Comments on: REALITY http://www.halolz.com/2008/05/30/reality/ Your premiere source for humorous video game screen captions! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:15:09 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Sir_McCloud http://www.halolz.com/2008/05/30/reality/comment-page-4/#comment-170563 Sir_McCloud Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:57:14 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2008/05/30/reality/#comment-170563 Well, this submission is over 70 weeks old. That's more than a YEAR people! However, I think it demands attention outside this blogsite, and even be a IRL motivational poster. I would pin this up on my wall if I could. Let's just face these facts... 1. There's no instruction manual 2. Armor is hard as hell to come by 3. Game economy sucks 4. The first 18 levels are the easiest, TRUST ME! 5. He's OBVIOUSLY using Windows 6. The last level is the smallest 7. There may or may not be a sequel 8. HP system is squirrely... Throwing dice does not help, EVEN if it lands on a 20. 9. Spawn Camping is considered a crime. 10. PVP is rarely used, unless closely monitored... 11. There is only ONE account per person, regardless... apparently there's some Mod named GOD who overlooks this whole thing... and The Almighty Falcon enforces it. 12. By the time you realize what you could have done, it's too late... 13. It needs some save points... 14. Everything is very realistic (ba-dum-tis) Other than that, not much else to say until some tool makes a complete walkthrough for this game... Well, this submission is over 70 weeks old. That's more than a YEAR people! However, I think it demands attention outside this blogsite, and even be a IRL motivational poster. I would pin this up on my wall if I could. Let's just face these facts…
1. There's no instruction manual
2. Armor is hard as hell to come by
3. Game economy sucks
4. The first 18 levels are the easiest, TRUST ME!
5. He's OBVIOUSLY using Windows
6. The last level is the smallest
7. There may or may not be a sequel
8. HP system is squirrely… Throwing dice does not help, EVEN if it lands on a 20.
9. Spawn Camping is considered a crime.
10. PVP is rarely used, unless closely monitored…
11. There is only ONE account per person, regardless… apparently there's some Mod named GOD who overlooks this whole thing… and The Almighty Falcon enforces it.
12. By the time you realize what you could have done, it's too late…
13. It needs some save points…
14. Everything is very realistic (ba-dum-tis)

Other than that, not much else to say until some tool makes a complete walkthrough for this game…

]]> By: Sir_McCloud http://www.halolz.com/2008/05/30/reality/comment-page-2/#comment-170561 Sir_McCloud Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:41:52 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2008/05/30/reality/#comment-170561 I can has a ROFLcopter that goes SOI SOI SOI SOI? that's funny. I can has a ROFLcopter that goes SOI SOI SOI SOI? that's funny.

]]> By: Sir_McCloud http://www.halolz.com/2008/05/30/reality/comment-page-2/#comment-170560 Sir_McCloud Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:36:03 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2008/05/30/reality/#comment-170560 That's because the fucking scientists killed them all for experiments... that and it's Basement Cat's fault... That's because the fucking scientists killed them all for experiments… that and it's Basement Cat's fault…

]]> By: Sir_McCloud http://www.halolz.com/2008/05/30/reality/comment-page-2/#comment-170559 Sir_McCloud Wed, 07 Oct 2009 03:33:40 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2008/05/30/reality/#comment-170559 How would that work? Spawn point: Local Hospital Delivery Room. Weapon of choice? XP? Drops? First of all, you wouldn't be able to get by the front door with your weapon, depending on what it is... Daggers only do 1D2-1D4 damage, depending on several things... Then the whole structure becomes a dungeon, and the security guards hostile NPCs. They may be tough as nails, but they have some pretty good drops I hear... But what about a Boss Fight at the end of the string? Perhaps it's the Lunch Lady in the Cafeteria for low levels... And maybe an Army veteran returning from an injury... only loot from him though, might be his "Bullet-proof Armor" giving a 95% immunity to bullets, but only taking 3-4 force damage... better than your "Made in Taiwan" cloth armor... Oh well... one needs to write up a manual... How would that work?

Spawn point: Local Hospital Delivery Room.
Weapon of choice?
XP? Drops?

First of all, you wouldn't be able to get by the front door with your weapon, depending on what it is… Daggers only do 1D2-1D4 damage, depending on several things… Then the whole structure becomes a dungeon, and the security guards hostile NPCs. They may be tough as nails, but they have some pretty good drops I hear… But what about a Boss Fight at the end of the string? Perhaps it's the Lunch Lady in the Cafeteria for low levels… And maybe an Army veteran returning from an injury… only loot from him though, might be his "Bullet-proof Armor" giving a 95% immunity to bullets, but only taking 3-4 force damage… better than your "Made in Taiwan" cloth armor…

Oh well… one needs to write up a manual…

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]]> By: Anon http://www.halolz.com/2008/05/30/reality/comment-page-4/#comment-36937 Anon Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:05:01 +0000 http://www.halolz.com/2008/05/30/reality/#comment-36937 I can't sell this game anywhere. Noones taking it, and it's the only one I have for my PC right now. The first parts were okay, but at the same time your stats were pretty low at that point. Now it just sucks, even with the higher stats and extra equipment I've found, it's become tedious and difficult. But, meh, it's the only game I've got right now. I hear it's sequel will be much better, assuming they don't cancel it. There's a possibility it may not ever be released. I can't sell this game anywhere. Noones taking it, and it's the only one I have for my PC right now. The first parts were okay, but at the same time your stats were pretty low at that point. Now it just sucks, even with the higher stats and extra equipment I've found, it's become tedious and difficult. But, meh, it's the only game I've got right now. I hear it's sequel will be much better, assuming they don't cancel it. There's a possibility it may not ever be released.

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