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One does not simply Wolf into Mordor


Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 2, 2008 · 8:52 PM
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (178 votes, average: 3.03 out of 5)
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51 Responses to “One does not simply Wolf into Mordor”

  1. BLasthelmet on July 2nd, 2008 8:57 pm

    i cant let you do that frodo

  2. FrEEz on July 2nd, 2008 9:02 pm

    This surpasses all boundaries of randomness. 1/5

  3. FloppyToast on July 2nd, 2008 9:05 pm

    I don’t find it that interesting. 2/5

  4. FrEEz on July 2nd, 2008 9:07 pm

    Oh and that’s the last straw *opens photoshop*

  5. Evitron on July 2nd, 2008 9:12 pm

    No 1/5

  6. Gehraz on July 2nd, 2008 9:12 pm

    …. sigh

  7. Glitch on July 2nd, 2008 9:48 pm

    The first good wolf joke in a while, The wolf jokes have been bothering me lately but this one is fairly entertaining. A nice commentary on how just puting wolf in a joke ( simply wolf*ing*) does not make a joke funny(into mordor)…. wait wut?

  8. Koth on July 2nd, 2008 9:54 pm

    PUN! Hooray!

  9. Setsuna Setsunai on July 2nd, 2008 9:59 pm

    I hate to be one of those guys who rewrite jokes, but I don’t get this one. “One does not simply Wolf into Halolz” makes a little more sense, though…

  10. killercartoons on July 2nd, 2008 10:01 pm

    hold on a second man, i just walked into the room and there is WAY too much wolf going on in here! seriously thats a lot for one day!

  11. Pigeon Army on July 2nd, 2008 10:03 pm

    @Glitch
    Are you, perchance, an English major or an english student at high school? Because that comment smacks of analysis only years doing English-based subjects could give, lol.

    This was average at best.

  12. Shaun on July 2nd, 2008 10:18 pm

    Heh, I laughed when I saw this one. Since it seems that few people get it, it’s a reference to a smaller meme, “ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY TELENT INTO MORDOR”.
    Here’s a link:
    http://www.claws-and-paws.com/files/claws/active/5/952_large.jpg

  13. Glitch on July 2nd, 2008 10:25 pm

    @ pigeon army
    actually I just graduated high school, not really much of an english student either, more science
    But thank you

  14. Teo on July 2nd, 2008 10:26 pm

    The “One does not simply _______ into Mordor” jokes have been around for freakin ever, though. This made me grin/groan, but more because I hadn’t seen a Mordor joke in a while and less because it was Wolf.

  15. MushroomBoy on July 2nd, 2008 10:31 pm

    ……oh dear god.

  16. Teradohn on July 2nd, 2008 10:35 pm

    GAAAHH!! -brain explodes from an overload of Wolf jokes- Why, Shawn, whyyyyyy?!?

  17. B-mac on July 2nd, 2008 10:51 pm

    Even though I have no idea what this is a reference to, I burst out laughing. The different take on a Wolf joke and Wolf being in that… place just makes it funny. 5/5 Fantastic wednesday! *sigh* Nothing can beat Wolf joke wednesdays.

  18. Pigeon Army on July 2nd, 2008 10:55 pm

    @Shaun
    I thought it was a reference to the meme “One Does Not Simply ROCK Into Mordor” - http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/87366880_1b05bf99e2.jpg - but your reference was good too.

  19. Error on July 2nd, 2008 10:58 pm

    @Glitch

    Oh come now, Glitch. You know just as much as I do that we graduated from college with a major in English and a minor in Rock Lobster. Pigeon Army should know the truth.

  20. Red on July 2nd, 2008 11:00 pm

    Everyone who is pissed about Wolf Jokes. Do what I did. For every Wolf Joke that appears I send Shawn 20 crappy MS Paint Entries in 20 separate emails.
    Sometimes I just took pictures and wrote words on them or made them look like pirates.

  21. KidWithTheFace on July 2nd, 2008 11:00 pm

    so then how the hell am i supposed to get to mordor???

  22. Glitch on July 2nd, 2008 11:19 pm

    @kidwiththeface

    try walking in

  23. Nobrain on July 2nd, 2008 11:32 pm

    @Glitch

    or use an eagle to fly in

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=vh06CoC7th8

  24. LaundryMan on July 2nd, 2008 11:56 pm

    Better, but still. It’s wolf. He needs a hiatus.
    -
    “Then I will simply walk in.”

