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Posted by Michael Moore on July 9, 2008 · 2:59 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (104 votes, average: 3.61 out of 5)
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Motivational, PC, Playstation, Portal, True Love, Valve Software, Xbox 360

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34 Responses to “OBJECTOPHELIA”

  1. Shawn Handyside on July 9th, 2008 3:00 pm


  2. Dan on July 9th, 2008 3:18 pm

    Objectophelia isn’t a real word. I’m not sure what the companion cube, but if it’s stone then the proper term is Lithophilia. Anyway, this is more of a fetish than paraphilia anyway.
    I’m saying this because I took Latin and Abnormal Psychology in college, not because I think the author is trying to be serious.

  3. Dan on July 9th, 2008 3:20 pm

    Editing fail. English wasn’t my strong subject as you can tell by the redundant “anyway,” even if I do post above intarwebz average.

  4. Glitch: on July 9th, 2008 3:24 pm

    Mikes back!

  5. Phoenix Wright on July 9th, 2008 3:30 pm


  6. B-mac on July 9th, 2008 4:08 pm

    Where’s the Wolf jokes? Today is Wednesday. :(

  7. lolguy on July 9th, 2008 4:37 pm

    want moar earthbound

  8. GermaineTrain on July 9th, 2008 5:06 pm

    … Never gonna run around and desert you!
    I believe you rickrolled us, handyside.

  9. Monoxboogie on July 9th, 2008 5:36 pm


  10. Personae Non Gratae on July 9th, 2008 5:37 pm

    I’d hit it

  11. Deth2Gerbilz on July 9th, 2008 5:54 pm

    did….did i just get rickrolled via vague text?

  12. Pigeon Army on July 9th, 2008 6:18 pm

    Never wants give it up? You’re doing a rickroll via text and you can’t write it properly?

    Well, at least I have my cake. It’s so delicious and moist.

  13. Mace on July 9th, 2008 6:29 pm

    that is not a a handyside…

  14. burnoutspartan on July 9th, 2008 6:39 pm

    My psychiatrist said it was fatigue but I knew……

  15. B-mac on July 9th, 2008 7:58 pm

    @Pigeon Army


  16. Evitron on July 9th, 2008 8:08 pm

    Objectophelia is not the love of objects, it is the love of lawyers with spikey hair

  17. the conqueror on July 9th, 2008 8:17 pm

    never wants to run around and desert it never wants to make it cry never wants to say goodbye never wants to tell a lie and hurt it

  18. Pigeon Army on July 9th, 2008 10:39 pm

    It may be a lie, but I’m never gonna give it up, never gonna let it down, never gonna run around and desert it.

  19. Evitron on July 10th, 2008 12:30 am

    @Pidgeon Army
    Ah, but you might dessert it.

    *ducks from incoming bricks*

  20. EccentricShinobi on July 10th, 2008 12:35 am

    No matter what you say, you know if you could think of a way to succesfuly become carnaly intimate with the companion cube you would totaly tap that.

  21. Haywire on July 10th, 2008 1:15 am

    The cake is a lie, but the cube is forever. <3

  22. Glitch: on July 10th, 2008 1:40 am

    …Okay, i’ll admit it i never played portal so I have to ask this question. Is the cube a girl or a boy, I know it talks,so what does the voice sound like?

  23. BLasthelmet on July 10th, 2008 2:05 am

    “we would like to remind you that the companion cube cannot speak, but in the event that it does speak we urge you to ignore any advice it gives”

    im assuming its male because:
    1: the main character (chell) is a chick
    2:GladoS refers to it as “Him” while your fighting her

    (i apologize for any and all typos in this post)

  24. Setsuna Setsunai on July 10th, 2008 2:06 am

    Dearest Mike Moore,
    Thank you so very much for including Rickroll in your picture comment, which is far and away older than Star Wolf. You have successfully given me reason to go and facepalm myself.
    Best Regards,
    Setsuna Setsunai
    PS: Glitch, you wouldn’t have to admit that you never played Portal, because the Companion Cube does not talk.

  25. Alphalance on July 10th, 2008 2:14 pm

    At first i missed my Companion cube but after seeing all the writings on the walls and the pictures i soon realized my companion cube was seeing other objects and test subjects…i cried a long time….
    COMPANION CUBE IS A SLUT!!! *runs of sobbing*

  26. Shadow_Link on July 10th, 2008 5:53 pm

    You want it? It’s yours, my friend, as long as you have enough rubies.

  27. Glitch; @ shadow link on July 10th, 2008 6:02 pm

    Thats not nice. and stop mixing games

  28. Sir Lulzalot on July 11th, 2008 2:01 am

    At least spell the root right.
    there’s no E.

  29. XDXDXDXDXDXD on July 11th, 2008 11:48 am

    The Companion Cube needs a new -philia. I’m thinking Cubophilia.

  30. FrEEz on July 11th, 2008 6:10 pm

    Okay…i have no clue what objectophelia means… o.O

  31. G1drake on September 21st, 2008 8:25 pm

    and that is not so weird

    since i know someones that “like object”

  32. Animedevildog on September 21st, 2008 9:07 pm

    Cool avi you made. Now, all you gotta figure out is how to get it as your avi…

  33. Joshy206 on November 27th, 2008 3:15 am

    Awww.. how did you know?

  34. Nyoron on September 9th, 2010 8:43 pm

    Weve known eachother, for so long, we know the game and were, gonna play it!

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