geeky kind of way. I have to admit it’s intricate. I wonder how long it took.
1 hour and 4 minutes. The hour for making it, and the other 4 minutes for the guy to finish jerking off and complete it.
I think soon it is going to be OK to call halolz a porn site. “sigh” If only there were more funny pictures rather than pornz. But pornz is still good.
You DARE bring pr0nz to mah Halo?! YOU MUST GET LAID!!
ummm….wtf? why did you make that? dude that is really stoopid