  25. Boreas on July 3rd, 2008 12:05 am

    Fail boat :\
    2/5

  26. Kuromatsu on July 3rd, 2008 12:15 am

    Only slight better than the many “can’t let you do that”

  27. Seb on July 3rd, 2008 12:27 am

    i think its beautiful but no one cares about my opinions

  28. Haywire on July 3rd, 2008 12:37 am

    One does not simply shoop into Mordor!

  29. Kevin J. on July 3rd, 2008 12:55 am

    @Killercartoon
    Handyside has decided to make wednesdays “Wolf Wednesdays”
    So if you hate these jokes, don’t come on wednesdays.

  30. Orion X on July 3rd, 2008 1:16 am

    I chuckled…
    Then again, I am ignorant towards the lifespan of these Mordor jokes.

  31. Blank-Mage on July 3rd, 2008 2:11 am

    The Wolf joke. It’s… changing. What is it now? What will it become?

  32. AluminumCan on July 3rd, 2008 2:57 am

    @Blank:

    It’ll become… funny?

    That would be nice if it got amusing.

    On a side note, POOOOOOOOOOOP.

  33. Kbman on July 3rd, 2008 3:36 am

    I don’t know which is more facepalm worthy;
    the pic, or the reactions.

  34. Hirofox on July 3rd, 2008 3:48 am

    … Well that was unexpected. Are we doing freestyle wolf puns now?

  35. Sir Lulzalot on July 3rd, 2008 3:59 am

    …………what was the original quote supposed to be?

  36. me on July 3rd, 2008 5:14 am

    Thank God someone changed the wolf joke! This one’s actually funny!

  37. eskimo bob on July 3rd, 2008 6:24 am

    this one was so bad when I looked at it again I started laughing. not many things make me do that. still 2/5 though

  38. Jeot21 on July 3rd, 2008 8:35 am

    Wolf Jokes are starting to annoy me…
    but this one is funny 5/5

  39. Burnt Eyes on July 3rd, 2008 8:56 am

    Walk into mordor? Simply can’t let you do that, Fox…

  40. Rayza B on July 3rd, 2008 9:14 am

    Meh. good ref, but Wolf?

  41. 1RPGKID on July 3rd, 2008 10:00 am

    ehh….

  42. Miketuu on July 3rd, 2008 11:14 am

    this is nice, however, I don’t like the fact that nearly everybody thinks that being a douche will stop the wolf pics
    T_T, come on

  43. Orion Fury on July 3rd, 2008 11:38 am

    Never seen a ‘blank’ into modor joke before, so I thought that it was decent.

  44. El Diablo on July 3rd, 2008 11:45 am

    face palm -_-

  45. Gneekman on July 3rd, 2008 11:49 am

    For those confused on the meme this is referencing, may I direct you r attention to the ultimate authority on all things Internets:

    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Mordor

  46. Ars Arcanum on July 3rd, 2008 12:14 pm

    a son-of-a-bitch. And yet you have my respect for being able to irk every wolf hater in the world simultaneously.
    In other words, successful troll is successful.

  47. YYS on July 3rd, 2008 12:19 pm

    <—OP

    This pleases me. Yes…pleases me greatly.

  48. Romak on July 3rd, 2008 3:30 pm

    PLEASE just let this meme DIE!! (unless one can actually make it funny again)

  49. B-mac on July 3rd, 2008 6:34 pm

    It is funny. It’s always funny.

  50. Raiden_Zer0 on July 4th, 2008 2:35 am

    loved it. 58/5

  51. Marzen on July 7th, 2008 5:22 pm

    I found this funny >_>… Course, I’ve seen a funny animated pic of Boromir, Frodo, Eragorn, and Gandalf talking about walking into Mordor.

    Boromir: “One does not simply walk into Mordor.”
    Frodo: “Yeah, you do.”
    B: “Nu-uh!”
    Frodo: “Yeah, you do! Really really do!”
    Boromir: “No. You need, like, an army. …with Ninjas. And Wizards… NINJA WIZARDS!”

    Ah, that was a funny pic.

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